Herovillainy 5
ladyofthemasque11 Reviews | 11 Ratings, 0 Likes, 7 Favorites )
Yet another collection of 100-word drabbles in challenges foisted on me by my friend, Herovillain...
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ladyofthemasque
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I have to apologize to everyone, period. Real life swallowed me whole, as I have been struggling to make a living writing original fiction over the last 8 years. It has not been easy, & has been complicated by health issues. I hope people can forgive my long silences. Trying to make enough money to live on from writing is a lot harder--waaaay harder--than it looks. (At least I didn't leave any posted fanfics unfinished.)
Anyhoo...
These stories are works of parody (& thus are allowable under US law), and are not written for profit. Just for fun. I'm not making any money off of any fanfics, nor will I ever. I'm just playing around in other writers' universes.
...I am, however, making something of a living off my own stories. (If anyone wants to play around in my universes, you may visit my website, www.jeanjohnson.net, and look up my policy on Fanfics & Fanarts. It's reasonable enough and fairly easy to follow, too...)
~Lotm
Reviews for Herovillainy 5
I really enjoyed reading this collection of drabble "confections!" You very deftly handled some tough prompts.
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Herovillainy 5)
Thank you! Herovillain will be pleased to know my readers feel she has suitably tortured and twisted me...*snerk*. (Good thing I'm a quasi-masochist about such things!)~Lotm
Excellent! Mojo hairs! LOL -- a fine ending to a lovely set of drabbles.
BTW, you wouldn't happen to be working on anything epic on the side? (wink-wink, nudge-nudge). Be that as it may, I enjoy anything you write, whether it be a drabble or a novel.
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Herovillainy 5)
Um...pretty much it's just original fic-to-be-actually-published-omg-ubersqueenesss. Which will be released next year.Other than that, it's just drabbles and shortfics!~Lotm
*sniggers*
Mojo-hairs?Why do I have now this image of Severus in an Austin Power's costume whinning because he lost his mojo?
And I like "He Is". Sounds like the beginning of a longer story tho. What did Ron do? And more important did Severus get what it was his?
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Herovillainy 5)
a) Oh, god, that's just too shudderingly funny...b) I have banished that plot-bunny to the plot-bunny refugee camp. (They have an opening for a darts booth carni-barker, who hands out complimentary target-pictures of canonloveinterest!Ron whenever you purchase a dozen throws.)(...There is nothing in a reasonably sane and rational universe that could possibly convince me that Hermione/Ron is a believable long-term pairing. Sorry, JKR, but you are totally off-base with that one!)*hugs the maddy, slipping her a complimentary picture and a dozen darts*~Lotm
Nice
-snigger- Impotence spell.
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Herovillainy 5)
*Chases down ze Queen uf Squick vith ze mojo-hairs, extra matted-musky, chanting,* "SQUICKY SQUICKY SQUIIIIICKYYYYY!!!"rotflol,~Lotmthe Queen of Squick's response: a-ha. a-ha ha ha. You're SOOO funny! <---insert sarcasm here.
Mojo-hair *snort*Loved the
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Herovillainy 5)
I had this image of an Austin-Powers-style satyr frolicking and dancing through the forests. I mean, that character is very hairy *shudders*, and when his 'mojo' was stolen, it transferred the hair to Dr. Evil. *shudders some more*Okay, I'm squicking myself now. I think I'll go take a bath in some depiliatory creme or something...Lol,~Lotm
Oh no he didn't! Gah, Ron casting an impotency spell. Okay, in your next drabbles I think Ron needs his balls to fall off.I liked all of these. You always do such a lovely job at making me want to read more of something.
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Herovillainy 5)
Lol, don't tempt her. She'll probably demand that very thing, next session. (Not that I'd blame her; I feel similarly to you, myself...)Glad I could tease you with these snippets, ;-D~Lotm
Very nice, as usual!
Nice; and I like the way you varied them.
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Herovillainy 5)
Thanks! I'll pass your admiration along to Herovillain...~Lotm
Hell apparently answers the question of whether or not Silencio works on snoring. Snoring Snape... that nose must amplify the sound a lot!
Ron got the drop on Severus in Risks? How'd he manage that?Great stuff again!
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Herovillainy 5)
Hey, right after a really, truly great shag, even the most wary, paranoid, self-protective ex-spy might be caught off-guard...~Lotm
Lovely! Snoring. Snort! And Harry at Neville's funeral brought a tear to my eye. I like that Neville. Was sad to see him dead. Really liked the one where Severus is brooding over Hermione's engagement to Weasley. Well done. As always, I look forward to more of your writing!