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Stories Authors ladyofthemasque
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ladyofthemasque

Member Since 2005  |  37 Stories  |  Favorited by 1,485  |  368 Reviews Written  |  1,311 Review Responses

I have to apologize to everyone, period. Real life swallowed me whole, as I have been struggling to make a living writing original fiction over the last 8 years. It has not been easy, & has been complicated by health issues. I hope people can forgive my long silences. Trying to make enough money to live on from writing is a lot harder--waaaay harder--than it looks. (At least I didn't leave any posted fanfics unfinished.)

Anyhoo...

These stories are works of parody (& thus are allowable under US law), and are not written for profit. Just for fun.  I'm not making any money off of any fanfics, nor will I ever.  I'm just playing around in other writers' universes.

...I am, however, making something of a living off my own stories.  (If anyone wants to play around in my universes, you may visit my website, www.jeanjohnson.net, and look up my policy on Fanfics & Fanarts.  It's reasonable enough and fairly easy to follow, too...)

~Lotm

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Humor Mystery/Suspense Drama Angst Romance Erotica Action/Adventure Potions Under Duress 350,912 Words 37 Chapters Complete

In Annulo

by ladyofthemasque

489 Ratings, 1 Like, 1,120 Favorites )

It began with a letter, and a secret. Was it madness to trust? Was it a secret salvation? Or was it all just lying on a ring, in the end...? (***HBP SPOILERS***)

350,912 Words,  Started 12/01/2005,  Completed 01/14/2006

Humor Romance Erotica General Potions Under Duress 106,206 Words 11 Chapters Complete

Spinster

by ladyofthemasque

203 Ratings, 0 Likes, 371 Favorites )

You know what they say about a woman who prefers to live with her cat…

106,206 Words,  Started 01/07/2008,  Completed 01/14/2008

Humor Romance Erotica Smut Potions Under Duress 65,661 Words 10 Chapters Complete

Protector

by ladyofthemasque

193 Ratings, 2 Likes, 451 Favorites )

A mysterious warning from the future prompts Snape to protect Hermione from a terrible curse.

65,661 Words,  Started 06/11/2006,  Completed 06/11/2006

Humor Drama Romance Erotica Action/Adventure Alternate Universe Epilogue What Epilogue? Potions Under Duress 38,350 Words 8 Chapters Complete

In Time

by ladyofthemasque

121 Ratings, 0 Likes, 258 Favorites )

A tale of fate versus self-determinism.

38,350 Words,  Started 07/27/2008,  Completed 07/28/2008

Humor Drama Romance Erotica Potions Under Duress 24,053 Words 3 Chapters Complete

Matrimony

by ladyofthemasque

80 Ratings, 0 Likes, 250 Favorites )

An orphaned Hermione must marry quickly, or lose her inheritance.

24,053 Words,  Started 06/07/2005,  Completed 06/07/2005

Humor Drama Romance Erotica Alternate Universe post-HBP/HBP compliant Potions Under Duress 17,477 Words 2 Chapters Complete

The Act

by ladyofthemasque

72 Ratings, 0 Likes, 147 Favorites )

Government-in-action. Oh, crap.

17,477 Words,  Started 08/17/2006,  Completed 08/17/2006

Romance Erotica General Alternate Universe Epilogue What Epilogue? Potions Under Duress 16,752 Words 2 Chapters Complete

Sorting Hat Redux

by ladyofthemasque

64 Ratings, 0 Likes, 170 Favorites )

What if Sorting students into the four Houses wasn’t the only duty of the Sorting Hat?

16,752 Words,  Started 11/03/2008,  Completed 11/03/2008

Humor Romance Erotica Smut Parody Potions Under Duress 6,982 Words 1 Chapter Complete

The Truth

by ladyofthemasque

54 Ratings, 0 Likes, 125 Favorites )

Severus is hit by a spell, and The Truth is revealed. Vigorously. (I blame the Potter Place Winter Challenge #22 plot-bunny for the bite-marks on my keyboard.)

6,982 Words,  Started 05/04/2007,  Completed 05/04/2007

Humor Drama Romance Erotica Smut Potions Under Duress 14,742 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Frogs In Winter 01

by ladyofthemasque

44 Ratings, 3 Likes, 205 Favorites )

Draco learns over drinks one night that Severus wants Hermione Granger in his bed, and drunkenly decides to acquire her for his godfather. Add in a mishap with Veritaserum, and more than the usual mayhem ensues!

14,742 Words,  Started 06/06/2005,  Completed 06/06/2005

Humor Romance General Snapshot Drabble/100-Word Alternate Universe Epilogue What Epilogue? Potions Under Duress 1,144 Words 1 Chapter Complete

I Can't Believe They Write These Things

by ladyofthemasque

38 Ratings, 0 Likes, 20 Favorites )

A brief glimpse into the current-day life of SS/HG, and how they might handle all this fanfic...

1,144 Words,  Started 06/23/2009,  Completed 06/23/2009

Humor Romance Smut Snapshot Drabble/100-Word Potions Under Duress 120 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Anxiety

by ladyofthemasque

34 Ratings, 0 Likes, 9 Favorites )

100-words of quiet desperation

120 Words,  Started 02/20/2007,  Completed 02/20/2007

Humor Romance Erotica Potions Under Duress 4,349 Words 1 Chapter Complete

A Christmas Cauldron

by ladyofthemasque

33 Ratings, 0 Likes, 115 Favorites )

How would Snape react, if he were forced to watch a certain favorite Muggle Christmas tale?

4,349 Words,  Started 06/06/2005,  Completed 06/06/2005

Drama Angst Romance Erotica Potions Under Duress 16,957 Words 2 Chapters Complete

Crossing The Line

by ladyofthemasque

32 Ratings, 0 Likes, 120 Favorites )

On the eve of battle, is it permissible to cross certain lines? Is it forgivable?

16,957 Words,  Started 06/07/2005,  Completed 06/07/2005

Humor Mystery/Suspense Drama Angst Romance Erotica Potions Under Duress 23,000 Words 2 Chapters Complete

I Have A Secret

by ladyofthemasque

28 Ratings, 0 Likes, 120 Favorites )

Professor Snape is missing, and Hermione is asked to fill in as Potions Mistress until he is found.

23,000 Words,  Started 06/06/2005,  Completed 06/06/2005

Romance Snapshot Drabble/100-Word Epilogue What Epilogue? Potions Under Duress 338 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Hot and Happy

by ladyofthemasque

25 Ratings, 0 Likes, 8 Favorites )

This was a short fic I whipped up for JustJeanette, who wanted something hot and happy...

338 Words,  Started 06/15/2010,  Completed 06/15/2010

Angst Romance Drabble/100-Word Epilogue What Epilogue? Potions Under Duress 113 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Live Uninterrupted

by ladyofthemasque

24 Ratings, 0 Likes, 11 Favorites )

100 words of why it really happened that way...

113 Words,  Started 09/09/2009,  Completed 09/09/2009

Humor Mystery/Suspense Drama Angst General Snapshot Action/Adventure Poetry/Prose Parody Alternate Universe Hogwarts Castle 205 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Potions Master Severus

by ladyofthemasque

23 Ratings, 0 Likes, 10 Favorites )

A filk of a horribly familiar, Uber-Evil children's song.

205 Words,  Started 03/22/2006,  Completed 03/22/2006

Humor Mystery/Suspense Drama Romance Erotica Smut Action/Adventure Potions Under Duress 13,398 Words 2 Chapters Complete

Luscious Red Riding Hood

by ladyofthemasque

22 Ratings, 0 Likes, 60 Favorites )

Lotm's own entry into the Lost In A Book Challenge.

13,398 Words,  Started 04/09/2006,  Completed 04/09/2006

Humor General Snapshot Action/Adventure Drabble/100-Word Alternate Universe Potions Under Duress 166 Words 1 Chapter Complete

The Hurricane Did It

by ladyofthemasque

22 Ratings, 0 Likes, 11 Favorites )

100 words of what the "hurricane" did...

166 Words,  Started 08/25/2008,  Completed 08/25/2008

Humor Romance Drabble/100-Word Potions Under Duress 112 Words 1 Chapter Complete

The Gift

by ladyofthemasque

20 Ratings, 0 Likes, 15 Favorites )

Severus contemplates giving a very personal gift in 100 words.

112 Words,  Started 05/10/2007,  Completed 05/10/2007

Humor Mystery/Suspense Drabble/100-Word Potions Under Duress 107 Words 1 Chapter Complete

It's Too Early In The Morning For This

by ladyofthemasque

19 Ratings, 0 Likes, 13 Favorites )

Severus breaks down and begs, in 100 words, for what he wants most in the morning...

107 Words,  Started 05/16/2007,  Completed 05/16/2007

Humor Drama Erotica Smut Potions Under Duress 10,261 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Pirate

by ladyofthemasque

16 Ratings, 0 Likes, 80 Favorites )

Hermione's secret hobby?

10,261 Words,  Started 06/07/2005,  Completed 06/07/2005

Humor Romance Snapshot Drabble/100-Word Potions Under Duress 110 Words 1 Chapter Complete

But You Need It

by ladyofthemasque

14 Ratings, 0 Likes, 13 Favorites )

100 sultry-hot words of what he really needs.

110 Words,  Started 06/01/2007,  Completed 06/01/2007

Songfic Podcast Holiday Filk Challenge 270 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Carol of the Dark Lord

by ladyofthemasque

13 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )

A beautiful Christmas tune remoulded into a Dark, sordid tale... (Well, okay, not that dark. But it's still fairly grim all the same!)

270 Words,  Started 12/11/2007,  Completed 12/11/2007

Humor Parody Songfic Podcast Filk Challenge 254 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Voldie Baby

by ladyofthemasque

12 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

As sung to the tune of "Santa Baby". This is sooo wrong. (Previously posted to the Mob of Irate Torch Wielding Fans.)

254 Words,  Started 06/27/2007,  Completed 06/27/2007

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