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Stories Authors JustJeanette
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JustJeanette

Member Since 2007  |  19 Stories  |  Favorited by 10  |  20 Reviews Written  |  83 Review Responses

I thesis speak so I read more than write at the moment.  Fic postage will begin when PhD is submitted.

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Humor Smut General Parody Songfic Podcast Holiday Filk Challenge 174 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Deck the Halls

by JustJeanette

14 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )

Deck the Halls with Naked Snape-y... Enough said.

This is a JJ filk so conider yourself warned.

174 Words,  Started 12/09/2007,  Completed 12/09/2007

Humor General Podcast Filk Challenge 300 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Avada Kedavra

by JustJeanette

13 Ratings, 0 Likes, 4 Favorites )

Avada Kedavra Sung to Hakuna Matata.

Adding a warning... DO NOT read this whilst anywhere near liquids... I will not be held responsible for keyboard or monitor damage.... ;)

300 Words,  Started 06/17/2007,  Completed 06/17/2007

Humor Smut Podcast Filk Challenge 416 Words 1 Chapter Complete

I'm A Clever Girl sung to Barbie Girl by Aqua

by JustJeanette

13 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )

It would seem I have a death wish. I've finally released "I'm A Clever Girl" for your consideration. I don't own Harry Potter or the song "Barbie Girl" by Aqua but I am a strange individual and this is the result.
Severus and Hermione sing together... ;)

416 Words,  Started 06/23/2007,  Completed 06/23/2007

Humor General Parody Songfic Podcast Holiday Filk Challenge 166 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Severus the Snarky Slytherin

by JustJeanette

8 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )

Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer, as envisaged by a Harry Potter Filker... Be warned, it is a JJ filk.

166 Words,  Started 12/09/2007,  Completed 12/09/2007

General Parody Podcast Filk Challenge 237 Words 1 Chapter Complete

The Potion Master sung to The Candy Man from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

by JustJeanette

7 Ratings, 0 Likes, 6 Favorites )

A VERY sweet offering about our favorite Potion Master. Filking of The Candy Man from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

Be warned. Have bucket handy.

237 Words,  Started 06/28/2007,  Completed 06/28/2007

Humor Drama General Parody Horror Podcast Filk Challenge 450 Words 1 Chapter Complete

The Severus sung to Michael Jackson's Thriller.

by JustJeanette

7 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

Summary: It would seem I really have a death wish. For your consideration I give you “The Severus”, a filking of Michael Jackson’s classic: Thriller. As always, I don't own Harry Potter or the song " Thriller " by Michael Jackson but I am a strange individual and this is the result. Nor do I get paid as a song writer and I’m sure you can understand why...

450 Words,  Started 06/27/2007,  Completed 06/27/2007

Romance General Podcast Filk Challenge 153 Words 1 Chapter Complete

The Lion Sleeps Tonight (Hogwarts) Sung to The Lion Sleeps Tonight

by JustJeanette

6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )

The Lion Sleeps Tonight (Hogwarts Style)

153 Words,  Started 07/01/2007,  Completed 07/01/2007

Humor General Podcast Filk Challenge 270 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Sev the Snarky sung to Bob the Builder

by JustJeanette

6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

Bob the Builder is a children's television clay character created by Cody Hill. The Characters and theme song belong to other people I’m just borrowing the song for the Filk Challenge.

270 Words,  Started 06/30/2007,  Completed 06/30/2007

General Podcast Filk Challenge 336 Words 1 Chapter Complete

S.P.E.W. Sung to YMCA by the Village people

by JustJeanette

5 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )

I don't own Harry or the song YMCA by the Village People, if I did I wouldn't have to work. This is some silliness to alleviate stress... I’d ask forgiveness as well but this time you can all blame OzRatbag2, writer extraordinaire, she started it……

336 Words,  Started 06/14/2007,  Completed 06/14/2007

Drama General Horror Podcast Filk Challenge 231 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Voldie Sung to Windy by Ruthann Friedman

by JustJeanette

4 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

Another day, another filk. This one to Windy...

231 Words,  Started 06/27/2007,  Completed 06/27/2007

General Podcast Filk Challenge 244 Words 1 Chapter WIP

The Sound Of Terror

by JustJeanette

4 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

The Sound Of Terror sung to The Sound Of Silence (3:08) by P. Simon, 1964

244 Words,  Started 06/19/2007,  Updated 06/19/2007

Humor General Podcast Filk Challenge 296 Words 1 Chapter Complete

We’re the D.E’s

by JustJeanette

3 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

Be Warned: Village People ahead....

In The Navy.... Hogwarts Style

296 Words,  Started 06/17/2007,  Completed 06/17/2007

Humor General Parody Podcast Filk Challenge 342 Words 1 Chapter Complete

The Flunky Peter sung to The Funky Gibbon given to us by that wacky trio, The Goodies.

by JustJeanette

2 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

Given that Harry Potter is British I suppose I should really filk something else decidedly British. So I give you The Flunky Peter sung to The Funky Gibbon written by The Goodies.

342 Words,  Started 06/30/2007,  Completed 06/30/2007

General Podcast Filk Challenge 181 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Severus

by JustJeanette

2 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

Filking of Layla by Eric Clapton and Jim Gordon

181 Words,  Started 06/13/2007,  Completed 06/13/2007

Romance General Poetry/Prose Parody Songfic Hogwarts Castle 165 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Severus Snape Sung to Good King Wenceslas

by JustJeanette

2 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )

Yes, JustJeanette is still filking. A new carol filk for the HP Universe.

165 Words,  Started 12/25/2014,  Completed 12/25/2014

General Horror Podcast Filk Challenge 370 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Morsmordre sung to Mamma Mia by ABBA

by JustJeanette

2 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

Morsmordre sung to Mamma Mia by ABBA. This song is a bit darker than most I've written.

370 Words,  Started 06/22/2007,  Completed 06/22/2007

Humor General Podcast Filk Challenge 375 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Harry Potter sung to Mamma Mia by ABBA

by JustJeanette

1 Rating, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

Harry Potter sung to Mamma Mia by ABBA. Just to show you I can write completely different songs using the same base... Now you can be scared.

375 Words,  Started 06/30/2007,  Completed 06/30/2007

General Podcast Filk Challenge 183 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Cell in Azkaban

by JustJeanette

1 Rating, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

FILKING of "The House of the Rising Sun"

183 Words,  Started 06/13/2007,  Completed 06/13/2007

Drama General Poetry/Prose Podcast Poetry Challenge 985 Words 1 Chapter Complete

The Boy From Little Whinging.

by JustJeanette

0 Likes, 0 Favorites

Poetic Licence about the hunt for Snape. Minor DH spoilers.

985 Words,  Started 08/03/2007,  Completed 08/03/2007

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