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To the Winner Go the Spoils

by sunny33

Hermione learns more than she sought when she visits Severus Snape.

520 Words,  Started 06/14/2010,  Completed 06/14/2010

Microwaveable Dinner

by lyn_f

Lucius is left at Spinner's End with nothing more than a two-litre bottle of Coca Cola and a microwaveable dinner. Will he figure out how to heat it so he can eat?

883 Words,  Started 03/15/2009,  Completed 03/15/2009

Yes, Lucius, I Know How It Is Done

by morgaine_dulac

Lucius suspects that Severus does not know how to handle a woman. Severus begs to differ.

694 Words,  Started 05/31/2010,  Completed 05/31/2010

The Final Ingredient

by OpalJade

A spelling mistake brings Professors Granger and Snape together.

1,048 Words,  Started 07/07/2010,  Completed 07/07/2010

Wolf at the Door

by PlaidPooka

**Complete** Remus Lupin's solitary habits cause him no end of trouble when his change does not take place as expected. Who will be able to help him and how shall he ever get to the help he so desperately needs?

11,034 Words,  Started 07/30/2005,  Completed 07/30/2005

My Guilty Pleasure

by belle4life

Someone is enjoying their guilty pleasure and they are interrupted.

119 Words,  Started 02/05/2009,  Completed 02/05/2009

Snape’s Start of Term Speech

by morgaine_dulac

Snape's thoughts behind his start of term speech.

574 Words,  Started 08/13/2010,  Completed 08/13/2010

Blessed Be the Cheesemakers

by kittylefish

Severus is utterly engrossed in watching ... something.

51 Words,  Started 10/03/2008,  Completed 10/03/2008

Braggart

by Southern_Witch_69

Ron's got a big mouth. Uh-oh.

453 Words,  Started 05/03/2009,  Completed 05/03/2009

Bedchamber Chatter

by Southern_Witch_69

Lucius, Hermione, and Severus have a post-coital chat.

1,780 Words,  Started 06/29/2009,  Completed 06/29/2009

Black Roses Red

by severina

Harry loses control of Kreacher and the Ambulans Stereotypicus settles over 12 Grimmauld Place. Ominous Dark signs, indeed, but nothing Snape and Hermione can't solve with a little help from Moody and Polyxena, the vigilant couple who make their second appearance.

11,677 Words,  Started 08/18/2006,  Updated 07/23/2007

I Dream of Plagiarism

by Cat Feral

Fanfiction invades the dreams of the staff.

1,516 Words,  Started 06/25/2009,  Completed 06/25/2009

Reclining Nude

by Savva

All it took was his father's crazy caprice and his son's fate was sealed. From that day in the French museum, young Malfoy knew exactly how his future wife was supposed to look. A little etude for a gloomy day.

1,637 Words,  Started 01/20/2011,  Completed 01/20/2011

Spot of Bother

by luvsev

Luna finally gets tired of her shoes going missing.

345 Words,  Started 03/01/2009,  Completed 03/01/2009

Potential

by ubiquirk

Family obligations can be a pain in the arse, and they’ve landed an increasingly bitter and sarcastic Hermione an unrewarding job in the Muggle world. Just who can incite her to save herself? Why, someone even snarkier, that’s who.

6,207 Words,  Started 07/17/2007,  Completed 07/17/2007

Straight to the Point

by fishstickhater

Hermione Granger is trying to live her life after the war as peacefully as she can. One day, a surprise left at her place of employ changes all of that. AU, mild language.

3,990 Words,  Started 06/16/2009,  Updated 07/18/2009

Ladies Who Lunch

by Rose of the West

It was just idle conversation. Fleur/Hermione/Angelina.

49 Words,  Started 06/12/2012,  Completed 06/12/2012

Moaning Myrtle's Mambo Number 5 (sung to Lou Bega’s Mambo #5)

by dracontia

Summary: Moaning Myrtle. Mambo #5. Do I really have to go on? Good, clean, er, lewd fun!

688 Words,  Started 06/30/2007,  Completed 06/30/2007

I'm A Clever Girl sung to Barbie Girl by Aqua

by JustJeanette

It would seem I have a death wish. I've finally released "I'm A Clever Girl" for your consideration. I don't own Harry Potter or the song "Barbie Girl" by Aqua but I am a strange individual and this is the result.
Severus and Hermione sing together... ;)

416 Words,  Started 06/23/2007,  Completed 06/23/2007

Bottoms Up

by kalina_blue

Hermione and Draco have to serve detention with Snape, but they are not the only ones. Beware of the Hufflepuffs.

3,279 Words,  Started 11/17/2008,  Completed 11/17/2008

Avada Kedavra

by JustJeanette

Avada Kedavra Sung to Hakuna Matata.

Adding a warning... DO NOT read this whilst anywhere near liquids... I will not be held responsible for keyboard or monitor damage.... ;)

300 Words,  Started 06/17/2007,  Completed 06/17/2007

Sunday Activities

by BrenaMarie

Severus found a new hobby while on vacation. What happens when the Weasley twins find out?

1,228 Words,  Started 10/04/2009,  Completed 10/04/2009

Polyjuice Cravings

by Marti

A pregnant Severus wants something

2,051 Words,  Started 06/14/2007,  Completed 06/14/2007

Kwik Work On A Broken Heart

by beaweasley2

During the war of Voldemort’s first rising, Emmeline Vance suffered the losses of friends and family. Nevertheless, as they say, time heals all wounds. It can also bring happiness. And so it was for Emmeline that during the time between Voldemort's disappearance and his return, she found some romance during this brief period of peace.

5,623 Words,  Started 09/08/2008,  Completed 09/08/2008

His Galatea

by linlawless

When Hermione hears about a certain piece of artwork on display at Malfoy Manor, Ron has some explaining to do...

536 Words,  Started 06/03/2012,  Completed 06/03/2012