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Matrimony
ladyofthemasque79 Reviews | 7.15/10 (79 Ratings, 0 Likes, 250 Favorites )
An orphaned Hermione must marry quickly, or lose her inheritance.
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ladyofthemasque
Member Since 2005 | 37 Stories | Favorited by 1,485 | 368 Reviews Written | 1,311 Review Responses
I have to apologize to everyone, period. Real life swallowed me whole, as I have been struggling to make a living writing original fiction over the last 8 years. It has not been easy, & has been complicated by health issues. I hope people can forgive my long silences. Trying to make enough money to live on from writing is a lot harder--waaaay harder--than it looks. (At least I didn't leave any posted fanfics unfinished.)
Anyhoo...
These stories are works of parody (& thus are allowable under US law), and are not written for profit. Just for fun. I'm not making any money off of any fanfics, nor will I ever. I'm just playing around in other writers' universes.
...I am, however, making something of a living off my own stories. (If anyone wants to play around in my universes, you may visit my website, www.jeanjohnson.net, and look up my policy on Fanfics & Fanarts. It's reasonable enough and fairly easy to follow, too...)
~Lotm
Reviews for Matrimony
Great story! The fainting of the boys was funny. Overall I enjoyed this story!
I loved this story. The fact that they both responded and became affectionate right off was a nice change. It's still possible to find wonderful stories I haven't seen before. :)
I *loved* the humour throughout this story, and how assertive you made Hermione! :D (And the running joke about Harry & Ron's reactions was cute and hilarious.)
Thank you so much for sharing!
Loved this; Severus is just wonderful and your skill with the written word is exceptional. It's clever, sweet, romantic and very funny; so glad it was Harry who fainted at the end - loved this story. Thanks x
This story was so much fun to read! Thank you so much for sharing your amazing talent and words!!
LOL! That was great. I loved the shy, virgin Hermione. The patience that Severus showed in helping her through the intamacy was very sweet. Aunt Hell was great, and I loved Ron's continual fainting. A very fun story.
"--I would hardly call a compatibility rating of 98% a disaster," Hermione stated coldly, silencing the older woman. "Not when you've said many times that your own was 'a comfortable, cozy 83%'."
ooh! loved the burn!
if you continue to make Severus unwelcome here--a man, I remind you, who has served the Order loyally for years, saved Harry's life on innumerable occasions, and who should've had your friendship, your trust, and your respect for all his hard work, despite the way he's had to pretend all this time to have an awful personality, just to allay Voldemort's suspicions--then I am not welcome, either. Since we're clearly so much alike.
hadnt thought of that- well said!
Now that Voldemort is finally dead, a wife and children of my own cannot be held hostage to his madness...and Hermione wishes to replace the family she's lost with a new one of her own.
she sure wedded someone who could thnk on hs feet!
"It turns out she doesn't know her own strength...when in the throes of ecstasy."
Both twins stumbled back, eyes widening. Dumbledore started laughing again, the batty old wizard...and Ron fainted. Again.
LOL!
Excellent! I did have a good laugh at the end, with Harry fainting instead of Ron!
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Matrimony)
Ahhh, nothing like adding a twist to a comedy beat to keep the audience laughing...~Lotm
The end of this KILLS me! Great story!
Oh. my. gosh. I LOVE the reactions you gave all of the characters. The dumbstruck, the fainting, even the judge's silencing spell. LOL. It was hot, steamy, sexy, and entertaining all in one fell swoop.
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Matrimony)
*curtsy*~Lotm
This was a brilliant story! I loved it!
ROFL!
LOL I like the way she bosses him around right from the start!
Poor Ron, he really must stop fainting like that!
Absolutely bloody well loved your story!! Kept my husband from getting on the computer because I had to finish your story first! lol. Well written, characters were spot on and I loved the emotions. Well done!!
Love! and adore this story. Sexy hook-nosed dark magic man and his bushy haired heroine. Worth a third, fourth and nth read fer sure!
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Matrimony)
...Amsev, you're only just now reading this story? However did you miss it? (Or is it that you're only just now reviewing it?)~Lotm
You know you are loved and that you are a pro but here is the why, YOU ARE BLOODY BRILLIANT. Tamara
That was bloody funny. Weasley has always been a wuss. lol. The Aunt from hell, yeah I have family like that. (Two older sisters) They use to think they were my mother until disowned them the day my father died. I swear if I see either of them on the street, I'll run them over. Anyway back to the story. I believe this my favorite next to FSS, which I stayed up two days to read. Tamara
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Matrimony)
I'd suggest, rather, that you simply drive past them. Do you really want to have to clean gooey sister bits out of your car's radiator grille? Not to mention deal with their lawyers? No, rubbish goes in the rubbish bin--which is where you have deposited them--and after which, you just wash your hands and get on with your life.~Ltm
I love the way you write them together. The banter between them is awesome. Tamara
Bloody brilliant! So well written, funny, witty and hot!
Keep those rabid plot bunnies coming!
Poor Harry. They shall have to name the first one after him.
Lovely, sweet, and great fun. Hurrah for the YLC!
Say "Muggle-legal" three times fast....
I'd read this before quite awhile ago, and am enjoying it even more the second time around!
I'm sure that I have read this one before, perhaps on another site. But just wanted to say it certainly warrants a second or even a third read. I couldn't help but smile a lot while reading. I am another one who likes my happy endings and would also love to see a follow up regarding baby/family issues. Love all your FF stories and intend to check out your other novels soon. Please keep writing the SS/HG when you have time!!!
Funny! I laughed so hard at the end! This is good!Livvy
I loved the reactions- Dumbledore laughing- priceless! Snape telling everyone about Hermione's "throes of passion", Ron fainting- again- HILARIOUS!!! THen Harry at the end. Such a sweet story. God, I needed that laugh!
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Matrimony)
I'm glad I could give you one!~Lotm