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Potions Under Duress Spinster
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Spinster

1: Chapter 01

2: Chapter 02

3: Chapter 03

4: Chapter 04

5: Chapter 05

6: Chapter 06

7: Chapter 07

8: Chapter 08

9: chapter 09

10: chapter 10

11: Chapter 11

Spinster

ladyofthemasque

203 Reviews   |   203 Ratings, 0 Likes, 371 Favorites )

Humor Romance Erotica General Potions Under Duress 106,206 Words 11 Chapters Complete
Hermione Granger Severus Snape

You know what they say about a woman who prefers to live with her cat…

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Chapters (11)

Chapter 1: Chapter 01

Chapter 2: Chapter 02

Chapter 3: Chapter 03

Chapter 4: Chapter 04

Chapter 5: Chapter 05

Chapter 6: Chapter 06

Chapter 7: Chapter 07

Chapter 8: Chapter 08

Chapter 9: chapter 09

Chapter 10: chapter 10

Chapter 11: Chapter 11


About ladyofthemasque

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ladyofthemasque

Member Since 2005  |  37 Stories  |  Favorited by 1,485  |  368 Reviews Written  |  1,311 Review Responses

I have to apologize to everyone, period. Real life swallowed me whole, as I have been struggling to make a living writing original fiction over the last 8 years. It has not been easy, & has been complicated by health issues. I hope people can forgive my long silences. Trying to make enough money to live on from writing is a lot harder--waaaay harder--than it looks. (At least I didn't leave any posted fanfics unfinished.)

Anyhoo...

These stories are works of parody (& thus are allowable under US law), and are not written for profit. Just for fun.  I'm not making any money off of any fanfics, nor will I ever.  I'm just playing around in other writers' universes.

...I am, however, making something of a living off my own stories.  (If anyone wants to play around in my universes, you may visit my website, www.jeanjohnson.net, and look up my policy on Fanfics & Fanarts.  It's reasonable enough and fairly easy to follow, too...)

~Lotm

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8/10

epiphany

Wonderful fic!  I loved the way Sev and Hermione interacted.  I love to hate Ron; he lived up to his reputation as being an idiot at the end ;)

0/10

Hikorichan

Hehe! This is so cute and funny so far. Can't wait to read the rest.

10/10

mick42

Ron got his just deserts, Severus and Hermione get their happy ever after . Perfect ending.

10/10

mick42

That Skeeter woman needs locking up, for public safety. Hermione and Severus handled it well, but I get the feeling she'll be back. Ron and Lavender make a good couple, being on the same mental level, just like Severus and Hermione. Meeting the parents was fun. { for us to read at least}

10/10

mick42

Now THATS home improvement!

10/10

LoveFenrir

lol, my favourite chapter so far =D very cute!

i can't wait to see what snape does to hermione =)

10/10

katielady08

This is a wonderful story!  I love the black cat ;) .... I have one myself (now only if my kitty could be a wizard!)

:)


Nice!

0/10

Venimousbutterfly

I usually do not comment more than once on a story but the exchange with the neighbors was phenomenal!

0/10

Venimousbutterfly

This chapter was hilarious. But after seeing you use the word frotted I had to look it up, and I do not think it should be used here as it does not mention anything about being a heterosexual movement only a homosexual one. Just a thought.

0/10

x_weasley

Snicker! Good job that her parents didn't remember she was peeing in front of the cat. They do seem to be winning everyone over a little bit at a time, though. Now they just need to convince the Muggle neighbours.

0/10

x_weasley

Snicker! What a MAN...

0/10

x_weasley

Oh dear! That was just too too funny, though I suspect that there may actually be some fall out from that somewhere along the line, and even funnier considering the fact that technically I'm not sure they've quite reached the 'living in sin' stage, yet. I'm not sure exactly where that dividing line falls.

0/10

x_weasley

Snicker! I wonder if Severus has been swigging Potions. 3 erections in such a short space of time is really rather good going for a guy in his late thirties.

0/10

x_weasley

Snicker! You really are a consummate tease... Offering just a little more and a little more with each chapter.

0/10

x_weasley

Snicker! Severus is trying to make her a ring, which on the one hand makes him sort of cute, and on the other makes him a devious Slytherin cheapskate.

0/10

x_weasley

Poor Hermione, though I suspect this may be a plot device so that she gets the house and they can start up in business straight away.

0/10

x_weasley

Sigh! Hermione... Do you really think he would trust you with all that information, enough to figure it all out, if he wasn't really on the side of good?

0/10

x_weasley

Amen!

0/10

x_weasley

Snicker! I love the way that McGonagall calls them both on the 'petting' that anyone who wasn't a feline Animagus would  miss completely. They'ree both so busted, though I reckon that after weeks of being looked after Severus had a nerve to turn round and tell her she's the hostess. He was just about acting as entitled as Ron.

0/10

x_weasley

Snicker! Poor Severus, giving away all his innermost secrets. Let's just hope when we get to the explicit sex mentioned in the summary that the book doesn't get trapped between him and the mattress or something.

10/10

bloodyblond

Oh god, his thoughts when he was being petted where hilarious... granted I had to change clothes after that considering the milk I had in my mouth at the time of reading it was spit out all over myself... so thanks for that!

10/10

bloodyblond

Man, now I totally want to get a black cat and name him Severus... that was if I didn't already have seven of the damn things. Only one is mine, the other six are my nieces, I'm not some crazy cat lady.. well maybe a little crazy...

10/10

Mrs_D_Radcliffe

Have absolutely loved the time I've spent reading this story from start to finish - no breaks at all; as I was completely absorbed in the plot and wonderful writing of their characters! :) Absolutely adored it... will definitely be back to read again! (: xx

10/10

sapphire_phoenix

I love this story, and this chapter so much!...Good writing is in re-read-ability!*nomnomnoms*

Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Spinster)

Now that is the purrrfect praise.  *pets'n'cuddles the sapphire_pheonix*~Lotm(kidnapped and held ransom for the last year by plot-bunnies and house-buying elves)

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sapphire_phoenix

I love this story... doint a re-read!  Thrilling end (even when I knew what was coming!) and delightfully long chaps... nom nom nom

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