Moaning Myrtle's Mambo Number 5 (sung to Lou Bega’s Mambo #5)
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Summary: Moaning Myrtle. Mambo #5. Do I really have to go on? Good, clean, er, lewd fun!
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Mostly Harmless! Though I have to admit, I'm even stranger than I appear. ;-) There's a pile of unbeta'd stuff on my LJ (dracfic) if you're interested in Raw, Untamed, fanfic.
Believe it or not, "How Argus Filch Got Wild, Got Laid, and Got His Magic" has been rec'ed by Know It Alls! It's true! They gave me this pretty lil' ribbon and everything! And in March 2007, they saw fit to likewise reccommend (as an antidote to angst) the story that started it all, 'Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey'--just in time for the first anniversary of that story's posting! *hugs Harm*
(I also have to admit that 'mostly harmless' may not be the most apt description of a member of the Mad Chatters...)
Reviews for Moaning Myrtle's Mambo Number 5 (sung to Lou Bega’s Mambo #5)
I just love the way your mind works.
Response from dracontia (Author of Moaning Myrtle's Mambo Number 5 (sung to Lou Bega’s Mambo #5))
My mind works? 
*scritch* Thanks for that insight!
Response from dracontia (Author of Moaning Myrtle's Mambo Number 5 (sung to Lou Bega’s Mambo #5))
My mind works? *scritch* Thanks for that insight!
a little bit of dracontia writing stuff,
a little bit of Jarvey swearing fluff,
a little bit of filking in the sun,
a little bit of humour, lots of fun!
Response from dracontia (Author of Moaning Myrtle's Mambo Number 5 (sung to Lou Bega’s Mambo #5))
LOL! You need to write a filk. We need someone besides JJ & me in that category. :D
LOL!!!... hahahaha that was awesome... and the song is so Myrtle... =P
Response from dracontia (Author of Moaning Myrtle's Mambo Number 5 (sung to Lou Bega’s Mambo #5))
*beams* Thank you! (gotta figure if ANYONE knows about guy watching... it's our favorite pervy and pervasive ghost! :D )
Loved the line with Percy. Great filk!
Response from dracontia (Author of Moaning Myrtle's Mambo Number 5 (sung to Lou Bega’s Mambo #5))
Thank you! (Wouldn't it be fun to gossip with Myrtle? I think folks are missing the boat, not cultivating her prying and spying potential!)
The filking was good, but I blame you for sticking Mambo #5 in my head! How I'm supposed to go to sleep with that song going on and on around my head. (Yeah, I know it quite well as it was the song used in one of my favorite TV shows. *growls*)
Response from dracontia (Author of Moaning Myrtle's Mambo Number 5 (sung to Lou Bega’s Mambo #5))
Yay! You're back! *hugs**sheepish* Well, as long as we both have the same song stuck in our heads, shall we dance?
(I know, they're not dancing, but it's... kinda close)
Response from Maddy Riddle (Reviewer)
Yay!
*grabs the lovely author and starts dancing with her pirueting around the room*
Hope I don't step on your foot too much... "kinda close to dancing" is the only I can do.
Response from dracontia (Author of Moaning Myrtle's Mambo Number 5 (sung to Lou Bega’s Mambo #5))
LOL Well, I would pretend that I knew how to dance well enough to lead, but there are about a hundred people from the masquerade ball at Phoenix Rising who can testify to the contrary! *sighs wistfully at failing to live up to fanfic!Draco's reputation as a good dancer**bows over lovely partner's wrist* Thank you for the dance, Milady! (My dancing skills may be sub par, but never let it be said that my manners are!)
LOL
Here I am dancing with the music. I went to YouTube and I was reading along with the song, imagining Myrtle’s voice, bathroom noises... just delightful! Great work! If you want to try the music here is the link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsjevQ7ZtCcResponse from dracontia (Author of Moaning Myrtle's Mambo Number 5 (sung to Lou Bega’s Mambo #5))
Thank you for the review, and for the link!(Now, if only the YouTube video had our Hogwarts guys, dressed in an inadequate selection of soapsuds, instead of the dancing girls... 
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I love what goes on in your demented mind, Professor.This was a brilliant filk!<I>Yeah, someone’s gonna get it in the last book—Might as well do me some good!</I>Hahaha.... with the body count awaiting us, maybe there's a new genre to think of in HP fanfic: ghost!fic?
Response from dracontia (Author of Moaning Myrtle's Mambo Number 5 (sung to Lou Bega’s Mambo #5))
Just call me Professor Demented. 
Thank you, my dear partner-in-crime! And um, I hope that song doesn't get stuck too severely in your head... *watches the Ghostfic suggestion tremble like a plot bunny egg about to hatch--or a plot bunny bomb about to detonate...*
*Falls over laughing* That is definitely a very original filk!!!
Response from dracontia (Author of Moaning Myrtle's Mambo Number 5 (sung to Lou Bega’s Mambo #5))
Thank you! Glad you enjoyed it. *still bopping around a bit to the music*
BWHAAAAAAAAA. Brilliant.
Response from dracontia (Author of Moaning Myrtle's Mambo Number 5 (sung to Lou Bega’s Mambo #5))
Response from dracontia (Author of Moaning Myrtle's Mambo Number 5 (sung to Lou Bega’s Mambo #5))
You can claim not to be a 'professional' filker until the crack of doom, but you're still the authority on filk in this neck of the internet. (Does the internet have appendages?) So your laugh means something! Thank you!
haha this is crack-up- your choruses really make it for me ;)
Response from dracontia (Author of Moaning Myrtle's Mambo Number 5 (sung to Lou Bega’s Mambo #5))
Thank you! (And speaking of the choruses, with the current state of canon, I'd say that Myrtle now officially actually has a shot at Fred. You go, girl!) :-D
This filk made me laugh! It also gave me a few images I could have done without! :D
Response from dracontia (Author of Moaning Myrtle's Mambo Number 5 (sung to Lou Bega’s Mambo #5))
LOL Lemme guess... Percy? *wink* Thank you for reviewing--I'm glad you enjoyed it!!
I love it. It's great, funny, lovely...did I say great? :)
Response from dracontia (Author of Moaning Myrtle's Mambo Number 5 (sung to Lou Bega’s Mambo #5))
Thank you! And, on behalf of Myrtle, I'd like to say that I think you're praise has managed to do something that all that peeping failed to--make her blush!
"A little bit of Percy (the prat is hung)"oh gosh eeeepwhat a waste I prefer hippogriff!Severus myself Yummycheers MoepiAKA Michèle
Response from dracontia (Author of Moaning Myrtle's Mambo Number 5 (sung to Lou Bega’s Mambo #5))
I reckon the attitude came from somewhere 
Glad you enjoyed it! Thanks for the review!