Voldie Baby
ladyofthemasque12 Reviews | 12 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )
As sung to the tune of "Santa Baby". This is sooo wrong. (Previously posted to the Mob of Irate Torch Wielding Fans.)
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ladyofthemasque
Member Since 2005 | 37 Stories | Favorited by 1,485 | 368 Reviews Written | 1,311 Review Responses
I have to apologize to everyone, period. Real life swallowed me whole, as I have been struggling to make a living writing original fiction over the last 8 years. It has not been easy, & has been complicated by health issues. I hope people can forgive my long silences. Trying to make enough money to live on from writing is a lot harder--waaaay harder--than it looks. (At least I didn't leave any posted fanfics unfinished.)
Anyhoo...
These stories are works of parody (& thus are allowable under US law), and are not written for profit. Just for fun. I'm not making any money off of any fanfics, nor will I ever. I'm just playing around in other writers' universes.
...I am, however, making something of a living off my own stories. (If anyone wants to play around in my universes, you may visit my website, www.jeanjohnson.net, and look up my policy on Fanfics & Fanarts. It's reasonable enough and fairly easy to follow, too...)
~Lotm
Reviews for Voldie Baby
Just seven little letters for you: roflmao
oh dear god....
Horrifying? Maybe. But really funny.
No fair.... You can filk as well..... Great one my Lady.JJ
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Voldie Baby)
Not like you do, m'dear. Not like you...*hugs*~Lotm
Oh my that was wrong LOL so very wrong LOL Funny as hell though. I loved it.
lol, lol, lol lotf i saw that u posted a new one so i just had to read it, wow what a belly shaker and then some!! still a huge fan and can not wait for another of your wonderful stories. this one must have been a little difficult to write, with the way the original song was sung and all. thanks again for writting, Huanita
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Voldie Baby)
Actually, it was scary as to how easy it was to write. The only part I had any real trouble with was the bridge verse's rhythm/meter...which is scary to think that it was so "easy" to write...~Lotm
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *catching breath* HAHAHAHAHAHA !! Forwarded this to my bestfriend. She thought this was great and she couldn't believe that people wrote fanfic like that, lol!marti
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Voldie Baby)
*unrepentent grin*~LotmP.S. ...Lure her over to the SS/HG side of the fanfic, yessss...
I love your little songfics! They are so humorous and horrifying.
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Voldie Baby)
Yup, should'a marked it as a Horror Warning fic... *tsks at self*~Lotm
HahahahahahahahahaThat's all I have to sayawww I'm getting a stitch from giggling so much hahaha
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Voldie Baby)
Breathing is best when done continuously (or so I am told), but it is also best done at a moderate pace. (Then again, I'm also told breathing can be rather fascinating, at least to men, when it's a woman breathing in a push-up red velvet bodice, all while singing a sexy torch song...)~Lotm
Response from Duchess_Of_Arcadia (Reviewer)
Bahahahaha.
This is so hilarious! I absolutely love it! Amazing job!
Oh, this was a groaner -- but a funny groaner! And yeah, horrific. But in a good sort of way! :D Very funny.
Ooohh! That's funny. I was inspired enough to re-write 'Jingle Bells' after reading this!