Stories Authors PlaidPooka

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PlaidPooka

24 Stories | Favorited by 599 | 109 Reviews Written | 1,071 Review Responses

I'm a 53 year old woman who wrote fanfic for years and adored doing it. While I lost the heart for fanfic after book 7 came out, I am still writing, and can be found at http://julianneqjohnson.com

You can find my published work on Amazon under the name Julianne Q Johnson.

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Drama Romance Potions Under Duress 107,692 Words 34 Chapters Complete

The Price of Madness

by PlaidPooka

6.86/10 (1,094 Ratings, 0 Likes, 527 Favorites )

It's possible in wartime that madness eventually comes for us all. Yet some madness might be carefully purchased; some sanity knowingly sacrificed. This story is such a tale.

107,692 Words, Started 04/08/2006, Completed 12/17/2012

Romance Erotica Potions Under Duress 82,396 Words 28 Chapters Complete

Overcome With Feeling

by PlaidPooka

7.91/10 (198 Ratings, 0 Likes, 387 Favorites )

Hermione has an encounter with a mysterious creature. Has it cursed her or has it set her on journey of adventure and love?

82,396 Words, Started 07/30/2005, Completed 08/20/2005

Humor Romance Smut Potions Under Duress 47,493 Words 18 Chapters Complete

Naked Journey

by PlaidPooka

5.72/10 (155 Ratings, 0 Likes, 286 Favorites )

A potion accident causes unusual results.

47,493 Words, Started 05/12/2005, Completed 05/26/2005

Drama Romance Erotica Slash post-HBP/HBP compliant Forbidden Forest 42,612 Words 15 Chapters Complete

Unlikely Bedfellows

by PlaidPooka

6.89/10 (98 Ratings, 0 Likes, 59 Favorites )

What will it take to get the most unlikely of bedfellows together? A post HBP fic. Character Death Warning is for events which happen before the events of the story.

42,612 Words, Started 08/05/2005, Completed 04/07/2006

Romance Erotica Epilogue What Epilogue? Potions Under Duress 53,288 Words 25 Chapters Complete

Hermione Granger and the Taciturn Shopkeeper

by PlaidPooka

4.3/10 (79 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )

Now complete. A hurried journey through the rain, a hastily turned corner, and Hermione runs right into a man she never thought to see again. No. That man is dead, so who is this doppelganger?

53,288 Words, Started 09/19/2018, Completed 10/11/2018

Romance Potions Under Duress 11,698 Words 5 Chapters Complete

Night of the Nargles (complete)

by PlaidPooka

7.23/10 (43 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

Decades after the war, a special Auror taskforce is ready to take down the last five Death Eaters as they meet in a old forest in the middle of nowhere. Before the mission, Hermione learns of a danger no one had anticipated. If she doesn't warn Harry in time, everyone in the forest will die, including a tall, black-robed figure no one has seen since the end of the war.

11,698 Words, Started 12/05/2016, Completed 12/09/2016

Drama Potions Under Duress 17,328 Words 9 Chapters Complete

Idiot's Repose

by PlaidPooka

6.38/10 (40 Ratings, 0 Likes, 8 Favorites )

He'd Avada Kadavra himself if he could move. An Epilogue, what epilogue, in which Severus Snape is not killed by Nagini.

17,328 Words, Started 02/02/2017, Completed 03/20/2017

Humor Potions Under Duress 7,209 Words 1 Chapter Complete

The Plushie Problem

by PlaidPooka

8.2/10 (35 Ratings, 0 Likes, 72 Favorites )

An extraordinary accident in Transfiguration class forces substitute teacher for the day, Severus Snape, to take a fresh look at one of his more annoying students. Takes place during book six.

7,209 Words, Started 08/20/2006, Completed 08/20/2006

Humor Romance Smut Slash Hogwarts Castle 11,761 Words 3 Chapters Complete

A Rush of Blood to the Head

by PlaidPooka

6.45/10 (29 Ratings, 0 Likes, 22 Favorites )

When the whole of Hogwarts finds out that Severus is a virgin, will he be the laughingstock of the school? Or will this be the start of a mighty big adventure?

11,761 Words, Started 04/19/2005, Completed 04/19/2005

Humor Angst Smut Potions Under Duress 4,243 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Cassandra Wept

by PlaidPooka

6.44/10 (27 Ratings, 0 Likes, 59 Favorites )

Written pre-HBP. Sybill Trelawney seems to have managed a third prophecy at last. How will the Potions master react to being the subject of her public display of divination?

4,243 Words, Started 08/20/2005, Completed 08/20/2005

Humor Smut Potions Under Duress 3,018 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Ferveo Vestis!

by PlaidPooka

5.56/10 (27 Ratings, 0 Likes, 95 Favorites )

A response to WIKTT's "Pasionate Trousers" challenge. Basically, an amusing excuse for blatant smut!

3,018 Words, Started 04/07/2005, Completed 04/07/2005

Humor Romance Smut Makeover SexGod!Snape Challenge 7,815 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Shining Through

by PlaidPooka

5.9/10 (21 Ratings, 0 Likes, 74 Favorites )

The war is over, and Severus gets a closer look at himself than he is comfortable with.

7,815 Words, Started 03/09/2006, Completed 03/09/2006

Drama Angst Smut Potions Under Duress 4,670 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Drowning

by PlaidPooka

7.75/10 (20 Ratings, 0 Likes, 51 Favorites )

Written pre-HBP. Two people deal with the stresses of ongoing war in an unconventional way which might prove to be their undoing.

4,670 Words, Started 08/20/2005, Completed 08/20/2005

Humor Hogwarts Castle 4,603 Words 1 Chapter Complete

'Twas the Month Before Christmas

by PlaidPooka

7.33/10 (18 Ratings, 0 Likes, 18 Favorites )

Albus wants an unusual favor. Severus refuses. What will it take to change the stubborn Potion master's mind?

4,603 Words, Started 04/19/2005, Completed 04/19/2005

Romance Smut Potions Under Duress 2,871 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Naked Time

by PlaidPooka

7.93/10 (15 Ratings, 0 Likes, 62 Favorites )

A one-shot companion piece to Naked Journey. It can be read on its own, but I recommend reading NJ first.

2,871 Words, Started 05/26/2005, Completed 05/26/2005

Humor Romance Action/Adventure Slash Forbidden Forest 11,034 Words 3 Chapters Complete

Wolf at the Door

by PlaidPooka

8.29/10 (14 Ratings, 0 Likes, 10 Favorites )

**Complete** Remus Lupin's solitary habits cause him no end of trouble when his change does not take place as expected. Who will be able to help him and how shall he ever get to the help he so desperately needs?

11,034 Words, Started 07/30/2005, Completed 07/30/2005