ladyofthemasque
Member Since 2005 | 37 Stories | Favorited by 1,485 | 368 Reviews Written | 1,311 Review Responses
I have to apologize to everyone, period. Real life swallowed me whole, as I have been struggling to make a living writing original fiction over the last 8 years. It has not been easy, & has been complicated by health issues. I hope people can forgive my long silences. Trying to make enough money to live on from writing is a lot harder--waaaay harder--than it looks. (At least I didn't leave any posted fanfics unfinished.)
Anyhoo...
These stories are works of parody (& thus are allowable under US law), and are not written for profit. Just for fun. I'm not making any money off of any fanfics, nor will I ever. I'm just playing around in other writers' universes.
...I am, however, making something of a living off my own stories. (If anyone wants to play around in my universes, you may visit my website, www.jeanjohnson.net, and look up my policy on Fanfics & Fanarts. It's reasonable enough and fairly easy to follow, too...)
~Lotm
Search Works by ladyofthemasque
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In Annulo
489 Ratings, 1 Like, 1,120 Favorites )It began with a letter, and a secret. Was it madness to trust? Was it a secret salvation? Or was it all just lying on a ring, in the end...? (***HBP SPOILERS***)
350,912 Words, Started 12/01/2005, Completed 01/14/2006
Spinster
203 Ratings, 0 Likes, 371 Favorites )You know what they say about a woman who prefers to live with her cat…
106,206 Words, Started 01/07/2008, Completed 01/14/2008
Protector
193 Ratings, 2 Likes, 451 Favorites )A mysterious warning from the future prompts Snape to protect Hermione from a terrible curse.
65,661 Words, Started 06/11/2006, Completed 06/11/2006
In Time
121 Ratings, 0 Likes, 258 Favorites )A tale of fate versus self-determinism.
38,350 Words, Started 07/27/2008, Completed 07/28/2008
Matrimony
80 Ratings, 0 Likes, 250 Favorites )An orphaned Hermione must marry quickly, or lose her inheritance.
24,053 Words, Started 06/07/2005, Completed 06/07/2005
The Act
72 Ratings, 0 Likes, 147 Favorites )Government-in-action. Oh, crap.
17,477 Words, Started 08/17/2006, Completed 08/17/2006
Sorting Hat Redux
64 Ratings, 0 Likes, 170 Favorites )What if Sorting students into the four Houses wasn’t the only duty of the Sorting Hat?
16,752 Words, Started 11/03/2008, Completed 11/03/2008
The Truth
54 Ratings, 0 Likes, 125 Favorites )Severus is hit by a spell, and The Truth is revealed. Vigorously. (I blame the Potter Place Winter Challenge #22 plot-bunny for the bite-marks on my keyboard.)
6,982 Words, Started 05/04/2007, Completed 05/04/2007
Frogs In Winter 01
44 Ratings, 3 Likes, 205 Favorites )Draco learns over drinks one night that Severus wants Hermione Granger in his bed, and drunkenly decides to acquire her for his godfather. Add in a mishap with Veritaserum, and more than the usual mayhem ensues!
14,742 Words, Started 06/06/2005, Completed 06/06/2005
I Can't Believe They Write These Things
38 Ratings, 0 Likes, 20 Favorites )A brief glimpse into the current-day life of SS/HG, and how they might handle all this fanfic...
1,144 Words, Started 06/23/2009, Completed 06/23/2009
Anxiety
34 Ratings, 0 Likes, 9 Favorites )100-words of quiet desperation
120 Words, Started 02/20/2007, Completed 02/20/2007
A Christmas Cauldron
33 Ratings, 0 Likes, 115 Favorites )How would Snape react, if he were forced to watch a certain favorite Muggle Christmas tale?
4,349 Words, Started 06/06/2005, Completed 06/06/2005
Crossing The Line
32 Ratings, 0 Likes, 120 Favorites )On the eve of battle, is it permissible to cross certain lines? Is it forgivable?
16,957 Words, Started 06/07/2005, Completed 06/07/2005
I Have A Secret
28 Ratings, 0 Likes, 120 Favorites )Professor Snape is missing, and Hermione is asked to fill in as Potions Mistress until he is found.
23,000 Words, Started 06/06/2005, Completed 06/06/2005
Hot and Happy
25 Ratings, 0 Likes, 8 Favorites )This was a short fic I whipped up for JustJeanette, who wanted something hot and happy...
338 Words, Started 06/15/2010, Completed 06/15/2010
Live Uninterrupted
24 Ratings, 0 Likes, 11 Favorites )100 words of why it really happened that way...
113 Words, Started 09/09/2009, Completed 09/09/2009
Potions Master Severus
23 Ratings, 0 Likes, 10 Favorites )A filk of a horribly familiar, Uber-Evil children's song.
205 Words, Started 03/22/2006, Completed 03/22/2006
Luscious Red Riding Hood
22 Ratings, 0 Likes, 60 Favorites )Lotm's own entry into the Lost In A Book Challenge.
13,398 Words, Started 04/09/2006, Completed 04/09/2006
The Hurricane Did It
22 Ratings, 0 Likes, 11 Favorites )100 words of what the "hurricane" did...
166 Words, Started 08/25/2008, Completed 08/25/2008
The Gift
20 Ratings, 0 Likes, 15 Favorites )Severus contemplates giving a very personal gift in 100 words.
112 Words, Started 05/10/2007, Completed 05/10/2007
It's Too Early In The Morning For This
19 Ratings, 0 Likes, 13 Favorites )Severus breaks down and begs, in 100 words, for what he wants most in the morning...
107 Words, Started 05/16/2007, Completed 05/16/2007
Pirate
16 Ratings, 0 Likes, 80 Favorites )Hermione's secret hobby?
10,261 Words, Started 06/07/2005, Completed 06/07/2005
But You Need It
14 Ratings, 0 Likes, 13 Favorites )100 sultry-hot words of what he really needs.
110 Words, Started 06/01/2007, Completed 06/01/2007
Carol of the Dark Lord
13 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )A beautiful Christmas tune remoulded into a Dark, sordid tale... (Well, okay, not that dark. But it's still fairly grim all the same!)
270 Words, Started 12/11/2007, Completed 12/11/2007
Voldie Baby
12 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )As sung to the tune of "Santa Baby". This is sooo wrong. (Previously posted to the Mob of Irate Torch Wielding Fans.)
254 Words, Started 06/27/2007, Completed 06/27/2007