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Stories Authors Good_Witch
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Good_Witch

Member Since 2005  |  17 Stories  |  Favorited by 360  |  32 Reviews Written  |  2,096 Review Responses

I have completed my Master's of Science degree in Marriage and Family Therapy and want to focus on serving the LGBTQIA community and the Alt/Kink/Poly communities in my work. I used to be a poker tournament director and floorperson at the world famous Binion's Gambling Hall in downtown Las Vegas. Before that, I was high school Spanish and Theatre teacher. I am happily married and (thankfully) have NO kids. I have an original short story published here: http://www.elm-books.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=R01%2DChristmasBadGirls under my penname, Jess Alynn. Thanks for taking a chance and reading my stories! :)

Oh, and check out the "trailer" for Phantom of Hogwarts that xtahsee made for me on youtube! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k63yCE9sslY 

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Drama Romance Potions Under Duress 668,038 Words 84 Chapters Complete

Phantom of Hogwarts

by Good_Witch

1,533 Ratings, 0 Likes, 788 Favorites )

*NOW COMPLETE* How in the world does Hogwarts come to be doing a performance of The Phantom of the Opera? And just why is Snape so pissed about it?

668,038 Words,  Started 04/12/2005,  Completed 07/01/2010

Romance Alternate Universe Friendship Potions Under Duress 39,348 Words 11 Chapters Complete

Not to the Manor Born

by Good_Witch

88 Ratings, 0 Likes, 7 Favorites )

*Now Complete*

Written for nothingness101, as her SSHG Exchange BINGO prize. She requested: "A slightly fluffy Christmas romance which is a call back to the pureblood Snape of pre HBP. Basic story line about how Snape and Hermione get together, and I'd prefer a post war story. Thinking formal ball(s), formal courting, curtseys, formal address (Lord and Lady), maybe some family jewels (and maybe some Snape family to go with them). Please feature a frisky drunk Snape and lots and lots o' lemons."----I did my best!

AU post OotP, the tale of how Snape and Hermione helped defeat the Dark Lord, how their relationship developed, and how Snape Manor came into play.

Thanks to Gelsey for always being there to help me with this whole writing thing!

39,348 Words,  Started 02/22/2013,  Completed 08/08/2013

Drama Romance Erotica post-DH/DH compliant Friendship Epilogue What Epilogue? Potions Under Duress 44,802 Words 12 Chapters Complete

Reading the Stories That Scars Tell

by Good_Witch

57 Ratings, 0 Likes, 13 Favorites )

How did Snape survive Nagini’s attack, how did he and Hermione get together, and how did Prince Manor get involved?
This was written for the 2011 SSHG Exchange, in response to aleysiasnape's prompt: Severus and Hermione are trapped somewhere in Prince Manor while exploring.

44,802 Words,  Started 12/08/2011,  Completed 12/09/2011

Romance Erotica Smut Page 394 Challenge 7,780 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Kindness Has Its Own Rewards

by Good_Witch

23 Ratings, 0 Likes, 128 Favorites )

Page 394 Challenge Response! Hermione is embarrassed at her 5 Year class reunion, and Snape is the unlikely person to comfort her. In an unexpected show of kindness, everything changes between them. A Porn-Without-(MUCH)Plot...

7,780 Words,  Started 04/11/2005,  Completed 04/11/2005

Smut Potions Under Duress 3,758 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Eve of Battle

by Good_Witch

19 Ratings, 0 Likes, 97 Favorites )

Hermione surprises Snape on the eve of the Final Battle. They both get what they want. Dirty smut!

3,758 Words,  Started 04/11/2005,  Completed 04/11/2005

Romance Alternate Universe Potions Under Duress 2,158 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Christmas Wishes Do Come True

by Good_Witch

18 Ratings, 0 Likes, 27 Favorites )

A silly, fluffy Christmas vignette featuring Snape, Hermione, and a Santa suit.

2,158 Words,  Started 12/21/2007,  Completed 12/21/2007

Humor Smut Potions Under Duress 2,040 Words 1 Chapter Complete

If This Is a Spell Gone Wrong, I Don't Want to Be Right!

by Good_Witch

17 Ratings, 0 Likes, 40 Favorites )

Professor Hermione Granger is surprised by a desperate Professor Snape after a Slytherin scuffle. What highly unusual situation results from a spell gone wrong, and why is it not so disastrous after all?

2,040 Words,  Started 11/13/2006,  Completed 11/13/2006

Romance Erotica Smut Slash Friendship Epilogue What Epilogue? Potions Under Duress 28,477 Words 12 Chapters Complete

Triple Viktory

by Good_Witch

14 Ratings, 0 Likes, 8 Favorites )

Snape survives Nagini with Hermione and Harry’s help, meaning he owes them a life debt. After years of trying to make their relationships with Ron and Ginny work, things go really pear-shaped, and Hermione and Harry cash in their debt with Snape in a manner he never would have expected (even if he had dared to hope). The strange part is: they all owe Viktor in some way or another for ending up together!

Thanks to my feedback team: gelsey, darkcelestial20, snapeybears, silverdoe7127, Sarah, and Kathy, and thanks to alienor77310 for such a challenging, fun prompt!
Please note: the epilogue is completely optional and is not necessary to have a complete experience of the story. Frankly, it is pure smut with a lot of focus on slashy SS/HP, which is why it’s separate from the main story, in case that’s not your cuppa (although, it’s there because my recipient does like that sort of thing!).
Original Prompt: 1) There are never enough threesomes involving Harry. Hermione and Harry realise just in time that marrying a Weasley (or at least, those Weasleys) is an error. They take advantage of the life debt Snape owes them to hide at his place. Weasley bashing welcome, happy 3some - even if short-lived - required.

28,477 Words,  Started 04/01/2013,  Completed 04/01/2013

Drama Romance Erotica Slash Potions Under Duress 4,306 Words 1 Chapter Complete

An Unlikely Trio

by Good_Witch

10 Ratings, 0 Likes, 25 Favorites )

Snape survives Nagini's attack, but only with the support of two unlikely allies. When all comes out, can all three of them make an unlikely trio?

4,306 Words,  Started 10/26/2009,  Completed 10/26/2009

Drama Romance Erotica post-DH/DH compliant Hogwarts Castle 12,454 Words 1 Chapter Complete

To Be Her Champion

by Good_Witch

6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

Neville and Luna get closer during the Christmas holiday in Neville’s 7th year. In the face of war, they take comfort in each other—both in bed and in their hearts.

12,454 Words,  Started 11/29/2010,  Completed 11/29/2010

Drama Angst Romance Erotica Smut post-DH/DH compliant Slash Forbidden Forest 18,344 Words 2 Chapters Complete

Watch, Feel, Love, Heal

by Good_Witch

6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 9 Favorites )

After years of relying on each other to survive, now the Trio must rely on each other to live.

This is an entry into the Livejournal hp_kinkfest, 2011, responding to a prompt submitted by softobsidian74, plus more inspiration from a prompt submitted by mistress_ashley. The Kinks Showcased: voyeurism/exhibitionism, double penetration

18,344 Words,  Started 02/12/2011,  Completed 02/12/2011

Horror Slash Shrieking Shack 4,048 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Serious Power to Corrupt

by Good_Witch

4 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

Severus is on a mission to get the Marauders expelled, only to be set upon by a motley group of animals. Only one, a huge black dog, finds him hiding in the Forbidden Forest and teaches him a lesson he’ll never forget. No happy endings here. Dark/disturbing/triggery—please pay attention to the warnings.
Content Notes/Warnings: Noncon/rape, bestiality, fitting into canon

Written for Livejournal HP_Kinkfest, prompt #456, submitted by serpenscript, optional supplementary prompt: Sometimes the thing to fear is not the thing that goes bump in the night, but the thing that goes hump in the night... Forced to run an errand at night, Severus runs into someone he'd rather not, and they're not about to let him go without a little fun first. If Snape is a virgin & straight, it would be especially delicious. As dark as you care to go, but no death please? Canine knotting is a deliciously perverse thing. :3
Showcasing kink: nonconsensual (penetrative) bestiality (werewolf or animagus)

4,048 Words,  Started 07/14/2012,  Completed 07/14/2012

Angst Hogwarts Castle 2,867 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Christmas Past and Present, but no Future

by Good_Witch

4 Ratings, 0 Likes, 8 Favorites )

Christmas eve during seventh year with Snape and Lily. They've been close, but have grown apart. Can they become closer, or would that be a Christmas miracle?

2,867 Words,  Started 12/21/2007,  Completed 12/21/2007

Angst Smut Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes 5,592 Words 1 Chapter Complete

There’s No Place Like Home

by Good_Witch

2 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

There's something wrong with the candy, and Ginny and Percy take the brunt of it. *Please pay attention to the warnings!*

Response to prompt #88 in LJ's Samhain_Smut fest 2010.

5,592 Words,  Started 11/05/2010,  Completed 11/05/2010

Alternate Universe Hogwarts Castle 4,335 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Emma Whitby's Risqué, Daring, Risky Dare

by Good_Witch

2 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

Emma Whitby never thought such a wicked Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes dare could be so provocative...

4,335 Words,  Started 11/30/2010,  Completed 11/30/2010

Drama Angst Smut post-DH/DH compliant Psychological Slash Forbidden Forest 4,666 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Living Up to Expectations

by Good_Witch

2 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

Madam Pomfrey has to leave the hospital wing in Snape’s care. But the treatment Neville receives when he shows up after curfew is anything but therapeutic.
*PLEASE HEED THE WARNINGS!*
This is a response to the Livejournal HP_Darkfest, 2010, prompt: Pomfrey leaves Snape in charge of the hospital wing for a weekend when a family emergency calls her away from Hogwarts. When one of his most disliked students ends up in the hospital wing, he gets revenge by way of a thoroughly invasive, humiliating, and uncomfortable/painful exam. Prostate/vaginal exams, urethral insertions, breast exams, etc.

4,666 Words,  Started 12/10/2010,  Completed 12/10/2010

Drabble/100-Word Forbidden Forest 104 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Hot Cross Buns

by Good_Witch

0 Likes, 2 Favorites

Who is sneaking into the Hogwarts kitchens and why is it so delicious?
Written at the Lubricus Drabble Workshop by Alisanne and Lilyseyes with the prompt "porny bakery."

104 Words,  Started 07/01/2011,  Completed 07/01/2011

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