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Spinster
ladyofthemasque203 Reviews | 6.46/10 (203 Ratings, 0 Likes, 368 Favorites )
You know what they say about a woman who prefers to live with her cat…
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ladyofthemasque
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I have to apologize to everyone, period. Real life swallowed me whole, as I have been struggling to make a living writing original fiction over the last 8 years. It has not been easy, & has been complicated by health issues. I hope people can forgive my long silences. Trying to make enough money to live on from writing is a lot harder--waaaay harder--than it looks. (At least I didn't leave any posted fanfics unfinished.)
Anyhoo...
These stories are works of parody (& thus are allowable under US law), and are not written for profit. Just for fun. I'm not making any money off of any fanfics, nor will I ever. I'm just playing around in other writers' universes.
...I am, however, making something of a living off my own stories. (If anyone wants to play around in my universes, you may visit my website, www.jeanjohnson.net, and look up my policy on Fanfics & Fanarts. It's reasonable enough and fairly easy to follow, too...)
~Lotm
Reviews for Spinster
Thanks for this story! I love it, especially the reltionship between Severus and hermione, and Ron is absolutely a prat!
Freakin' amazing. Need I say more?
Great story!!! It took me days to read it, but that was sooooo worthwhile!! Great work!!
Fantastic story!
Dear ladyofthemasque,
i love you.
especially for writing this story in particular.
just thought you should know.
Love, your dedicated fan,
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Spinster)
P.S. yay for hermione and severus!
Ron you go too far! He should not have even been at the wedding if he couldnt keep his mouth shut. Although I did like the scene in the potty where Severus threatens him. MAwhahahahah! Thanks for the happy ending!
OH I was so nervous when Severus was tied up. At first I thought it was some evil DE, when the readers discovered it was Rita, I knew right then and there that Hermione could handle it. She is a sneaky one.
The home improvement part of me really enjoys the details you go into with their basement improvement.
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Spinster)
...I have a secret love for architecture.
~Lotm
I am glad they are expanding their social circle. Forge will be a good ally in the Weasley house, Tonks at the ministry. Things are going quite well aren’t they?
Well how fun is that?! Severus who wants to change, who is going to improve his appearance etc…I am really enjoying this
I wish I had a rich old aunt who could die and leave me wealthy. Bummer.
Virgin.In flaming ten-foot letters.
That line had me laughing out loud! Oh poor Auntie. She had to get killed off to ruin the mood didn’t she? ((pouts))
I think they would enjoy eachother as cats...
The book is a much easier way to convey thoughts than scrabble tiles. Arent you the clever one??
How did I miss this? A new story by LOTM?? Color me chagrined. It is now bookmarked, I shall be a better fangirl from now on!
I adore your idea of sending the Grangers and all other the other muggle parents on a cruise. Much better idea than the obliviate. Hermione is a smart girl, didn’t take her too long to figure out who Puss is? I am rather glad because Snape’s cat name was annoying me! On to the next chapter
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Spinster)
Well, I haven't been writing much in the fandom, given how I've been working hard on original stuff...but I do know there's another one coming. *cough* I had to bribe my editor with an SS/HG fanfic, her choice of scenario, if she'd get off her duff and finish reading my sixth manuscript by a certain, fast-looming deadline...
~Lotm
Aww. That was good fun from beginning to end. I think I'm a little in love with kitty-Severus myself.
This teasing and sexual tension is killing me! Though I do love a good frottage scene. There is something very real about it.
I am glad that Severus didn't take too badly Hermione's suggestions for hygienic improvement. It is such a delicate subject to bring up.I wonder whether Hermione will introduce Severus to her parents before they have sex. I am guessing 'no,' since she'll probably tell them about Severus around the time whe tells the Weasleys and such. However, that's just a guess!Anyway, I love your story so far. I'm looking forward to the next chapters.
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Spinster)
That would depend on your definition of "sex"...since by some definitions, they just had it up against the door! (And most satisfactorily, too, *purrrrrrrr*!)~Lotm
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Spinster)
That would depend on your definition of "sex"...since by some definitions, they just had it up against the door! (And most satisfactorily, too, *purrrrrrrr*!)~Lotm
I am loving this. I enjoyed how it started with him as a cat and her not realizing who he was. I look forward to more! Thanks!
I liked how anxious and slightly awkward the scene where he gave her the ring was. Since, at the moment, their betrothal is more like a business arrangement than it is romantic, it makes sense that he wouldn't know exactly how to 'appropriately' go about it. I'm also glad that, although he did get upset at her suggestions for him to improve himself, it didn't end up being the type of big, blow-out fight that I feared (you know, the kind she'd have with Ron if she publicly criticized him in anyway). Just goes to show how much of a superior being and better match Severus is than Ronald Weasley could ever be I don't care what JKR said, she was insane to thing that Hermione could ever be with that!
Liked this sentiment: “...I want to help you get in touch with who you really are. To help you cast off the shackles of your previous guise. To stop hating yourself for surviving, and for doing what you had to do.”
Did she know he was making/see the library yet? Would love to see her reaction to this 'finished product' if he was doing it as a surprise!
Love how her father went from saying: “Now, promise your mother you won’t bury yourself in your reading and your research and whatever witchly things you plan on doing, and don’t become an old spinster-maid.” to: “No man is good enough for my daughter ... I won’t countenance this relationship! ... No man will ever be good enough for you, Hermione. Certainly not a man I’ve never met. I want to see him before I’ll allow you date him!” and her defense of Severus was wonderful! His response to said defense was so very hot.
This part: “I should let you go,” he whispered, his voice dropping too low and quiet for vocalization. “My conscience demands it, if you are to have any sort of viable social life…but I find my chest aches uncomfortably when I think of doing it—trust someone as brilliant and tenacious as you to find what I didn’t think could exist.” just made me go all gooey inside.
Love how this fic is going so much! You have developed their characters so well, and convey their emotions wonderfully. I can't wait to see what happens next! Unfortunately, I've caught up to what you've posted so far, and mstnow wait for new material. *pouts* Looking forward to your next update!
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Spinster)
I must say, you have the most entertaining reviews! Thank you! The library...well, I don't actually deal with that, but I can tell you she was appreciative off-camera. Very appreciative...~Lotm
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Spinster)
I must say, you have the most entertaining reviews! Thank you! The library...well, I don't actually deal with that, but I can tell you she was appreciative off-camera. Very appreciative...~Lotm
It is always a joy to find a new story from you. To find a story with SS/HG and cuddly kitties is even better. Thank you very much for writing and I hope your muse speaks soon.
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Spinster)
The kitten was cute and cuddly and snuggly. *makes a face* And then it fell asleep for several months!!~Lotm
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Spinster)
The kitten was cute and cuddly and snuggly. *makes a face* And then it fell asleep for several months!!~Lotm
Loving the story LOTM!Love the snark, the cat/human interaction, and the long engagement. Also how Hermione has made Harry repay his debt in a way he would hate!Delightful - and I cannot wait to read how the shower scene happens!
Great story. Looking forward to the next part.
Loved how accepting and even encouraging Minerva is of the couple, and how she seems to take it all in stride - the kiss (to 'make up'), and their betrothal. It's good that they've got at least one person 'in their corner'.
Laughed at this line: “My name is Noleta Regina Evans-Corrigun, and I am a bitter-seeming old fart who secretly loves her job.”
And I loved Hermione's use of her life-debt! That was so cool! I can't wait to see (well, technically read about) the expression on Harry's face when he hears that they're engaged! *points at Harry laughing*
Me thinks Severus is going to spell that galleon into an engaement ring with the pearl they found. I just hope he doesn't take offense to the book she bought. Her wanting to 'change him' or being 'ashamed of his appearance' are two ways that he could take its meaning that could lead to a fight, even if that's not how she intended it.
Liked this part too: Severus realized she had just flung herself into the future with him firmly in tow, his presence in her life firmly accounted for in her mind’s eye. It was a new sensation for him, being included in someone else’s life-plan. Not a battle plan, nor an espionage plan, but a life-plan. He decided that he liked it, unnerving though it might be. It's going to take him a while to get used to it, but at least it's a good change.