ladyofthemasque
Member Since 2005 | 37 Stories | Favorited by 1,485 | 368 Reviews Written | 1,311 Review Responses
I have to apologize to everyone, period. Real life swallowed me whole, as I have been struggling to make a living writing original fiction over the last 8 years. It has not been easy, & has been complicated by health issues. I hope people can forgive my long silences. Trying to make enough money to live on from writing is a lot harder--waaaay harder--than it looks. (At least I didn't leave any posted fanfics unfinished.)
Anyhoo...
These stories are works of parody (& thus are allowable under US law), and are not written for profit. Just for fun. I'm not making any money off of any fanfics, nor will I ever. I'm just playing around in other writers' universes.
...I am, however, making something of a living off my own stories. (If anyone wants to play around in my universes, you may visit my website, www.jeanjohnson.net, and look up my policy on Fanfics & Fanarts. It's reasonable enough and fairly easy to follow, too...)
~Lotm
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Voldie Baby
7.5/10 (12 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )As sung to the tune of "Santa Baby". This is sooo wrong. (Previously posted to the Mob of Irate Torch Wielding Fans.)
254 Words, Started 06/27/2007, Completed 06/27/2007
Herovillainy 3
8.17/10 (12 Ratings, 0 Likes, 3 Favorites )Again, Herovillain has challenged me. This time, three 100-word vignettes, and a 1,000-word drabble for your amusement.
1,473 Words, Started 03/18/2006, Completed 03/18/2006
Clawing My Eyes Out
6.18/10 (11 Ratings, 0 Likes, 12 Favorites )Please Read & Review. It'll make a nice eulogy for after I drop dead from the shock of writing and submitting this travesty of murdered prose...
2,092 Words, Started 09/01/2005, Completed 09/01/2005
Herovillainy 5
6.27/10 (11 Ratings, 0 Likes, 7 Favorites )Yet another collection of 100-word drabbles in challenges foisted on me by my friend, Herovillain...
981 Words, Started 09/24/2006, Completed 09/24/2006
Herovillainy 2
7.33/10 (9 Ratings, 0 Likes, 9 Favorites )More 100-word challenges that I have met and mastered, thanks to Herovillain. Some pairings are not SS/HG, though the majority of them are...and some are indirectly SS/HG.
1,766 Words, Started 03/04/2006, Completed 03/04/2006
Red Riding What?
8.44/10 (9 Ratings, 0 Likes, 10 Favorites )100-words of what-did-you-just-say?
127 Words, Started 02/08/2006, Completed 02/08/2006
Much in Common
6.13/10 (8 Ratings, 0 Likes, 3 Favorites )100 words of Lucius' opinion...
137 Words, Started 02/09/2006, Completed 02/09/2006
Launch a Thousand
6.17/10 (6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 5 Favorites )100 words of name-calling
152 Words, Started 02/07/2006, Completed 02/07/2006
Careful
5.0/10 (6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 5 Favorites )100 words of carelessness
141 Words, Started 02/12/2006, Completed 02/12/2006
Herovillainy 1
7.8/10 (5 Ratings, 0 Likes, 5 Favorites )These 100-word drabbles were previously posted all over the place here at PetulantPoetess. I've added them as a collection so that you can read them all at once, if you like (the individual ones are still somewhere around here). The warnings are for minor stuff, but I didn't want anyone truly conservative to squawk needlessly...
971 Words, Started 03/04/2006, Completed 03/04/2006
Only a Little Death
5.0/10 (4 Ratings, 0 Likes, 3 Favorites )100 words of feeling the tension...
126 Words, Started 02/10/2006, Completed 02/10/2006
Flinching
0.0/10 (1 Rating, 0 Likes, 4 Favorites )100 words of what happens when you flinch
109 Words, Started 02/11/2006, Updated 02/11/2006