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Podcast Filk Challenge I'm A Clever Girl sung to Barbie Girl by Aqua
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1: I'm A Clever Girl

I'm A Clever Girl sung to Barbie Girl by Aqua

JustJeanette

13 Reviews   |   13 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )

Humor Smut Podcast Filk Challenge 416 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Hermione Granger Severus Snape

It would seem I have a death wish. I've finally released "I'm A Clever Girl" for your consideration. I don't own Harry Potter or the song "Barbie Girl" by Aqua but I am a strange individual and this is the result.
Severus and Hermione sing together... ;)

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Chapter 1: I'm A Clever Girl


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Member Since 2007  |  19 Stories  |  Favorited by 10  |  20 Reviews Written  |  83 Review Responses

I thesis speak so I read more than write at the moment.  Fic postage will begin when PhD is submitted.

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Reviews for I'm A Clever Girl sung to Barbie Girl by Aqua

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8/10

rosebladeaurelius

So very wrong......andyetsoveryright.TA

Response from JustJeanette (Author of I'm A Clever Girl sung to Barbie Girl by Aqua)

Response from JustJeanette (Author of I'm A Clever Girl sung to Barbie Girl by Aqua)

8/10

Satai Delenn

Oh... My... God...Lol.And I thought I was insane, lol.If you can get away with this, perhaps I should create an SS/HG fanfic/Songfic set to "Video Killed The Radio Star" or perhaps even "Oh Mickey You're So Fine"....;) lol

Response from JustJeanette (Author of I'm A Clever Girl sung to Barbie Girl by Aqua)

Don't temp me..Oh Severus, how's your snark, how's your snark, Oh Severus....JJ ~.^

Response from Satai Delenn (Reviewer)

LMAO! Actually, if you could do it, I'd read it! lol.This was very funny.I used to drive friends nuts singing this song... a lot.... lol.

10/10

Selene

*giggles*

Response from JustJeanette (Author of I'm A Clever Girl sung to Barbie Girl by Aqua)

<bows>JJ the filker

0/10

Introspect

I must tell you that this filk...and all consequent visions it has given me, have given birth to one of the funniest kareoke videos my sister and I have ever done, and as soon as I get my brother to load it for me I'll send you the Youtube link cause you deserve to see your plot bunny in all it's wonderful glory.

Response from JustJeanette (Author of I'm A Clever Girl sung to Barbie Girl by Aqua)

Oh WOW....... <blink><blink>Double WOW....Forgive me whlie I sit like a stunned mullet in the corner....And please do send me the link... That is such a great compliment.Jeanette

0/10

nightshift

Excuse me while I wash out my brain. That is just...wrong. In so very many ways.

Response from JustJeanette (Author of I'm A Clever Girl sung to Barbie Girl by Aqua)

One tries.... ;)And yes, it is wrong and oh so right.  Luckily the filk will soon end.JJ

0/10

OnyxLight

 ooooooook.   Someone has a bit too much time on thier hands.  But.........  I am strangly impressed by the fact that the words actually DO fit the music so well....... Scary

Response from JustJeanette (Author of I'm A Clever Girl sung to Barbie Girl by Aqua)

ACtually I wish I had the time on my hands.... This is more the product of an overstressed imagination....Filk challenges and a stressed JJ lead to some very strange output...Glad you liked. JJ

10/10

CinnamonMonty

lmao - brilliant!you should have a warning about drinking or eating when reading this - I ended up inhaling my tea.

Response from JustJeanette (Author of I'm A Clever Girl sung to Barbie Girl by Aqua)

Ummm.... Oooops.I keep forgetting to put warnings up <very evil grin>.Glad you liked and sorry for the tea incident. ;) JJ

10/10

apolun

ka.ka.ka.ka.....

so much fun

I love it.

If Hermione and S.S. can sing the song in that lyrics when they brew potions......

I cann't help myself...  collapse for a full five minutes, howling with laughter at the imagination...

Response from JustJeanette (Author of I'm A Clever Girl sung to Barbie Girl by Aqua)

Oooooopppssss....... I hope nothing broke whilst you collapsed.  My sense of humor apparently is somewhat deadly though I've no idea why..... ;)JJ

0/10

Brisinggammen

Oh, my eyes hurts.... Note to self: look up that self-obliviate spell...Honestly, I'm from the country that gave the world that awful song. I apologize profoundly on behalf of all Danes....

Response from JustJeanette (Author of I'm A Clever Girl sung to Barbie Girl by Aqua)

Why?   Then I wouldn't have had such a great song to have my wicked way with.......Very Evil Giggle.JJ <who still has three more entries to submit>

10/10

snarkycat

Whoa...um, I think we have a winner!! I never thought potions could be so much fun...hahaha

Response from JustJeanette (Author of I'm A Clever Girl sung to Barbie Girl by Aqua)

Wow... you like that much?  Thank you.  <blushes lots>JJ

10/10

maria

*splutter*  *gasp*  How did I miss this story???  You're a genius!!!  :D

Response from JustJeanette (Author of I'm A Clever Girl sung to Barbie Girl by Aqua)

thank you. Be warned some of the other filks are as 'bad'...
JJ

0/10

MMADfan

Oh, dear, that's just . . . so wrong . . but in the good, filkish sort-of-way. Which means it was clever and funny and quite a nice parody! :D (Severus singing that, the image just cracks me up!)

0/10

nogod1215

Barbie Girl will never be the same in my house now!!I Love It!!Jenn 

Response from JustJeanette (Author of I'm A Clever Girl sung to Barbie Girl by Aqua)

Thank you. JJ

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