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You Win: A Very Happy Christmas, Indeed

by Pearle

Project: Friend Snape seems to have turned into something far greater-Project: Shag Snape.

Note: A continuation of You Win, though can be read as a stand alone.

5,117 Words,  Started 12/16/2006,  Completed 12/16/2006

Once Upon a Window Pane

by dracontia

Al wants Lily’s opinion, the Shrieking Shack wants a little cheer, Scorpius wants someone—anyone—to come to his rescue, and Professor Longbottom wants a potion for the headache. A certain ghost didn’t realize he wanted anything—until he got it.

3,360 Words,  Started 03/22/2008,  Completed 03/22/2008

A Bedtime Story

by Kailin

A short sequel to "Like Father, Like Daughter", which was a sequel to "Snape, A History"

1,484 Words,  Started 05/17/2008,  Completed 05/17/2008

Batman and Catwoman

by astopperindeath

Severus muses on his life while sitting at a Weasley family Halloween party. Sarcasm and irony abound.

640 Words,  Started 10/25/2009,  Completed 10/25/2009

Taking the Girls Shopping

by beaweasley2

Why the heck did Severus ever agree to go in the first place? Hermione knows.

422 Words,  Started 02/14/2009,  Completed 02/14/2009

A Likely Story

by pokeystar

Severus and Hermione work on a potion for the Order and end up in Dumbledore’s office. Uh-oh.

1,589 Words,  Started 02/10/2010,  Completed 02/10/2010

Dance with Me

by linlawless

Hermione ruins Severus’s plan to “enjoy” Minerva’s birthday party. But perhaps he won’t mind so much... Inspired by a prompt from the lovely and talented Subversa.

993 Words,  Started 05/18/2013,  Completed 05/18/2013

Signed, Sealed, and Delivered

by christev

Five years after Voldemort's demise, two very much changed battle veterans are reacquainted.

2,240 Words,  Started 04/30/2009,  Completed 04/30/2009

Slap!

by chivalric

Punishment for Draco…

2,226 Words,  Started 07/21/2009,  Completed 07/21/2009

Spam

by Stefdarlin

Draco makes a technological discovery while snooping in Hermione's room.

461 Words,  Started 02/22/2009,  Completed 02/22/2009

Obliging Minerva

by MMADfan

The Headmaster's been very busy lately. His Transfiguration teacher needs some time with him. One-shot.

Not DH-compliant. Set in late October 1957.

3,438 Words,  Started 10/29/2007,  Completed 10/29/2007

The Unexpected Culprit

by linlawless

A potion has unusual effects on the drinker.

366 Words,  Started 03/24/2013,  Completed 03/24/2013

The Missing Ingredient

by magalena

Due to a potions mishap, Severus is stuck on Hermione, literally. Originally written as a series of drabbles for the granger/snape100 challenge 'stuck on you'. SS/HG

1,164 Words,  Started 04/18/2009,  Completed 04/18/2009

Met and Beset

by amsev

Mature audiences only, please. A while back, I challenged myself to write some smut with some sort of lemon in each chapter. This story is based loosely on the MLC and will eventually be a foursome of SS/HG/RH/LM. You have been warned...

8,435 Words,  Started 09/22/2007,  Updated 12/06/2007

Measuring Up

by dracontia

A conversation between Severus and Hermione about just what, exactly, he's been looking at on their computer. Not sure if this has been done before, but it might be passable for blowing off steam between longer stories!

401 Words,  Started 08/06/2006,  Completed 08/06/2006

The Dynamic Duo

by reets67

Severus and Hermione are invited to Harry and Draco's New Year's Eve Party...but they have to get dressed first.

714 Words,  Started 04/11/2009,  Completed 04/11/2009

Milady Headmistress

by Ladymage Samiko

Hermione uses some time-proven methods to gain and hold the seat of ultimate power: Headmistress of Hogwarts. For the GS100 'Hermione as Headmistress challenge'.

212 Words,  Started 07/05/2008,  Completed 07/06/2008

Am I Normal?

by severina

A team-taught Sexual Education Seminar is foisted upon Hogwarts during GoF. Sadly, the teams of teachers aren't the best matches...

4,084 Words,  Started 07/21/2006,  Completed 08/12/2006

Beasts With Two Backs and Where to Find Them - i.e. In the Potions Master's Bedroom

by laurielove

Hermione and Severus explore the meaning of Hermione's fruity vocabulary. A sequel to 'Loose Lips, Slurred Slips'.

2,418 Words,  Started 01/10/2012,  Completed 01/10/2012

Heartburn Hotel

by Elisabeth

On the road, Hermione and Severus have a literary encounter of a frustrating kind. A post-Deathly Hallows fic, so please don't read if you hate spoilers.

929 Words,  Started 07/23/2007,  Completed 07/23/2007

The Four-House Tournament

by The Snapettes

Four unsuccessful Triwizard entrants arrange their own tournament. The prize: Snape.

56,433 Words,  Started 07/02/2011,  Completed 08/10/2011

Nightmare

by chivalric

Drabble – Now what could be the worst thing Severus Snape might dream about?

307 Words,  Started 04/01/2008,  Completed 04/01/2008

All Hallows' Reckoning

by Proulxes

Something else from me for Halloween. It's 25 years since Godric's Hollow. Please find herein a bucket load of snarky rows, angst, swearing, and a pissed bonobo. Warning: the end of this is full of angry smut. Toxic lemons. Furious citrus. You get the idea….

7,901 Words,  Started 11/11/2012,  Completed 11/11/2012

I've Always Thought You Were Stupid

by cabepfir

A companion piece to A Summer in York from Snape's point of view. Warnings: quotes, references to religion, barbarisms.

6,563 Words,  Started 08/06/2011,  Completed 08/06/2011

Pride & Prejudice at Hogwarts

by Saz and Soph

The Ministry has assigned Hogwarts a challenge, a Muggle Film Making challenge. What will the film be, and what will happen when two people who love to hate each other, begin to hate to love each other? Please Review.

3,732 Words,  Started 06/23/2006,  Updated 06/23/2006