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Stories Authors ladyofthemasque
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ladyofthemasque

Member Since 2005  |  37 Stories  |  Favorited by 1,485  |  368 Reviews Written  |  1,311 Review Responses

I have to apologize to everyone, period. Real life swallowed me whole, as I have been struggling to make a living writing original fiction over the last 8 years. It has not been easy, & has been complicated by health issues. I hope people can forgive my long silences. Trying to make enough money to live on from writing is a lot harder--waaaay harder--than it looks. (At least I didn't leave any posted fanfics unfinished.)

Anyhoo...

These stories are works of parody (& thus are allowable under US law), and are not written for profit. Just for fun.  I'm not making any money off of any fanfics, nor will I ever.  I'm just playing around in other writers' universes.

...I am, however, making something of a living off my own stories.  (If anyone wants to play around in my universes, you may visit my website, www.jeanjohnson.net, and look up my policy on Fanfics & Fanarts.  It's reasonable enough and fairly easy to follow, too...)

~Lotm

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Humor Romance Erotica Smut General Snapshot Action/Adventure Drabble/100-Word Alternate Universe post-HBP/HBP compliant Potions Under Duress 878 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Herovillainy 4

by ladyofthemasque

12 Ratings, 0 Likes, 13 Favorites )

Herovillain is at it again, torturing me with these...vignettes of SS/HG. Here's hoping you suffer enjoy reading them as much as I did writing them!

878 Words,  Started 09/10/2006,  Completed 09/10/2006

Humor Drama Romance General Snapshot Action/Adventure Alternate Universe Potions Under Duress 1,473 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Herovillainy 3

by ladyofthemasque

12 Ratings, 0 Likes, 3 Favorites )

Again, Herovillain has challenged me. This time, three 100-word vignettes, and a 1,000-word drabble for your amusement.

1,473 Words,  Started 03/18/2006,  Completed 03/18/2006

Humor Mystery/Suspense Drama Angst Romance General Snapshot Action/Adventure Parody Drabble/100-Word Alternate Universe post-HBP/HBP compliant Potions Under Duress 981 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Herovillainy 5

by ladyofthemasque

11 Ratings, 0 Likes, 7 Favorites )

Yet another collection of 100-word drabbles in challenges foisted on me by my friend, Herovillain...

981 Words,  Started 09/24/2006,  Completed 09/24/2006

Humor Erotica Smut Alternate Universe Makeover Ho!Mione Challenge 2,092 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Clawing My Eyes Out

by ladyofthemasque

11 Ratings, 0 Likes, 12 Favorites )

Please Read & Review. It'll make a nice eulogy for after I drop dead from the shock of writing and submitting this travesty of murdered prose...

2,092 Words,  Started 09/01/2005,  Completed 09/01/2005

Humor Mystery/Suspense Romance Erotica General Snapshot Shrieking Shack 127 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Red Riding What?

by ladyofthemasque

9 Ratings, 0 Likes, 10 Favorites )

100-words of what-did-you-just-say?

127 Words,  Started 02/08/2006,  Completed 02/08/2006

Humor Mystery/Suspense Drama Angst Romance Erotica General Snapshot Action/Adventure Alternate Universe Hogwarts Castle 1,766 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Herovillainy 2

by ladyofthemasque

9 Ratings, 0 Likes, 9 Favorites )

More 100-word challenges that I have met and mastered, thanks to Herovillain. Some pairings are not SS/HG, though the majority of them are...and some are indirectly SS/HG.

1,766 Words,  Started 03/04/2006,  Completed 03/04/2006

Mystery/Suspense Romance General Snapshot Malfoy Manor 137 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Much in Common

by ladyofthemasque

8 Ratings, 0 Likes, 3 Favorites )

100 words of Lucius' opinion...

137 Words,  Started 02/09/2006,  Completed 02/09/2006

Humor Drama Angst Romance General Snapshot Action/Adventure Potions Under Duress 152 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Launch a Thousand

by ladyofthemasque

6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 5 Favorites )

100 words of name-calling

152 Words,  Started 02/07/2006,  Completed 02/07/2006

Humor Drama Romance Snapshot Action/Adventure Potions Under Duress 141 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Careful

by ladyofthemasque

6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 5 Favorites )

100 words of carelessness

141 Words,  Started 02/12/2006,  Completed 02/12/2006

Humor Mystery/Suspense Drama Angst Romance Erotica Snapshot Action/Adventure Alternate Universe Hogwarts Castle 971 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Herovillainy 1

by ladyofthemasque

5 Ratings, 0 Likes, 5 Favorites )

These 100-word drabbles were previously posted all over the place here at PetulantPoetess. I've added them as a collection so that you can read them all at once, if you like (the individual ones are still somewhere around here). The warnings are for minor stuff, but I didn't want anyone truly conservative to squawk needlessly...

971 Words,  Started 03/04/2006,  Completed 03/04/2006

Mystery/Suspense Drama Romance General Snapshot Action/Adventure Potions Under Duress 126 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Only a Little Death

by ladyofthemasque

4 Ratings, 0 Likes, 3 Favorites )

100 words of feeling the tension...

126 Words,  Started 02/10/2006,  Completed 02/10/2006

Mystery/Suspense Drama Angst General Snapshot Action/Adventure Potions Under Duress 109 Words 1 Chapter WIP

Flinching

by ladyofthemasque

1 Rating, 0 Likes, 4 Favorites )

100 words of what happens when you flinch

109 Words,  Started 02/11/2006,  Updated 02/11/2006

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