Stress Relief
notsosaintly23 Reviews | 8.57/10 (23 Ratings, 0 Likes, 72 Favorites )
Ah, the joys of playing poker. [The goal of this story was to pay attention to Remus. Poor boy needed it badly.]
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That was hot!!!!!!
I like Sirius the portrait--more than I do the one in canon. *snicker* And this sure led to some interesting places.
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Stress Relief)
I like Sirius the portrait too. Thanks for the review!
Excellent. Your story has been rec'ed to me by brooclosetravenclaw, as I have not so much time, I was intrigued by the small summary I was given. I wish I could have got an invit to this poker, it would have been so funny :) Thanks for these little piece of 'stress relief'. I'm even starting to enjoy Remus *shh, don't tell to Snape* *wink*
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Stress Relief)
Yes, I'm afraid I am sort of taken with Remus myself. If Severus is jealous, let him join in. *smiles innocently*
Stress relief, indeed ....
A very hot story - hubby won't know what's going to hit him ?n a few seconds LOL
See what you are doing with us poor readers? Your smut is truly among the hottest stuff I've read!
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Stress Relief)
Haha. I titled this Stress Relief, but it sure did nothing to relieve my stress!! *grumble* *lol*
Response from apisa_b (Reviewer)
Maybe another chapter will release your stress? **whistles innocently**
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Stress Relief)
Oh, yes. It has been suggested (as you undoubtedly saw *whistles innocently*). And I have been thinking about it all morning. Will have to write another stress relieving chapter, no doubt. Thing is, it is going to have to be better than the first.
Response from apisa_b (Reviewer)
That's hard to top. But I'm sure you will manage. I have faith in you!
I thought Sirius was wanting of his own kind. But maybe a round of poker for favors should be done amongst the portraits.
Snape walks in on the portraits getting nasty and he blast holes in them. Or he scares them into a portrait of but that leave horrible welts.
oh the bunnies... help their are crowding this place. Fed Ex'ing bunnies to NSS since my SOS isn't working.
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Stress Relief)
"Oh, the bunnies," is right. Those poor, poor bunnies. Ah, well, now that Sirius knows his equipment is functional, there are a slew of possibilities.
I'm with Pickles... another chapter wouldn't be amiss. You could have the Fat Lady and her mate, Vi, show up for a bit of fun with Sirius.. ahhahaha
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Stress Relief)
Oh! Can't you just imagine the Fat Lady in all her buxom glory teasing the varnish out of Sirius? Ah, yes! Movie-version fat lady has quite a set of lungs on her too. Oh, the possibilities!! Thx Sun!
whistles innocently - yeah right. you definitely need to make a sequel.. especially since remus professed his love for her.. maybe a picture for good ole sirus... yep going to be recommending this fic
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Stress Relief)
Darn, my innocent act wasn't very convincing. I will put my imagination to work on it. Gladly. And thanks for the recommendation. ;)
OH MY GOODNESS NSS!!!!
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Stress Relief)
Yes? *whistles innocently*
Oh for Merlin's sake, I had many great things to say about this story, but now that I have gotten to the end, I can't remember a damn one of them *flustered* except to say this was a great story. Where can I get an invite to this poker game?--hehe.
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Stress Relief)
No kidding. By the end, I was a little put out that I didn't have an invite, too. Well, if you can't remember, you could always read it again. *grins*
I have to say that I like Remus/Hermione only second to Severus/Hermione and you write them both exceptionally well. I really enjoyed Sirius' character in this story, it cracked me up. This is the second of two one-shots that I read with Sirius as a portrait. This one has a lot more interaction with the portrait and that makes for some serious fun. -- B
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Stress Relief)
I sort of like Sirius stuck in a portrait, only being able to play with himself. Hahaha!
Gah! Good grief, woman! What are you trying to do? Kill me?!
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Stress Relief)
Yup. That's exactly what I was trying to do. Hope you're okay. (Darn it, I had to write it and then read through it three times ... good thing I have nine lives. *ROFL*)
Response from Tarah_Fae (Reviewer)
Mwahahaha! That'll learn ya! Now, if only I had time I would write a rebuttal.
Now this is a type of poker I could enjoy! Very fun and you've left room for so much speculation that it's almost as exciting as the action you've written.
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Stress Relief)
Ah, to be able to live out one's fantasies in writing. :D I'm still wondering about Sirius' equipment myself.
Well now, that was fun. :-) Thanks!!
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Stress Relief)
You know, I just realized what I did this morning... (sometimes I just write to get the little demons out and then afterward I analyze) I have one girl and a bunch of boys. *lol* Must be a subconscious fantasy or something.
sex all around!! lol... i kept waiting for snape to show up.. teehee.. i'm such a snape!groupie. I did like this though. what a fun game! ( puts thinking cap on... will have to create game) hehe
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Stress Relief)
I don't know what it is about Remus lately. Suddenly, I feel sort of taken by him. He is such a loner and I identify with it, perhaps. Plus, he's just so effing hot I want to throw him on the floor and... whoops. *lol*
Well if that wasn't a naughty little idea for poker night! I can't imagine Snape joining in... how awkward for our horny foursome! *drinking cold lemonade* Whew!! Still smokin', and I don't think I'll cool off for a while. Great job! That's-a tasty smut-cookie!
GG
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Stress Relief)
Yeah. My thinking was Snape had an idea what was going on... heard a scream, I'm sure he knew it was no ordinary scream... and just wanted to see if he could frustrate the hell out of everyone. Nasty bugger. Trying to sabotage the fun.
Holy cow! This was AWESOME! I loved that you concentrated on Remus. I love Remus/Hermione fics, and while this was not strictly that, it was wonderful. Thanks for sharing it. ~Ruthie
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Stress Relief)
It was fun to write, too. I really should try another RL/HG fic. Someday, maybe.
Dammn woman Stress relief indeed. A nice little PWP with a great smutty game play thanks Loved it
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Stress Relief)
Glad you liked it. They had a lot of stress to relieve. *snicker*
These poker stories are such a good excuse for a hot romp.
Too bad I don't have friends like that *G*
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Stress Relief)
I know what you mean. It's why I took up writing. *grin*
And the review offensive goes on. LOL! This story is one of favourites. It was the very first story I've read when I discovered this site. Now, I'm reading the story at least once a month; for stress relief! LOL! Brilliant smut! Great Remus action! I just love Remus. Poor Sirius can't join in on the fun. LOL! I wish you would write a sequel!
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Stress Relief)
Can you believe that I actually forgot that I had written this story? I found it about a month ago and I was like, "Oh, yeah!" This definitely is begging for a sequel. I just need to reread it and get inspiration - should be quite easy. ;) Any suggestions? I'm open!
Response from ksianna (Reviewer)
Mmh...? What about sex memory? The cards could have pics of Kamasutra positions or have some naughty, hot instructions for the players. Every time a player finds a matching pair he/she has to do whatever the card says/shows with someone found by... spin the bottle, perhaps?I'm sure a lot of readers would like Severus to join in, but it would be great if another girl could also join in. I'm not a great fan of Tonks, so maybe Ginny?
But you definitely should keep painting Sirius. What was sooo funny!So, inspired?
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Stress Relief)
Inspired ... YES!!
I am going to read through ... possibly put Letting Go on hold just for a little bit ... and see what I can start. I need a good PWP break.
Response from ksianna (Reviewer)
LOL! I hope your readers are patient (and understanding) when you put that story on hold. But I'm sure they don't mind when you post a smutty, hot PWP. LOL! Have fun with your break!
That was awesome! I totally love poker game senarios! Especially this one since on of my other favorites is a good trio fic. This combines two together for me, so thanks a ton for sharing. :)
What I don't understand is why you thought you needed a beta? You'll brilliant without one. JMO. Also why didn't they just have an orgy and by pass the whole poker thing. I mean everybody wants everybody else so they should just have at it. Brilliant as always, NSS. Tamara
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Stress Relief)
Yeah. Why didn't they just have at it? Woo-hoo! I don't know what I was thinking. 
I've read this before and must not have marked it read. I would not mind a poker game like that at all. Seriously hot.
"God save the queen"! LOL. Must try that one. Brilliant smut as always. D'you fancy writing another one, maybe with another couple of visitors, Ginny and Sev maybe? The more the merrier? Huh? Actually I'll stop now, it's just starting to sound like a full blown orgy (no pun intended). Great writing.