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Stories Authors notsosaintly
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notsosaintly

Member Since 2005  |  38 Stories  |  Favorited by 707  |  843 Reviews Written  |  2,009 Review Responses

Founder of The Petulant Poetess.  Editor and full-time mother.

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Mystery/Suspense Drama Romance General post-HBP/HBP compliant Potions Under Duress 65,095 Words 17 Chapters WIP

Strega Letteraria

by notsosaintly

418 Ratings, 0 Likes, 279 Favorites )

Years after Voldemort is destroyed, Hermione struggles to have the life she has always wanted. **Note: This story is on haitus. It isn't abandoned; I simply have no idea when it will be continued.

65,095 Words,  Started 02/25/2007,  Updated 12/13/2008

Romance Potions Under Duress 31,154 Words 7 Chapters WIP

THE TUTORING SESSION: A Virgin's Primer

by notsosaintly

289 Ratings, 0 Likes, 465 Favorites )

Even know-it-alls don't know it all. **Note: This story is on haitus. It isn't abandoned; I simply have no idea when it will be continued.

31,154 Words,  Started 05/19/2005,  Updated 04/20/2008

Drama Angst Romance Potions Under Duress 34,893 Words 10 Chapters Complete

Letting Go

by notsosaintly

220 Ratings, 0 Likes, 256 Favorites )

Saving someone from the savior of the wizarding world is not always easy.

34,893 Words,  Started 04/26/2005,  Completed 12/20/2006

Romance Potions Under Duress 13,749 Words 6 Chapters Complete

Bewitching Her Mind

by notsosaintly

93 Ratings, 1 Like, 257 Favorites )

Hermione has been losing sleep. Is it her dreams that are keeping her awake... or could it be something else? (REWRITTEN: Dec 2005)

13,749 Words,  Started 04/04/2005,  Completed 04/04/2005

Drama Romance Erotica Potions Under Duress 39,388 Words 13 Chapters Complete

Soothing Hands

by notsosaintly

90 Ratings, 0 Likes, 292 Favorites )

Rewritten: A story of healing, dedication, love and the reality of war. A PWP that ran away and developed a plot.

39,388 Words,  Started 04/04/2005,  Completed 07/15/2005

Romance Erotica Drabble/100-Word Potions Under Duress 1,009 Words 9 Chapters Complete

Impromptu Seduction

by notsosaintly

74 Ratings, 0 Likes, 42 Favorites )

Avoiding Mrs. Norris can be quite stimulating... a series of 100-word drabbles in nine parts.

1,009 Words,  Started 02/23/2006,  Completed 02/23/2006

Smut Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes 14,625 Words 4 Chapters Complete

And Temper Begets Pleasure

by notsosaintly

49 Ratings, 0 Likes, 119 Favorites )

All that bickering had to lead somewhere.

14,625 Words,  Started 04/04/2005,  Completed 06/20/2005

Humor Romance Alternate Universe Potions Under Duress 2,888 Words 1 Chapter Complete

The 12 Days of Christmas

by notsosaintly

43 Ratings, 0 Likes, 78 Favorites )

A merry trip through the 12 days of Christmas with the professor and his apprentice.

2,888 Words,  Started 12/07/2006,  Completed 12/07/2006

Mystery/Suspense Angst Romance Potions Under Duress 5,766 Words 1 Chapter Complete

An Unwitting Romance

by notsosaintly

43 Ratings, 0 Likes, 135 Favorites )

Professor Snape has fallen into a pit of despair. Will Hermione be able to pull him out?

5,766 Words,  Started 04/04/2005,  Completed 04/04/2005

Drabble/100-Word Potter Place Fun 3,226 Words 11 Chapters Complete

Not Going to Portus Club

by notsosaintly

40 Ratings, 0 Likes, 5 Favorites )

She can't go to Portus, so why not indulge herself? Warning: mango margaritas abound.

3,226 Words,  Started 07/10/2008,  Completed 07/10/2008

Erotica Slash Potions Under Duress 3,777 Words 2 Chapters Complete

Not a Word

by notsosaintly

32 Ratings, 1 Like, 93 Favorites )

A late night stroll results in an unexpected encounter.

3,777 Words,  Started 04/04/2005,  Completed 04/04/2005

Angst Alternate Universe Potions Under Duress 2,908 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Garden of Eden

by notsosaintly

30 Ratings, 1 Like, 45 Favorites )

Multifaceted Round Four Nominee: And on the eighth day there was temptation and knowledge reared its ugly head.

2,908 Words,  Started 04/04/2005,  Completed 04/04/2005

Humor Babysitting Challenge 11,325 Words 3 Chapters Complete

Children Are a Blessing, Not a Burden

by notsosaintly

30 Ratings, 0 Likes, 46 Favorites )

Oh, the trials and tribulations of a father left alone with his children...

11,325 Words,  Started 04/04/2005,  Completed 03/12/2006

Drama Angst General compliant post-DH/DH Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes 1,767 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Gone

by notsosaintly

28 Ratings, 0 Likes, 7 Favorites )

Sometimes a marriage cannot be fixed, as Hermione painfully discovers.

1,767 Words,  Started 08/23/2008,  Completed 08/23/2008

Humor Romance Learning to Drive Challenge 8,797 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Professing the Professor

by notsosaintly

28 Ratings, 1 Like, 141 Favorites )

What happens when a Muggle-born must teach a Pureblood how to drive a car?

8,797 Words,  Started 04/04/2005,  Completed 04/04/2005

Drama Romance General Free of THAT Challenge 1,513 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Know-it-All and the Traitor

by notsosaintly

27 Ratings, 0 Likes, 16 Favorites )

Once upon a time, there was a girl who made a promise to the man she loved …. A fairy tale with a moral; a story of how Severus Snape survived Nagini’s bite.

1,513 Words,  Started 01/29/2009,  Completed 01/29/2009

Erotica Free of All Commas Challenge 1,446 Words 1 Chapter Complete

A Husband's Discovery

by notsosaintly

26 Ratings, 0 Likes, 16 Favorites )

What would happen if Lucius came home to find his wife being satisfied by another man?

1,446 Words,  Started 01/17/2009,  Completed 01/17/2009

Romance Erotica Slash Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes 5,433 Words 3 Chapters Complete

Finding Her Style

by notsosaintly

25 Ratings, 0 Likes, 56 Favorites )

Ginny's experience in kissing boys is certainly helpful to Hermione, who must learn to find her style. (Warning: femmeslash)

5,433 Words,  Started 10/10/2005,  Completed 03/13/2025

Smut Malfoy Manor 4,601 Words 1 Chapter Complete

An Afternoon at Malfoy Manor

by notsosaintly

25 Ratings, 0 Likes, 55 Favorites )

Rewritten: Pansy is the prey this fine afternoon; a mere plaything for father and son.

4,601 Words,  Started 04/04/2005,  Completed 04/04/2005

Romance Erotica Malfoy Manor 4,182 Words 1 Chapter Complete

A Wife's Needs

by notsosaintly

25 Ratings, 0 Likes, 18 Favorites )

Narcissa finds a solution to the lackluster sex life in her marriage.

4,182 Words,  Started 01/15/2009,  Completed 01/15/2009

Humor Potions Under Duress 2,633 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire

by notsosaintly

24 Ratings, 0 Likes, 20 Favorites )

Good Holiday Season Advice: If you own chestnuts, stay far, far away from the fire.

2,633 Words,  Started 12/20/2008,  Completed 12/20/2008

Humor Erotica Slash Hogwarts Castle 7,826 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Stress Relief

by notsosaintly

23 Ratings, 0 Likes, 72 Favorites )

Ah, the joys of playing poker. [The goal of this story was to pay attention to Remus. Poor boy needed it badly.]

7,826 Words,  Started 09/12/2005,  Completed 09/12/2005

Angst Potions Under Duress 1,754 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Fallen

by notsosaintly

21 Ratings, 0 Likes, 21 Favorites )

Marriage isn't always what you think it's going to be.

1,754 Words,  Started 04/04/2005,  Completed 04/04/2005

Drabble/100-Word Saturday Night Drabbles 1,112 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Winning at All Costs

by notsosaintly

21 Ratings, 0 Likes, 12 Favorites )

When Hermione, Harry and Ron bet on who will keep their New Year's Resolution the longest, it takes a certain kind of determination to win.

1,112 Words,  Started 01/01/2010,  Completed 01/01/2010

Erotica Makeover SexGod!Snape Challenge 6,517 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Metamorphosis

by notsosaintly

21 Ratings, 0 Likes, 62 Favorites )

Unhappy with his social life after the war, Severus decides to make a few changes. (Post-HBP)

6,517 Words,  Started 03/03/2006,  Completed 03/03/2006

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