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ladyofthemasque

44 Reviews   |   44 Ratings, 3 Likes, 205 Favorites )

Humor Drama Romance Erotica Smut Potions Under Duress 14,742 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Draco Malfoy Hermione Granger Severus Snape

Draco learns over drinks one night that Severus wants Hermione Granger in his bed, and drunkenly decides to acquire her for his godfather. Add in a mishap with Veritaserum, and more than the usual mayhem ensues!

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Chapter 1: Frogs In Winter 01


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Member Since 2005  |  37 Stories  |  Favorited by 1,485  |  368 Reviews Written  |  1,311 Review Responses

I have to apologize to everyone, period. Real life swallowed me whole, as I have been struggling to make a living writing original fiction over the last 8 years. It has not been easy, & has been complicated by health issues. I hope people can forgive my long silences. Trying to make enough money to live on from writing is a lot harder--waaaay harder--than it looks. (At least I didn't leave any posted fanfics unfinished.)

Anyhoo...

These stories are works of parody (& thus are allowable under US law), and are not written for profit. Just for fun.  I'm not making any money off of any fanfics, nor will I ever.  I'm just playing around in other writers' universes.

...I am, however, making something of a living off my own stories.  (If anyone wants to play around in my universes, you may visit my website, www.jeanjohnson.net, and look up my policy on Fanfics & Fanarts.  It's reasonable enough and fairly easy to follow, too...)

~Lotm

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9/10

jectex

Wonderful! Though I'd really like to hear/read the side story about “Why was the locking spell’s password ‘frogs in winter’?”   

10/10

Fly18

WOW!

This is a really fantastic story. I love this idea. The way, the tow of them have to tell the truth. Well, have to speak at all ;)  Otherwise this stubborn people would probably never find to each other.

So, they really have to thank Draco. Well, at least a bit ^^  And this is a very clever way to let him suffer. He just woke up in an alternate universe! Tea with Severus' fiance! =D

Absolutly gorgeous!

10/10

mick42

What a delightful way to celebrate The Petluant Poetess's tenth anniversary, rereading so many of the wonderful storys that have brought us all so much joy. This particular story has long been a favourite of mine, so very funny and of course beautifully written.

8/10

Nibiki

That was great! Thanks so much for sharing!

10/10

Morsmordre

FUNNIEST LINE EVER!:' Severus’ head, neck and shoulders felt like Harry bloody Potter, the Prat Who Not Only Lived, But Killed Off That Other Prat, was playing an overly enthusiastic game of Quidditch inside his skin. AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA

Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Frogs In Winter 01)

...In my defense, they were prats.  Both of 'em!XD~Lotm(kidnapped and held ransom for the last year by plot-bunnies and house-buying elves)

10/10

mimmom

hee hee!  That's great.

10/10

tialangela

Very hot, and soooo funny! I heeded your warnings, and didn't eat or drink, and kept the space around the computer free of hazardous materials. Good thing, too: I simply ROFLMAO almost all the time!

10/10

braye27

Truth is always the better choice -- just sometimes we need a little help along the way to overcome our insecurities.What a charming story about my two favorite characters in fandom!Thanks for writing this wonderfully witty tale!  Beth

0/10

LCDrusilla

Sometimes I wish I could excuse what pops out of my mouth with a Truth Serum and then sometimes I wish that I had an excuse like a truth serum to tell people off.I loved your story, I was laughing and cringing right along with Snape. It's that type of embarrassment where you're watching someone make an ass of themselves and there's nothing you can do but brace yourself and bite the bullet or squeal and look away.

Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Frogs In Winter 01)

Exactly.*hug*~Lotm

7/10

SevsAngel

Certainly different that most stories I've read...poor Draco. LOL

0/10

lina0

funny..

10/10

Arabella Bloodgood

ROFLMAO!!  Humor and Sex a perfect combination.Tamara

Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Frogs In Winter 01)

Isn't it?~Lotm

9/10

MadEye

VERY funny and cute! Lurved it!

Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Frogs In Winter 01)

Heehee, even your icons echoed the story.  *hug*Glad you lurved it,~Lotm

9/10

Evaline

All I have to say is *snigger* and thanks for the good read

10/10

Katie616

Oh God!


I almost laughed myself out of my chair!


It's gotta be, like, against the law or something to be that funny! It is! If it isn't, then it is now! Seriously, those warnings at the beginning were totally correct, especially the 'children' part. I read this around my far younger siblings, and they were really just way to interested.


I like the recurring 'three year-old' theme, along with 'Harry bloody Potter,' the 'green quaffle' and all the rest. Pure genius. You are sinfully funny.


~Katie

Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Frogs In Winter 01)

Thank you, thank you... I do not lie when I say I pulled three muscles in my ribs and back from laughing, just from writing this. That's why I went back and put in the disclaimer at the beginning.

You had been warned!

~Lotm
*snerk*

10/10

NinjetteX

This story is hilarious. I love it. Tea with Severus' fiance!

10/10

Anonymous

I <3 THIS STORYYYY

10/10

Anonymous

That was AWESOME!!! I LOVED it!

10/10

sinbad

This was way to cute and too funny.  Too bad draco can't remember the important part, I think he'd be even more embarassed. LOL

0/10

moonlightreader

HE HE - Safety warnings are so true.

8/10

Ella Snape

Very cute, but I do feel sorry for Draco not having someone to love or just shag thoughly.

10/10

Aurora Greyeyes

the only way my night could get better now would to be tied up instead of Hermione. I lurv a sappy ending. I will forever remember to quote the naked chant when I next see it!

10/10

lady_rhian

Oh my God, fantastic. Brilliantly hilarious, and I love that they're both too damn stubborn to tell each other anything - lovely use of Veritaserum. :)

Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Frogs In Winter 01)

Thank you, thank you...*curtsies*  Definitely one of my personal favs, so I'm tickled you loved it so much, too.  ~Lotm

10/10

MagicAlly

This is fantastic, the description of the hangover was hysterical and as for the chanting . . . One of my favourite stories.

Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Frogs In Winter 01)

This is my favourite humor story.  Absolute favorite for laughter...and that line is my favourite in the story.  The hangover, well...I don't drink anymore, and even when I did, I never let myself get inebriated, nevermind suffer from a hangover (thankfully!), but I've seen what my friends go through...  ~Lotm

10/10

Amethystique

Holy Mother of Merlin!!! I've read this fic on other sites but even after the 5th time I STILL cry wuth hysteria.  The visual I have paired with your fic in my mind would make millions if produced by Mel Brookes!!  Congratulations on a work that is not only hilarious and entertaining in the first instance but one that also has longevity to it, ait can be read over and over and not lose it's appeal!!LOL

Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Frogs In Winter 01)

;-)X

Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Frogs In Winter 01)

Yay!  That's exactly what I wanted to create, with my writing!  *does happy dance*  Long-lasting fics people love to read again and again!  Squee!Hugs,~Lotm

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