“My sweetest angel,” whispered the charcoal-eyed man, “you do not need to sully yourself in that way. I am perfectly willing to wait for my pleasure until we are wed.”

“Bloody fuck, Hermione! That feels fantastic. Good gods, woman, have you any idea how long I’ve been staring at that incorrigible mouth of yours, longing to stuff my cock down your throat and finally put a halt to your inane prattle?”

That was, quite simply, the best part. =D This is now favorited!!

That was fun.

LMAO! That is a riot! Interesting how Hermione asks if she should have Draco AND Harry teach her that spell. I was still working out in my head which it might have been. Perhaps Draco under Harry's cloak?

Cute story.

Elura

hah! excellent.

Excellent!  I'm almost crying with laughter!

He hee, that was fun.

So fun!

That was hysterical!

HAH this was HILARIOUS!! the whole thing with the narrarator telling them what they were supposed to do was great lol.<3 vickyy*

That was funny!

Do you REALIZE how much I love this story? I've read it before, and it *still* makes me giggle like an eejit. *snort* I think I especially love the contrast between what The Narrator says is happening, and what actually IS happening. Oh, and I adore the "...like minks" bit. Naughty.

That was hilariously hot as hell, I laughed and panted my way through that story. Merlin Bless Harry & Draco!

Still makes me grin like a Gringott Goblin with a pile of gold:-))

Author's Response: :D  I laughed when I wrote it.

This was a hoot! Thanks - I enjoyed tremendously.

Draco and Harry have a lot to answer for,  but I don't think Severus or Hermione will be complalning any time soon.

Absolutely smashing!!!!

LOL the narrator sounds like a legendary creature around here.  Google " Pope Lick Monster' or' Pope Lick Goatman' and see what you think. 

Missy aka LovesRickman

Wonderful story! Really new ideas! I loved it!

God, this is such a great story! I absolutely love the two contrasting lines between the narrator and Snape about Hermione "sullying herself in that way." HAHA, thanks for the laugh! This is a story I will certainly return to time and again!

Lol. I would love to see a continuation of their games at 9pm without the narrator. Very sexy and fun little romp!  I enjoyed. 

Ha! Hilarious! Rarely do authors write about just a good, hard f*ck between those two, minus the "tender caresses and gentle womanly curves." Don't me wrong, I completely eat those stories up too, but it's great to read some hard-core smut every once-in-a-while.Thanks for the story,Sue :o)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA hot and hysterical, all in one!  The contrast between the narrator's cheesefest and the principal characters had me ROTFL!

That was great!

good

Great story. Just what I needed today. A really good laugh. Thanks again.

I think it was Harry, Ron and Draco who were in on it.  I loved the hex, perfect.  My favorite line, "Just show up."  Like that wouldn't happen, like all the time.  Awesome SW69.Tamara