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This archive was founded by notsosaintly, The Petulant Poetess, and is run by notsosaintly and Southern_Witch_69. It is a moderated archive, hosting stories by authors who enjoy dabbling in the wonderful world of Harry Potter fanfiction. We also encourage authors to post their original stories and poetry. Pull up a chair and get comfortable; the library is open, the tea (or coffee if you prefer) is hot and everyone is welcome.
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Secret Identity
by debjunk
Hermione helps George test a new potion that determines soulmates. How will she handle finding ou...
For the Love of Bellatrix: In Comfort of a God
There was another….
Episode four of The D.A. Chronicles and the kick-off to a four-part story...
The Last Longbottom
How far would you go for love? Episode two of 'The D.A. Chronicles'.
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From Death to Life
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Sometimes the soul can call for a sick and twisted hero even from the grave.
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Rage--Forbidden Monastery
by chivalric
Rage, a seasoned assassin, lives by his own rules.
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Four years after Ari and Dagur’s forced marriage, not many know the man at the future king’s side...
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Frogs In Winter 01
Draco learns over drinks one night that Severus wants Hermione Granger in his bed, and drunkenly ...
Bewitching Her Mind
by notsosaintly
Hermione has been losing sleep. Is it her dreams that are keeping her awake... or could it be so...
Silent Support
by sunny33
Hermione discovers something which irrevocably alters her beliefs and loyalties.
The Best Laid Schemes
by StormySkize
Variety Challenge Winner... The Wizengamot has finally done it! They've gone and passed the Marri...
The Mermaid and The Prince
by whimbley
Severus and Hermione discover a lost and injured merbaby and must return it to its rightful famil...
A Taxing Affair
The Prime Minister needs money. It strikes him that he knows where there may be some to be found...
Mister Mom
by zambonigirl
When Hermione goes to a Charms Symposium, Snape must deal with their three children, and one of t...
Professing the Professor
by notsosaintly
What happens when a Muggle-born must teach a Pureblood how to drive a car?
Draco's Bath
Draco has lost once again to Harry, and he decides that a nice warm bath will help to relax him. ...
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Second Life
by Lariope
Hermione is forced to lead a double life when she agrees to Dumbledore's plan to protect Professo...
In Annulo
It began with a letter, and a secret. Was it madness to trust? Was it a secret salvation? Or w...
Care of Magical Creatures
by mia madwyn
Voted Best New Author (Lumos), Best SS/HG Romance (Amortentia) and Best SS/HG Angst
(Diffindo...
The Love You Take
by Subversa
Now Complete! ~Winner Rd 3 Quill to Parchment for Best Fanon Het, Best AU, Best WIP!~ Hermione is...
A Murder of Crows
Adult Hermione wants to forget the mistakes of her past. Snape
knows all about secrets and lies....
Phantom of Hogwarts
by Good_Witch
*NOW COMPLETE* How in the world does Hogwarts come to be doing a performance of The Phantom of t...
A Change is Going to Come
by livvy6
NOW COMPLETE!!! An accident with a Time-Turner in 1993 sends Hermione Granger back to 1973, and s...
Bundle of Joy
by LadyTuesday
Winner for the Anything Goes Challenge Chaptered Category! Seeking: An intelligent, capable wizar...
The Godfather
by Muggline
Snape is asked to be the godfather of a child and Hermione plays a vital part...
DH spoilers, bu...
Dances with Witches
by Pearle
Severus loses a magical bet to Albus. The consequences? He's forced to take Argentine Tango lesso...
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The Banebrewer
Wolfsbane Potion is illegal, but the illicit brewing continues. Ariadne Lupin can preserve the hu...
His Own True Heir
by scaranda
When Severus frees Lucius from Azkaban, he has nowhere else to take him but the safe house, the o...
Let it Snow!
by PlaidPooka
Will the surly Potions Professor and the brainy Gryfindor learn more than how to drive?
The Surrogate
Hermione is desperate to get her academic life back on track. An apprenticeship in a challenging ...
Truth And Consequences
by NixItAll
Remus and Hermione do fancy one another, but just can't seem to say it.
Ficlet written for LJ'...
Locked in the Dungeon
by jamies_lady
Lucius finds himself locked in a dungeon, at his mistress' pleasure.