Hermione and Severus get into a tiff over the subject of Hermione's favorite film. A compilation of four drabbles inspired by the Dialog Only challenge at the grangersnape100.

531 Words, Started 08/22/2006, Completed 08/22/2006

Humor Potions Under Duress 667 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Centerfold

by purelush

4.83/10 (18 Ratings, 0 Likes, 19 Favorites )

Severus Snape gets a surprise when he opens his naughty magazine.

667 Words, Started 09/21/2007, Completed 09/21/2007

Humor General Drabble/100-Word Alternate Universe Saturday Night Drabbles 251 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Unprepared

by Stefdarlin

6.06/10 (18 Ratings, 0 Likes, 5 Favorites )

Severus anticipates a relaxing evening full of gorgeous women, but isn't ready for what he encounters.

251 Words, Started 03/01/2009, Completed 03/01/2009

Humor Drama Angst Romance General Parody Slash Epilogue compliant post-DH/DH What Epilogue? Potions Under Duress 5,318 Words 2 Chapters WIP

Boisson de Vie

by sara_jacqueline

7.94/10 (18 Ratings, 0 Likes, 24 Favorites )

Fighter. Hermione Granger has always been one. Now as her will and life wanes she will need the help of an old professor to keep her alive. Yet, everything comes down to a price. His price may just a bit steeper than others. Does she still have enough to fight in her to survive?

5,318 Words, Started 03/25/2008, Updated 04/20/2008

Humor Romance Drabble/100-Word Epilogue What Epilogue? HPCon_Envy 993 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Dance with Me

by linlawless

5.0/10 (18 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )

Hermione ruins Severus’s plan to “enjoy” Minerva’s birthday party. But perhaps he won’t mind so much... Inspired by a prompt from the lovely and talented Subversa.

993 Words, Started 05/18/2013, Completed 05/18/2013

Humor General Slash The Sex Ed Challenge 8,306 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Scratching the Itch

by StormySkize

6.83/10 (18 Ratings, 0 Likes, 18 Favorites )

There?s a nasty bug loose in Hogwarts. How could this happen? And how can a future outbreak be avoided? Why...by teaching the students the "facts of life," of course!

8,306 Words, Started 07/22/2006, Completed 07/22/2006

Humor Romance General Malfoy Manor 1,058 Words 1 Chapter Complete

The Wandbag

by fyiagcg

4.72/10 (18 Ratings, 0 Likes, 11 Favorites )

Hermione has just received the worst possible Birthday present Draco could have ever given her. Or is it the best?

1,058 Words, Started 07/17/2006, Completed 07/17/2006

Humor Hogwarts Castle 4,603 Words 1 Chapter Complete

'Twas the Month Before Christmas

by PlaidPooka

7.33/10 (18 Ratings, 0 Likes, 18 Favorites )

Albus wants an unusual favor. Severus refuses. What will it take to change the stubborn Potion master's mind?

4,603 Words, Started 04/19/2005, Completed 04/19/2005

Humor Hogwarts Castle 2,226 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Slap!

by chivalric

6.56/10 (18 Ratings, 0 Likes, 4 Favorites )

Punishment for Draco…

2,226 Words, Started 07/21/2009, Completed 07/21/2009

Humor Drabble/100-Word Hogwarts Castle 301 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Nightmare In Pink Sequins

by Pennfana

7.78/10 (18 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

She's holding something in her hands. It's a dress. Uh-oh...

301 Words, Started 03/31/2013, Completed 03/31/2013

Humor General Snapshot Video Alternate Universe Potter Place's Anything Goes Challenge 42 Words 1 Chapter Complete

The Perfect Find

by Southern_Witch_69

4.33/10 (18 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )

Slughorn and bright green, shimmery tear-away pants

42 Words, Started 05/12/2008, Completed 05/12/2008

Humor General compliant post-DH/DH Hogwarts Castle 3,360 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Once Upon a Window Pane

by dracontia

5.56/10 (18 Ratings, 0 Likes, 18 Favorites )

Al wants Lily’s opinion, the Shrieking Shack wants a little cheer, Scorpius wants someone—anyone—to come to his rescue, and Professor Longbottom wants a potion for the headache. A certain ghost didn’t realize he wanted anything—until he got it.

3,360 Words, Started 03/22/2008, Completed 03/22/2008

Humor Potions Under Duress 1,589 Words 1 Chapter Complete

A Likely Story

by pokeystar

6.11/10 (18 Ratings, 0 Likes, 13 Favorites )

Severus and Hermione work on a potion for the Order and end up in Dumbledore’s office. Uh-oh.

1,589 Words, Started 02/10/2010, Completed 02/10/2010

Humor Drabble/100-Word post-HBP/HBP compliant Saturday Night Drabbles 640 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Batman and Catwoman

by astopperindeath

4.89/10 (18 Ratings, 0 Likes, 5 Favorites )

Severus muses on his life while sitting at a Weasley family Halloween party. Sarcasm and irony abound.

640 Words, Started 10/25/2009, Completed 10/25/2009

Humor Erotica Smut Alternate Universe Potions Under Duress 5,522 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Hermione Goes Shopping

by Satai Delenn

7.22/10 (18 Ratings, 0 Likes, 28 Favorites )

Hermione is feeling bored and neglected by her husband. What will happen when she decides to take matters into her own hands?

This story was written in response to the DBCA Smut!Fest Challenge and part of the challenge was that 1 line each from six random sources around you had to be used...

Disclaimer: This is just the usual... I do not own the characters of Harry Potter. They belong to JK Rowling. I am only borrowing them for fun. The story however is most defintely mine; for better or for worse. ;)

5,522 Words, Started 05/25/2007, Completed 05/25/2007

Humor General Drabble/100-Word Alternate Universe Potter Place Fun 461 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Spam

by Stefdarlin

5.5/10 (18 Ratings, 0 Likes, 3 Favorites )

Draco makes a technological discovery while snooping in Hermione's room.

461 Words, Started 02/22/2009, Completed 02/22/2009

Humor Romance Epilogue What Epilogue? Potions Under Duress 9,660 Words 3 Chapters WIP

The Gentleman Bettor

by Meladara

5.83/10 (18 Ratings, 0 Likes, 5 Favorites )

Bound by the rules of magical society into performing a forfeit, despite the fact the Lucius clearly cheated in order to win the bet, Severus learns that sometimes it can pay to lose. However, that doesn't mean that revenge is off the table.

9,660 Words, Started 01/14/2013, Updated 02/16/2013