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Saturday Night Drabbles To the Winner Go the Spoils
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To the Winner Go the Spoils

sunny33

14 Reviews   |   14 Ratings, 0 Likes, 5 Favorites )

Humor Drabble/100-Word Saturday Night Drabbles 520 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Hermione Granger Severus Snape

Hermione learns more than she sought when she visits Severus Snape.

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Member Since 2008  |  129 Stories  |  Favorited by 689  |  8,383 Reviews Written  |  8,235 Review Responses

Hello all,  I am a 53 year old from NZ.  Although SSHG is how I started and still my main pairing, I'll give pretty much any pairing a try, whether it be reading or writing.  Sev and Herms need a bit of variety at times. ;)

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Snarky Snape

LMAO!!!!!!!!! ommg snape and speedos holy crap thats hilarious!

Response from sunny33 (Author of To the Winner Go the Spoils)

Thanks! :D

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sempra

I love Hermione's audacity at getting a good final look at the prize before flouncing out. Anger should never get in the way of catching an eye full. :)Please say this will be a carrots saga all over again.

Response from sunny33 (Author of To the Winner Go the Spoils)

You and your carrots!  How about a nice turnip or two? :P

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kimjo2

oh yesssss.  smoochies

Response from sunny33 (Author of To the Winner Go the Spoils)

LOL. Thanks. :)

10/10

HBAR

How am I supposed to explain my gigglefit everytime I hear Smoke on the Water from here on out?  Thanks for the laugh!

Response from sunny33 (Author of To the Winner Go the Spoils)

With difficulty! ;) 

10/10

sevibaby

Naughty, Nuaghty.  I can't type I am laughing so much.  Good one.  Can I have Snape come over in a red speedo and nothing else?

Response from sunny33 (Author of To the Winner Go the Spoils)

Sure.  Have sent him over by Fedex.  Expect him to arrive tomorrow! :)

9/10

MsTree

*grin* I hope you don't plan to stop here. This just cries out for another chapter or three. Love the image, btw. ^_^

Response from sunny33 (Author of To the Winner Go the Spoils)

The image belongs to Pennfana.  We were discussing it in chat and decided to make it part of a drabble. :D

10/10

snitchette

That a wonderful explanation! Can I hope for more? (because we all know that Hermione is a bit stubborn so she'll come back). Oh and the picture is absolutely gorgeous.

Response from sunny33 (Author of To the Winner Go the Spoils)

Sorry.  That was just a quick Saturday Night Drabble.  I have bigger plans afoot! ;)

Response from snitchette (Reviewer)

" I have bigger plans afoot!" I'm thrilkled to learn that.

10/10

blue artemis

If he doesn't want people looking, he shouldn't show it off, right?  Hee. 

Response from sunny33 (Author of To the Winner Go the Spoils)

LOL. Well, he did think he was alone, but, yes. :)

10/10

mikimoto

I find it hysterical that you have him playing Smoke on the Water.  Do you see him as just a beginner guitar player or do you see him stuck in the music of his youth (as being the ONLY really good music)?I wonder if he is actually annoyed with her lack of desire to control her eyes ... or perhaps he is intrigued deep down.

Response from sunny33 (Author of To the Winner Go the Spoils)

 I see Smoke on the Water is something he has played for years.  He really gets into the grrove! :)

10/10

Sampdoria

Oh yes. Hermione should not let Severus have the final say here. I do admire her ability to walk out the door though, drooling all over him would have been more like my option I am afraid. But, a determinded Hermione works like a niffler looking for gold so Severus better run and hide (and what a shame that would have been) if I doesnt want to be caught by a certain Know-it-all:-))

Response from sunny33 (Author of To the Winner Go the Spoils)

Be afraid, Snape... Be very afraid! ;)

10/10

Pennfana

That was every bit as funny as I'd hoped it would be.

Response from sunny33 (Author of To the Winner Go the Spoils)

Thanks, Penn. Your pic was the star of the piece! :)

10/10

Jinxie

Can't see the picture, but enjoyed the funny story none-the-less.  You could easily expand on this story if you wanted.

Response from sunny33 (Author of To the Winner Go the Spoils)

Hmm, not sure why the image didn't appear. I'm not up with these things! Glad you liked the story anyway. :)

Response from Jinxie (Reviewer)

LOL, the picture's working now.  It's possible Photobucket was down when I tried to view it.

0/10

quaffswinegaily

I can imagine Snape and the guitar, but I find the red speedos hard to visualise. He'd be better without the budgie smugglers methinks.

Response from sunny33 (Author of To the Winner Go the Spoils)

Ah, but Pennfana's Sim Snape had Speedos, so Sev had to comply! ;)

10/10

maria

LMAO!!!  omg, you had me at 'Smoke On The Water' - LOVE this drabble! VBG!

Response from sunny33 (Author of To the Winner Go the Spoils)

Thank you! :)

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