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Snape’s Start of Term Speech

morgaine_dulac

14 Reviews   |   14 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

Humor Drabble/100-Word Hogwarts Castle 574 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Severus Snape

Snape's thoughts behind his start of term speech.

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Chapter 1: Snape’s Start of Term Speech


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morgaine_dulac

Member Since 2008  |  52 Stories  |  Favorited by 122  |  948 Reviews Written  |  2,443 Review Responses

Born: in the glorious year of 1979, when Dio joined Black Sabbath and Peter Pettigrew started passing on information to the Dark Lord

Colours: black, green, silver

Passions: writing, cooking, baking, witchcraft

Obsessions: quite a few, chocolate for one (hi Lupin!), but mainly a certain Potions master and a blond DE.

When I am not writing alone, I co-write with my favourite Ravenclaw star_girl. Look for sevs_starsisters to find our stories.

Published writer since 2014. Original fiction is good fun, but I find myself returning to fan fiction every now and then 

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Reviews for Snape’s Start of Term Speech

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10/10

loreen77

Lol. Lovely interpretation of his speech. 

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Snape’s Start of Term Speech)

I love it how you make your way through my fics. Every now and then, I need a reminder of all the things I've written.

0/10

fleetzz

Very good, I laughed out loud. However I think you are too kind, what Snape really has blasting though that brilliant mind of his is much more scathing

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Snape’s Start of Term Speech)

Glad I could made you laugh :-)

0/10

fleetzz

Very good, I laughed out loud. However I think you are too kind, what Snape really has blasting though that brilliant mind of his is much more scathing.

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Snape’s Start of Term Speech)

I was in a good mood the day I wrote this. I am normally also more scathing.

0/10

kimjo2

yeah, baby!  great stuff!  smoochies

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Snape’s Start of Term Speech)

Haven't received smochies for ages. 

0/10

quaffswinegaily

I really feel for Snape, going through the same rigmarole every year. This insight into his thoughts made me laugh. Thanks

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Snape’s Start of Term Speech)

Glad I could produce some laughter :-)

0/10

gurlimargrethe

very funny, good on you

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Snape’s Start of Term Speech)

Hehe, I had a lot of fun writing it. Glad you liked it.

10/10

sunny33

ROFL. Can just see him thinking that. :)

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Snape’s Start of Term Speech)

Glad it made you laugh! I had fun writing it, too.

10/10

MuseAmusant

The actual speech might be all JKR's, but I think you captured perfectly what must be going through Snape's mind as he gave that speech, year after year. Not only priceless, but perfectly in character as well. Kudos!

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Snape’s Start of Term Speech)

As a fellow teacher, I think many of us have these thoughts at the beginning of term. I know I do. (No, I am not one of those who teachers out of the goodness of their heart. I am one of those evil beings who spoils kids' fun by making them learn. Okay, rant over.) Glad you liked it, and thank you for the shiny stars :)

10/10

fizzabella

This was brilliant!I chuckledd and then laughed out loud:)Brava!Fizzabella

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Snape’s Start of Term Speech)

I love making people laugh 

10/10

Marty21

Alway did wonder what he was thinking when he said that speech, now I don't have to anymore. This was fantastic and too darn funny. :)

Response from Marty21 (Reviewer)

Sorry if I reviewed twice, didn't mean too.

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Snape’s Start of Term Speech)

He might have been thinking something completely else, but I am sticking to this version ;-) Glad you liked it, and don't worry about double reviews. They look good in the stats. :-)

10/10

Marty21

LOL I always wondered what he would be thinking when he said that speech. Know I dont' have to wonder anymore lol Fantastic!

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Snape’s Start of Term Speech)

Finally, my word has become the law *giggle*

10/10

mick42

Come on Sev , cheer up they may not all be that bad,{ Duck and cover} 

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Snape’s Start of Term Speech)

They might be worse...

10/10

snitchette

Yes Please! Leave them all and come teach me the subtle art of potions (or whatever you want...) I promise to be the most attentive and serious student you've had so far (which can't be that difficult considering) *grin*

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Snape’s Start of Term Speech)

Bad fangirl! 

10/10

MrsAstoriaMalfoy

He would have my full attention!

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Snape’s Start of Term Speech)

I might get a tad distracted ...

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