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Potions Under Duress Spinster
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10: chapter 10

11: Chapter 11

Spinster

ladyofthemasque

203 Reviews   |   203 Ratings, 0 Likes, 371 Favorites )

Humor Romance Erotica General Potions Under Duress 106,206 Words 11 Chapters Complete
Hermione Granger Severus Snape

You know what they say about a woman who prefers to live with her cat…

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Chapters (11)

Chapter 1: Chapter 01

Chapter 2: Chapter 02

Chapter 3: Chapter 03

Chapter 4: Chapter 04

Chapter 5: Chapter 05

Chapter 6: Chapter 06

Chapter 7: Chapter 07

Chapter 8: Chapter 08

Chapter 9: chapter 09

Chapter 10: chapter 10

Chapter 11: Chapter 11


About ladyofthemasque

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ladyofthemasque

Member Since 2005  |  37 Stories  |  Favorited by 1,485  |  368 Reviews Written  |  1,311 Review Responses

I have to apologize to everyone, period. Real life swallowed me whole, as I have been struggling to make a living writing original fiction over the last 8 years. It has not been easy, & has been complicated by health issues. I hope people can forgive my long silences. Trying to make enough money to live on from writing is a lot harder--waaaay harder--than it looks. (At least I didn't leave any posted fanfics unfinished.)

Anyhoo...

These stories are works of parody (& thus are allowable under US law), and are not written for profit. Just for fun.  I'm not making any money off of any fanfics, nor will I ever.  I'm just playing around in other writers' universes.

...I am, however, making something of a living off my own stories.  (If anyone wants to play around in my universes, you may visit my website, www.jeanjohnson.net, and look up my policy on Fanfics & Fanarts.  It's reasonable enough and fairly easy to follow, too...)

~Lotm

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10/10

JoKK2

Ok I am loving everything about this story.  Good start with Snape "stuck" as a cat.  His commentary was priceless.  Then the building trust between the two was very nicely presented and of course the preliminaries to their intimancy have be truely hot.  But without a doubt, Hermione's reaction to seeing Ron on her bed -- naked -- were beyond compare.  It was like she was trying to get a bad taste out of her mouth without anything to rinse with.  Except of course it was trying to get the image out of her head.  But you got her around that too!  Very nice.  The entire story is a hoot and I am really enjoying the ride.  Thanks, JoAnne

Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Spinster)

Frankly, fanon!Snape displaying his tackle would pretty much destroy any spare thoughts running through my brain, from the important one of keeping my mouth closed (so as to prevent drooling), all the way through the ever-popular earworm of some old commercial jingle that just Will Not Stop Playing In Your Head.The post-Ron scene would be a most effective cure for all of that, and more--wouldn't you agree?~Lotm...By the way, you're drooling.

Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Spinster)

Frankly, fanon!Snape displaying his tackle would pretty much destroy any spare thoughts running through my brain, from the important one of keeping my mouth closed (so as to prevent drooling), all the way through the ever-popular earworm of some old commercial jingle that just Will Not Stop Playing In Your Head.The post-Ron scene would be a most effective cure for all of that, and more--wouldn't you agree?~Lotm...By the way, you're drooling.

10/10

blue artemis

Ron is seriously an idiot. And good for Snape. I really liked when he came out in the towel. Oh, and the lemons were hot.

0/10

SnapeandHermione

Can You please send Severus over to my place and do the same for me.I need to get the image of weasley's hairy arse out my head now. LOL Good Story by the way onto the next chapter now. 

Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Spinster)

Hmm...yes......Sorry, what?~Lotmbusy watching her own imaginary territory being staked and claimed...

Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Spinster)

Hmm...yes......Sorry, what?~Lotmbusy watching her own imaginary territory being staked and claimed...

0/10

SnapeandHermione

Can You please send Severus over to my place and do the same for me.I need to get the image of weasley's hairy arse out my head now. LOL Good Story by the way onto the next chapter now. 

10/10

Sampdoria

My boss have had very little value out of my time today, there was no way I could discover that new chapters have been added, and the story finished, and not start reding it at once:-) There is only so much temptation a girl can stand, I had no plans on trying my strength on this one.. I absolutely curled my toes in enjoyment when Hermione discovered Ron in her bed, I couldn't stop smiling when they handled her  bossy neighboor, and I loved how the twins handled the situation. I cant tell you how much I enjoyed the Rita Skeeter episode, it was so brilliant. The last chapter, with the weddingnigth was wel lworth the wait, and I do look forward to read the whole story all over again, but I guess I should wait for the weekend:-)) A very well done job!!!

Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Spinster)

Sooo totally not responsible for people reading this stuff at work...unless that's your actual job, reading fanfic for a paycheque.  (If so--where do I sign up??  lol)Glad you enjoyed it!~Lotm

Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Spinster)

Sooo totally not responsible for people reading this stuff at work...unless that's your actual job, reading fanfic for a paycheque.  (If so--where do I sign up??  lol)Glad you enjoyed it!~Lotm

10/10

teyigdhk

Best fic I've read in a long time.  Love chivalrous Snape!  You write like you identify with Hermione's relationship needs... then again, don't I read these things because I identify with them too?  Well done and congratulations!  (P.S. -- typo alert:  I think you meant that Hermione was a "brake" on her friends' rulebreaking.)

10/10

sinbad

I loved the tub transfiguration scene.

10/10

sinbad

I loved the ending, will there be a epilogue?

Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Spinster)

Probably not, no...~Lotm

Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Spinster)

Probably not, no...~Lotm

0/10

FruGal

I waited until this story was complete before I began reading it. I'm glad I waited; I don't think I could stand too much time between updates. This fic is off to a great start. I love Severus as a cat.

10/10

Akoya8

As always, SPECTACULAR!  I love your work, and this is icing on an already amazing cake! 

10/10

nobrams

nice

0/10

nobrams

nice

10/10

Sampdoria

Yup, still love this story:-))

10/10

breastlady

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you! This is a wonderful story! You've rescue me from the obviously stupid and incorrect ending that other person tried to pawn off as true in her story DH. You've brought the fun and humor and romance and hopefully smut these characters deserve. You rule, Dear Ladyofthemask. I choose you as the true author of the aftermath that is much more in character than Hermione settling by marrying Ronald Weazly could ever be. It also exposes the lies that Severus Sanpe would ever be so unprepared for an attack form Nagini.

Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Spinster)

...It is now December of 2008...and I still have not read Deathly Hallows...~Lotm

10/10

mick42

I glad that they've decided to do something about Ron, it doesn't involve a good hexing, but we can't have everything. Hermione and Severus did a good job, handling the neighbours from hell { the blackmail was a nice touch }. The housewarming should be fun, if they can stay out of the foyer .

10/10

mick42

Loved Severus standing in the doorway, in in a towel, so cool, calm, and collected. Ron, the crass idiot, Hremione did a wonderful job telling him off,hope he gets the message { with Ron, you never know}  

10/10

mick42

This is turning into a very clean story,thank goodness.

10/10

mick42

Go Hermione!!! that's the way to use a life debt, that's Harry sorted, and where Harry leads, Ron will follow, kicking and screaming, but he will follow.  

10/10

mick42

Poor Hermiome, losing her aunt. Severus may not have been so comforting, if he had not had the experence of being "puss". the bet is ... quite interesting. 

10/10

mick42

Oh he will make her purrrrr.

10/10

mick42

Severus can express things, to Hermione in his cat form, that he would never, otherwise consider, and  Hermione has let her guard down with puss, alot faster than she would have with Severus. Loving this lovely fuffy story

10/10

thebittergreen

:] this is crack. and it maybe be crack. but it's well written crack. Sevkitties. OH HEY. was he the kitty that was nibbling on your toes in the beginning of chapter one? 8D

Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Spinster)

Mebbe...~Lotmthe delayed in responding by being plagued by waaay too many original plot-bunnies these days

0/10

Ljpjcg

Excellent what a fun romp of a story. I wanted to read more about them in their cat forms.  And what happened to Crooks?  He basically disappeared from the story after Minerva stepped in?  I loved their unusual friendship. 

8/10

courtneyrochelle

10/10

ginnyginny

this story is one of my absolute favorites! i love how you've kept snape snarky and dark, but longing for a real, honest life. he's reluctant and, well, scared, to expereince these things, and it was fun to see his growth as a person. you've done a wonderful job. i'd love to read an epilogue or one-shot of 10 years later! can't wait to read another of your fics.

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