Frogs In Winter 01
ladyofthemasque44 Reviews | 44 Ratings, 3 Likes, 205 Favorites )
Draco learns over drinks one night that Severus wants Hermione Granger in his bed, and drunkenly decides to acquire her for his godfather. Add in a mishap with Veritaserum, and more than the usual mayhem ensues!
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ladyofthemasque
Member Since 2005 | 37 Stories | Favorited by 1,485 | 368 Reviews Written | 1,311 Review Responses
I have to apologize to everyone, period. Real life swallowed me whole, as I have been struggling to make a living writing original fiction over the last 8 years. It has not been easy, & has been complicated by health issues. I hope people can forgive my long silences. Trying to make enough money to live on from writing is a lot harder--waaaay harder--than it looks. (At least I didn't leave any posted fanfics unfinished.)
Anyhoo...
These stories are works of parody (& thus are allowable under US law), and are not written for profit. Just for fun. I'm not making any money off of any fanfics, nor will I ever. I'm just playing around in other writers' universes.
...I am, however, making something of a living off my own stories. (If anyone wants to play around in my universes, you may visit my website, www.jeanjohnson.net, and look up my policy on Fanfics & Fanarts. It's reasonable enough and fairly easy to follow, too...)
~Lotm
Reviews for Frogs In Winter 01
Foul language? I think it was very appropriate to the story.I really enjoyed your use of the veritaserum and the way you managed to erase parts of Draco's memory. This story is both funny and sexy. Thanks for writing it.
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Frogs In Winter 01)
You're welcome. Thanks for letting me know you enjoyed it! (Personally, I'd think the real Snape would be a teetotaler, because getting drunk is more effective at loosening secrets from the tongue than Legilimency, and more legal to administer liberally than Veritaserum...but he does make an amusing drunk, doesn't he?) ~Lotm
Giggle snort, so smutty and funny
I have returned to this story a few times for its humor and unique brand of sexiness. Thanks for sharing your talent!
Oh funny funny funny!!! I loved every moment of this story. Thanks!!!
LOVED the drunk-confessions! (Tho I admit, I was expecting them to dose Draco with the Veritaserum at the end) ;)
*roflmfao* please, no more, my ribs can't take it! That was hilarious! Poor Draco!
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Frogs In Winter 01)
*Eeeeeeviiiiiil Grin*~Lotm
I really loughed myself silly!
Response from hayam (Reviewer)
That damn Figglewhisk...that Wizarding Scotch...got a ahot too much: I laughed myself silly - of course...
Egad!! No matter how many times I read this fic, I still wind up spraying my computer screen with whatever I happen to be drinking, and shortly thereafter, trying to replace the oxygen I've lost to so many incoherent giggles and chortles! Glad you posted this over here!
GG
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Frogs In Winter 01)
You're quite welcome! ~Lotm
Ouch! My ribs hurt from the laughing. :D That was absolutely hysterical. And then, when the I thought the laughing was over, Draco, wanking while he watched and then freaking out at the concept - sheer genius. I just loved, loved this.
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Frogs In Winter 01)
*curtsies deeply* It was deliciously fun to write. (Well, aside from the muscles I strained from laughing whilst writing it...that wasn't so fun. But the rest of it was!)
~Lotm
ROFLMAO!!!!!!! That was hilarious, and hot!
And the truth will set you free. One of the funnyest things I have ever read. 
There can be no typical misunderstandings here, that's for sure. Very clever and funny and quite possibly the most successful kidnapping of all time!
O. M. G.!!!I nearly died laughing just reading the disclaimer. Then throw in the hangover descriptions, and the rampant truth-telling. Good lord, you made me snort (to which my children started saying, "Hi Piggy"...they are sooooo not nice.... kind of like their mother).Thanks for the entertainment.Elura
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Frogs In Winter 01)
You're welcome. And I really did pull 3 muscles while writing that one, I laughed so hard. XD~Lotm
Naked naked naked entertainment, stop it now, it's too much!!!
I was directed here because of enjoying a "high as a kite" Severus in another story. I'm SOOOO glad she did suggest this one. It's absolutely wonderful. Too much! Love, love, love it!!
Oh, this was just too funny. i knew it had to be good when even your opening AN made me laugh!!
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Frogs In Winter 01)
*curtsy*~Lotm
*squees* That was lovely!
You know, as many times as I read this story, it never ceases to make me laugh until I have stitches in my sides. It will always be a favorite of mine. SSHG FOREVER!Thanks Lady! ~RotM
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Frogs In Winter 01)
I'm with you on that 'ship! ARRR, there be SmutFics here, Cap'n! It's the jolly 'ship SS-HG! lol. ~Lotm
Oh. My. God.
That was absolutely hilarious! Wonderfully written and very much enjoyed. I love it when sex and humor are combined, very well done! :)
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Frogs In Winter 01)
Heheh, so do I... ~Lotm