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Spinster
ladyofthemasque203 Reviews | 6.46/10 (203 Ratings, 0 Likes, 368 Favorites )
You know what they say about a woman who prefers to live with her cat…
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ladyofthemasque
Member Since 2005 | 37 Stories | Favorited by 1,485 | 368 Reviews Written | 1,311 Review Responses
I have to apologize to everyone, period. Real life swallowed me whole, as I have been struggling to make a living writing original fiction over the last 8 years. It has not been easy, & has been complicated by health issues. I hope people can forgive my long silences. Trying to make enough money to live on from writing is a lot harder--waaaay harder--than it looks. (At least I didn't leave any posted fanfics unfinished.)
Anyhoo...
These stories are works of parody (& thus are allowable under US law), and are not written for profit. Just for fun. I'm not making any money off of any fanfics, nor will I ever. I'm just playing around in other writers' universes.
...I am, however, making something of a living off my own stories. (If anyone wants to play around in my universes, you may visit my website, www.jeanjohnson.net, and look up my policy on Fanfics & Fanarts. It's reasonable enough and fairly easy to follow, too...)
~Lotm
Reviews for Spinster
Yeah honeymoon time. Well the morning after any way. lol At least they got some. My husband and I stayed at the sister's in bunk beds and I had pms. talk about hell. This story really is awesome. I'm sure the rest of the MOB is just as proud as I am And can't wait until next month to read the next book in your series.
Its such a good thing to find an awesome author and to see the elephant again. Did she have a good trip?
LOL Your stories are always good. This one is on my Faves list now.
Yippee!! Catnip and caviar for the two of them!! I knew it.
It is a good thing that petulant p is blocked on my computer at work, nothing would've happened today. This was lovely. Thank you.
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Spinster)
You're welcome!~Lotm
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Spinster)
You're welcome!~Lotm
oh too funny he meets her parents. I think it well. and the bug bitch love how clever Hermione took her down brilliant that is what you are
I am really enjoying this story. Write on!! Digging their negotiations and explorations *smirk*. Kinda convenient for Hermione to get that phone call, seeing as it sets her up nicely? I did like the aunt, and would've liked to see more of her. Lovely that Severus is there to console her. . .
Darling kitties *ded of cuute* I just googled what russian/siberian longhairs look like. Thank goodness Severus can control his transformations now. And it'll be lovely to see him and Hermione-cat relate to one another.
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Spinster)
There actually isn't much dual-cat relating. I mean, if Hermione went into heat, it would just be too tempting. Besides, human fingers are much nicer for petting and scritchying...~Lotm
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Spinster)
There actually isn't much dual-cat relating. I mean, if Hermione went into heat, it would just be too tempting. Besides, human fingers are much nicer for petting and scritchying...~Lotm
Sharp, witty, funny and charming. I am so glad Severus has all his mental faculties as a cat. My cat is a tuxedo-boy and I'm giggling while imagining him as a wizard-in-disguise
hell ya sexgod I'm surprised it wasn't Hermione doing all the purring. I know I would be. Oh man, if only there was a spell that did that. Gives a whole new meaning to masterbaition.
Ron is the biggest git. I hope Fred and George give him hell. And Tonks well Tonks is Tonks. Enough said. Oh yeah nosey neighbors, got a few of those myself, I just love to give them something to talk about. That just means they are leaving everyone else alone, well for now. lol. Mr. Edgars sure is two-faced.
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Spinster)
Yup.~Lotm
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Spinster)
Yup.~Lotm
So tell us is Ron's penis really as small as a pinky finger? lol And Severus, can anyone say yum?! Dearest Hermione once you try it a few times you cum to like it. lol or if that don't work, dip it in honey yummy creamhoneysickle
Go Hermione! defend Severus like that to Harry!I am so glad to see Minerva and Severus portrayed as friends. From the time I read in one of the early books, Minerva's comment about how many years it had been since Gryffindor had won the quidditch cup: "As Professor Snape kindly remined me," she said. I knew then and there that they w ere good friends, to be on such easy teasing terms.Sorry to see the auntie die, what a bummer. At first I thought Hermione and Snape would be in Burma, searching the jungle for survivors.
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Spinster)
Nope. No crawling through the jungles of Burma. Unless they're pretending by crawling/prowling through the potted plants of the conservatory in their cat-forms, stalking each other...*purrrrrr*~Lotm
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Spinster)
Nope. No crawling through the jungles of Burma. Unless they're pretending by crawling/prowling through the potted plants of the conservatory in their cat-forms, stalking each other...*purrrrrr*~Lotm
Just the way I want to spend my New Year, with just the kind of ss/hg story I need to read--plenty of Sev/Herm shippiness, bashing of DH & RW the "King," and the smart, bookworm Hermione I've always liked. all that, and it's cat-centric (lurve 'em whiskers!!) You are made of win!!
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Spinster)
*purrrrrrrrrrrrpurrrrrrrrrrrrrpurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*~Lotm
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Spinster)
*purrrrrrrrrrrrpurrrrrrrrrrrrrpurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*~Lotm
Holy shit! There's another chapter!
. . .
wait! THREE more chapters?! Wow, awesome. Too bad I won't get to read them all tonight!
Hermione & Severus' conversation? Love. It. Great idea about the housewarming party, too. And <3 the twins!
Okay. One? Snape in the shower is love. I think men in a shower are fantastically sexy. And while I have my own Snape-in-the-shower scene(s) in the back ofmy mind, I don't see enough of it. I do wish Marquise would draw one, because . . . GUH.
*ahem*
Yes, where was I? Oh yes, your story!
The bit with Snape in the towel and Ron seeing him? **Love**
And also? I really like this story. I have several cats. And I'd love to have a Severus cat. :P (But only if I could turn him INTO Severus at night!)
LOVING This! one little point, about 2/3 through the story, two paragraphs after the break in the story and the part that begins: 'They settled into something of a routine'2 paragraphs down from there, you said she soaked up water like a sponge I think you mean knowledge like a sponge does water.thank you for this lovely (finished!) tale.
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Spinster)
Yeah, yeah, I know...~Lotm
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Spinster)
Yeah, yeah, I know...~Lotm
Absolutely Charming! Not that I was surprized since YOU wrote it!"Dinner and a Show" I had to stiffle my loud laughter so as not to wake up my husband. And 'Idiot-Boy'! I am loving this story and must add it to my favourites after clicking this review into being
Loved the story - it was fantastic - you always write winners
Can I say that I absolutely love your stories? That was fabulous. And I recognize your potion from another of your stories. Very cool.
LOTM,That truly was a smashing romp. You made me laugh and smile through out this whole fic. You used just the right words that made each scene sensual, sexy and fun! Great work as always! All your stories are a pleasure to read.
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Spinster)
*purrrrrrrrrrrrkneadkneadpurrrrrrrrrrr*~Lotm
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Spinster)
*purrrrrrrrrrrrkneadkneadpurrrrrrrrrrr*~Lotm
That was a sweet chapter.
That was amazingly lovely. And hot.
That was a great chapter.
Ok I am loving everything about this story. Good start with Snape "stuck" as a cat. His commentary was priceless. Then the building trust between the two was very nicely presented and of course the preliminaries to their intimancy have be truely hot. But without a doubt, Hermione's reaction to seeing Ron on her bed -- naked -- were beyond compare. It was like she was trying to get a bad taste out of her mouth without anything to rinse with. Except of course it was trying to get the image out of her head. But you got her around that too! Very nice. The entire story is a hoot and I am really enjoying the ride. Thanks, JoAnne