Humor

What A Week I'm Having

by Pearle

My response to the Wiktt Bondage Challenge. "Four more days. That's all I have to put up with you for. Four. More. Days. And then I can kiss Hogwarts and YOU goodbye." Hermione was yelling at him. But a lot can happen in four days and Hermione Granger and Severus Snape are about to find out just how much things can change in four days.

4,515 Words,  Started 09/24/2005,  Completed 09/24/2005

Mandrake Roots and Ashwinder Eggs

by Amethyst

Severus Snape mixes Mandrake roots and Ashwinder eggs in a potion; Hermione Granger has to deal with the explosive results.

1,256 Words,  Started 04/01/2006,  Completed 04/01/2006

Beating His Bludger

by Southern_Witch_69

After a few harsh words from Rosmerta, Snape seeks to better himself and gets a little help from Hermione to make it happen.

8,156 Words,  Started 03/23/2006,  Completed 03/23/2006

A Suite In Brighton

by septentrion

Hermione sends an anonymous Valentine card to Severus and invites him to a blind date. Free of deep philosophical questioning.

1,040 Words,  Started 02/22/2007,  Completed 02/22/2007

Guess Who

by DawnEB

GS100 Anonymous Valentine Challenge

401 Words,  Started 02/12/2007,  Completed 02/13/2007

Under My Thumb

by averygoodun

For the Potter Place Winter Challenge. Hermione?s Potions apprenticeship with Snape is over, but there?s still something left to be said.

324 Words,  Started 01/28/2007,  Completed 01/28/2007

The Missing Ingredient

by magalena

Due to a potions mishap, Severus is stuck on Hermione, literally. Originally written as a series of drabbles for the granger/snape100 challenge 'stuck on you'. SS/HG

1,164 Words,  Started 04/18/2009,  Completed 04/18/2009

Swine Floo!

by christev

How does the Ministry deal with an epidemic of the Swine Floo?

1,087 Words,  Started 05/10/2009,  Completed 05/10/2009

Nightmare

by chivalric

Drabble – Now what could be the worst thing Severus Snape might dream about?

307 Words,  Started 04/01/2008,  Completed 04/01/2008

I Snarked at my Best Friend’s Lover Because I Lost my Knickers

by pokeystar

Response to Southern Witch’s drabble challenge:

Your Birthday Meaning in HP Land

525 Words,  Started 03/12/2008,  Completed 03/12/2008

I've Always Thought You Were Stupid

by cabepfir

A companion piece to A Summer in York from Snape's point of view. Warnings: quotes, references to religion, barbarisms.

6,563 Words,  Started 08/06/2011,  Completed 08/06/2011

Cusp of Womanhood

by zazie_thebeast

I tried to write the creepiest fanfic I could in 100 words. Here are the results.

123 Words,  Started 12/02/2006,  Completed 12/02/2006

The Four-House Tournament

by The Snapettes

Four unsuccessful Triwizard entrants arrange their own tournament. The prize: Snape.

56,433 Words,  Started 07/02/2011,  Completed 08/10/2011

Beasts With Two Backs and Where to Find Them - i.e. In the Potions Master's Bedroom

by laurielove

Hermione and Severus explore the meaning of Hermione's fruity vocabulary. A sequel to 'Loose Lips, Slurred Slips'.

2,418 Words,  Started 01/10/2012,  Completed 01/10/2012

The Unexpected Culprit

by linlawless

A potion has unusual effects on the drinker.

366 Words,  Started 03/24/2013,  Completed 03/24/2013

Why Hufflepuffs are Hot

by sunny33

My 100th story on TPP explains why Hufflepuff seventh years are always gorgeous.

516 Words,  Started 02/22/2011,  Completed 02/22/2011

If This Is a Spell Gone Wrong, I Don't Want to Be Right!

by Good_Witch

Professor Hermione Granger is surprised by a desperate Professor Snape after a Slytherin scuffle. What highly unusual situation results from a spell gone wrong, and why is it not so disastrous after all?

2,040 Words,  Started 11/13/2006,  Completed 11/13/2006

Do Not Enter: Off Limits to Students

by dracontia

The best way to get a child to do something is to tell them not to do it. Albus and Scorpius are living proof. Fortunately, God—or one of his agents—looks out for fools and children. And foolish children…

1,692 Words,  Started 12/18/2007,  Completed 12/18/2007

The Dynamic Duo

by reets67

Severus and Hermione are invited to Harry and Draco's New Year's Eve Party...but they have to get dressed first.

714 Words,  Started 04/11/2009,  Completed 04/11/2009

A Plague on All the Houses

by sunny33

A new plague is affecting Hogwarts. Another in the Hogwarts Crime Series.

113 Words,  Started 07/01/2008,  Completed 07/01/2008

I See Monsters

by Ladymage Samiko

For the grangersnape100 'monsters under the bed' challenge. Someone's sleep is disturbed by monsters, and Hermione must investigate.

447 Words,  Started 10/28/2007,  Completed 10/28/2007

The Consequences of Shakespeare

by Ladymage Samiko

Never assume Severus can't hear everything you say… Written for the GS100 Shakespeare challenge.

122 Words,  Started 10/17/2008,  Completed 10/17/2008

Stepping Out

by kittylefish

Five years after the war, rumors swirl about elusive war hero, Severus Snape, who has retired from the public eye. To set the rumors to rest, he agrees to appear at the gala celebrating victory in the Second Wizarding War, where he finds himself more popular than he expected.

53 Words,  Started 12/31/2010,  Completed 12/31/2010

Under the Mistletoe

by debjunk

Severus receives a gift of mistletoe. Who sent it, and who can make it disappear?

3,266 Words,  Started 12/11/2009,  Completed 12/11/2009

Advent Calendar

by TeddyRadiator

This challenge was suggested by of_anoesis at LiveJournal. Each day of Advent was represented by a snippet from a well-known Christmas carols or song.

8,027 Words,  Started 12/25/2012,  Completed 12/25/2012