Humor

More Christmas Cookies

by chivalric

Christmas is over, but some cookies are still on the table – who could resist eating them, especially when they are getting shoved right into one's face?

1,837 Words,  Started 01/03/2008,  Completed 01/03/2008

Reading Material

by Southern_Witch_69

Hermione's got a new book--one that speaks to the reader.

1,299 Words,  Started 04/05/2009,  Completed 04/05/2009

Great Bullshitters of Yesteryear

by scaranda

Week four of the Daily Prophet’s spectacular series of interviews: Great Bullshitters of Yesteryear, by Lee Jordan.

619 Words,  Started 09/30/2011,  Completed 09/30/2011

Dear Prince

by sunny33

Severus and Remus seek advice.

260 Words,  Started 06/27/2012,  Completed 06/27/2012

Let it Go

by potterbrat

Third annual Christmas Filk. A reminder of why we're obsessed with the Harry Potter Books.

258 Words,  Started 12/21/2009,  Completed 12/21/2009

Drunken Madness

by Miss

What comes out of your mouth during a drunken conversation?

7,255 Words,  Started 09/18/2006,  Updated 10/30/2006

For the Sober Drinkers

by Ladymage Samiko

Severus awakens after a night of celebration. (GS100 'hangover' challenge)

228 Words,  Started 01/25/2011,  Completed 01/25/2011

Returning A Favour

by ConstantComment

Severus Snape’s birthday had never been a particularly fantastic day. Leave it up to Granger to turn things around.
Warnings: Vaguely OOTP-compliant. Absolute schmoop. Hints of student-teacher romance and perhaps a ridiculous!Snape

2,471 Words,  Started 12/06/2010,  Completed 12/06/2010

Always Faithful

by Hanagasume

For Severus Snape, love seems like something too far out of his reach, but in this case, he was more wrong than he could have ever been - Hermione Granger has a a secret of her own...

5,959 Words,  Started 02/19/2009,  Completed 02/19/2009

Visions From My Inner Eye

by sunny33

Sibyll Trelawney's proposed memoirs contain some interesting claims.

535 Words,  Started 09/29/2011,  Completed 09/29/2011

Sweet Indulgence - Reprised

by DawnEB

Snape reassesses Miss Granger whilst he watches her indulge herself.

Originally written pre HBP.

1,555 Words,  Started 01/01/2006,  Completed 01/01/2006

A Home Away from Hogwarts

by Ladymage Samiko

For the grangersnape100 'Hogwarts, A History' challenge. Snape finds a creative use for an old book. Warning: unorthodox use of literature.

102 Words,  Started 10/06/2007,  Completed 10/06/2007

My Guilty Pleasure

by belle4life

Someone is enjoying their guilty pleasure and they are interrupted.

119 Words,  Started 02/05/2009,  Completed 02/05/2009

Who Is She To Talk?

by blue artemis

Finally, the REAL reason Severus's hair looks like it does.

872 Words,  Started 04/25/2010,  Completed 04/25/2010

Chocolate Sauce

by Southern_Witch_69

Draco's got a bottle of chocolate sauce, and Pansy knows just how she wants him to use it.

507 Words,  Started 03/15/2009,  Completed 03/15/2009

Compromising Positions

by lady_rhian

Hermione is teasing, Severus is frustrated, and what will happen when they get caught? A humorous response to the "seedy secondary character challenge" at the grangersnape100.

480 Words,  Started 07/30/2006,  Completed 07/30/2006

Microwaveable Dinner

by lyn_f

Lucius is left at Spinner's End with nothing more than a two-litre bottle of Coca Cola and a microwaveable dinner. Will he figure out how to heat it so he can eat?

883 Words,  Started 03/15/2009,  Completed 03/15/2009

New Creation

by SS Lupin

On June 17, 1998, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry had a seminar on sexual education for their sixth and seventh year students. Did the students learn anything worthwhile or get sick from the subject matter? The answer is within the story.

6,331 Words,  Started 07/18/2006,  Completed 07/18/2006

More Magical Mating

by a_bees_buzz

A teacher must maintain discipline in the classroom. Especially when the topic is as delicate as magical mating.

984 Words,  Started 07/19/2007,  Completed 07/19/2007

Christmas' Never Realized

by sevibaby

Severus is given glimpses of one possible future.

3,186 Words,  Started 11/30/2009,  Completed 11/30/2009

Secrets

by whimbley

Hermione has a secret and Severus is suspicious. Could she really be trying to poison him, or is there more to it than that?

3,939 Words,  Started 07/17/2007,  Completed 07/17/2007

Fancy Meeting You Here

by ancientgirl

The war is over and Snape is free to do what he wants. He decided to do a bit of traveling before starting his new career. Who should he run into but a certain frizzy haired Gryffindor.

3,704 Words,  Started 07/16/2007,  Completed 07/16/2007

Coffee is Easier to get Than Sleep

by Josie

Hermione is at the end of a 36-hour shift at St. Mungo’s when she discovers, in the waiting room, the answer to her problems.

446 Words,  Started 09/15/2011,  Completed 09/15/2011

How Argus Filch Got Wild, Got Laid, and Got His Magic

by dracontia

Sadly, the title is the best part of this story. Lavender Brown gets in a tight spot. Can she get out of it by making a deal with the devil? No? Okay, how about a deal with Filch? (I almost added 'angst' to the description on that account!) In the process, Argus Filch gets his magic and squicks the living snot out of you, the reader! Doesn't that sound fun?

5,023 Words,  Started 06/29/2006,  Completed 06/29/2006

I Told You So

by sunny33

Lucius Malfoy finds himself about to embark on a plane. It was his own fault for making silly bets.

1,297 Words,  Started 05/18/2009,  Completed 05/18/2009