Wonderful as always.  I like the troll version of whore.   I like that Bill likes him in this universe, too and you surprised me with what was in the scroll and that it was addressed to Bill.  He's the perfect tool for the horcruxes, that's for sure.  I wonder why Albus didn't use him on some of them, now that you've brought him up.  Can't wait for more!! 

Not nearly enough. I like it, but I desperately need more. Please....

lovely, hooray! i hope we get to see more Severus in the next chapter? and by the way it is "thing" because.... "think" doesn't make sense... in any way what so ever. People probably just misheard it when they were younger and were convinced that's it's right. *shrugs* i mean i used to think it was "ring around the rosies pocket full of ponies" when i was younger so it happens :)love it: carry on!

This just keeps getting mysteriouser and mysteriouser! ;) I love your writing, Plaid. Some people think that I am "over the top" when I say that these stories are a gift from the writer to the reader, but as I see it, the enjoyment that you (and others like you) bring is irreplaceable. As a thorough SS/HG addict, I would like to sincerely thank you for my fix once again.

*grins*

This story is spectacular! Every chapter is a pleasure to read! I can't wait til your next update! =)

I do hope you promise to finish this story.  I'm always a little nervous about starting an unfinished fic, but this just looked so good.  I'm attached.  Please keep it up!!

Oh, I hope that your going to finish this story!  It's far to good to leave hanging! 

BRILIANT ARE YOU STILL WORKING ON THIS?

Oh no! Are you not going to finish this tale? *weeps*Please finish it...

Hi there,this fic is absolutely brilliant! I love the direction you are taking this in- and I'm a bit of a romantic, so I really hope Severus finds himself a cure- screw the rest of the wizarding world...You write wonderfully; witty, funny, and I like it how you haven't rushed into the romance. This must be the first SS/HG fic I've ever read where the characters have been so chaste this far! Having said that, I look forward to when things ... develop ;)Can't wait for your update, and once again, excellent work

This is an absolutely fascinating story - I can't believe that I haven't found it before - it's everything I like the most: it's very, very different and original compared to quite a lot SSHG-stories, which is refreshing - and it's a perfect combination of serious and funny moments. You must have quite an insight in human nature to write this! I certainly hope that you will update soon!

If this has truly been abandoned, I may be the saddest person in the world right now. I suffer from horrible depression and your stories always pull me from the brink, make me laugh, make me forget my troubles for a time. Thank you for everything you've given us.

Yay! More, more, more. I love your story. It's bloody brilliant and a different take. Keep at it!

Ooooooo.......... so she's going to see the sssssexy Bill Whore, is she... mmmm... !  *oops, sorry, wrong fic*

Uh, *clears throat* - enjoyable chapter there, Pook. I was particularly amused at the goblin's turn of phrase 'you are his prostitute'. I laughed out loud at that one.  Looking forward to Bill's translation of the parchment!!!

EEEEE!! I freakin' love this story. It's making me giggle!

I loved the 'boys' teasing Hermione.  Harry, in particular, seems really laid back, but then when you live with a madman in the midst of a war perhaps the only choices are insanity or mellowness.  I think my favorite line is Ron's, “A little snogging and she’s gone right off her head.” It's rather peculiar (and convenient) that Severus is literate in Gobbledegook but I keep wondering whatever motivated (or forced?) him to learn it.  Surely he didn't learn it just to communicate with his bankers?  I don't imagine anyone can risk asking him about it, at least not before he's sane.  At any rate, it's amusing that his use of names is consistent.  I wonder if he smirked when he translated "pretty little whore" into Gobbledegook?Did Severus silence Mrs. Black with the Langlok curse Harry found in his old potions book?  And I wonder what's become of Draco?  Post more soon, please, but take all the chapters you want spinning out this tale.  I love it so much I don't want it to end.   ~

I feel like it's my birthday!!  Woohoo - update time!  Okay all giddines aside - I loved the letter of credit idea.  Terrific way of getting around how much to withdraw and such.  Handing the answer to Hermione in Goblin was priceless.  Very Slytherin, Severus!  I love how Harry and Ron have gradually transitioned to acceptance of Hermione and Severus' relationship.  Just sitting here, waiting for my next birthday.  (Actually today really is my daughter's birthday - so I'll be eating cake and celebrating for real).

I've been really bumming about the loss of Steve Irwin, so hopefully this will get my mind off of it. Crikey! I'm so glad you updated! This story is a little beauty!

Thanks for the great chapter!  Knee-high whores, indeed.  Poor Hermione has to visit them again tomorrow.  LOL.  Hopefully Severus won't blow up the house.  Great job!!! Cheers!

Another lovely chapter says impatient Sun. LOL I'm interested in the potion. :) Follow the butterflies... follow the butterflies... (sung in Ron's voice from potter pals). LOL

aiiiieee!! hooray for updates! i was awake at 730 to towel off my dog whom had fallen into the pool and figured i'd read your update before going back to bed for another 5 hours, and i'm glad i did :) "this man, you are his prostitute?" haha that gave me a major case  of the giggles. can't wait for next chapter!

Poor Hermione is suffering such indignities- :)  Lovely update.

Sigh... As good as ever... and as always it seems to short.  Or perhaps I am too demanding a wench.  If I had a stronger character I would wait for the story to be finished and then read... But alas I am too weak.  All praise to the tartan waterhorse.  I am looking forward to the time when Sevviekin's gets rid of his unwanted guest and gets his mind back... well at least that is what it seems to me.

Excellent progress!  So now Severus has all the potions ingredients he needs for experiments.  Very clever of Severus, to give Hermione the info but keep it secure.  Can't they ask Bill to come by the house so she doesn't have to go to Gringotts?  Besides, the goblins won't like Bill taking off time from work, no?  BTW, I'm glad Harry and Ron are taking things in stride, all these "whore" names and S&H snogging.  Thank you for the new chapter!!! More, more, please!!