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Saturday Night Drabbles Batman and Catwoman
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Batman and Catwoman

1: Batman and Catwoman

Batman and Catwoman

astopperindeath

18 Reviews   |   18 Ratings, 0 Likes, 5 Favorites )

Humor Drabble/100-Word post-HBP/HBP compliant Saturday Night Drabbles 640 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Severus muses on his life while sitting at a Weasley family Halloween party. Sarcasm and irony abound.

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Chapter 1: Batman and Catwoman


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astopperindeath

Member Since 2009  |  29 Stories  |  Favorited by 80  |  132 Reviews Written  |  919 Review Responses

Twentysomething lover of Harry Potter fic. I have served as a beta (btw, i am P.I. accredited) for many authors, and welcome the opportunity to do more. I also serve as co-moderator of the LJ community ptterpr0nprmpts along with the fantabulous tonksinger.

I've been around the fandom for a long time... probably since 2003. I've spent most of it lurking, but published some stories under an old pseudonym. Upon entering the fandom, I immediately became a fan of the Snape/Granger pairing. I prefer Hermione to be a bit older, but have been known to deviate from that preference. Other ships that I prefer include Draco/Ginny, Draco/Harry, Snape/Lupin, and Snape/McGonagall. I am open to most ships and recommendations, as ultimately it is this universe that I love.

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Reviews for Batman and Catwoman

Displaying all 18 Review
0/10

nagandsev

Really wonderful, biting humour! ' '...Only slightly less funny than if he dressed up as an incredibly large, poisonous snake.' - laughed outloud & still grinning broadly. Love Severus' observations. A Catwoman for Sev/Batman - purrfect! Absolutely! Thank you!

Response from astopperindeath (Author of Batman and Catwoman)

glad you enjoyed it :)

8/10

MakalaniAstral

that was good.  the costume and reasoning are totally snape!

Response from astopperindeath (Author of Batman and Catwoman)

thank you! and thanks for the review!

0/10

kimjo2

it is funny!  poor sevie-kins...but he had his reward.  thanks muchly and smoochies

Response from astopperindeath (Author of Batman and Catwoman)

aww, thanks :)

0/10

WriterMerrin

LOL.  That cliche never gets old, and neither does the smouldering look passing between them on the way to the kiss.  Meow!

Response from astopperindeath (Author of Batman and Catwoman)

someone else asked me who robin was.  a sick part of me wants to do a follow-up :-P.  thanks for the review, hon! :)

10/10

snitchette

Snape talking to himself was hilarious. Spying skills indeed. *giggles*

Response from astopperindeath (Author of Batman and Catwoman)

glad you enjoyed it :). thanks for the review :)

10/10

sevibaby

Come on.  You could have at least put in the suit with the nipples.  Just kidding.  Kuddo's

Response from astopperindeath (Author of Batman and Catwoman)

lmfao, nice.  and thanks :)

0/10

sunny33

LOL Who was Robin? :)

Response from astopperindeath (Author of Batman and Catwoman)

hehe, now that depends on who we want to see in tights.  thanks for the review :)

0/10

Clairvoyant

Great job.  Nobody broods and whines like Snape.  And he can't help himself, eavesdropping (he would call it spying) on conversations. Then sweet justice at the end:  the sexiest woman in the room finds him desirable above all others.

Response from astopperindeath (Author of Batman and Catwoman)

that's what i was going for ;).  thank you so much!

Response from astopperindeath (Author of Batman and Catwoman)

and i doubt snape would say he whines.  he just speaks the truth ;)

0/10

snapify52

Random... yet funny! ... Although Sexy Slinking Hermione and Severus the Instant Kisser kind of piss off certain of my feminist sensibilities.Thanks for writing.

Response from astopperindeath (Author of Batman and Catwoman)

sorry to offend you in any way.  i didn't mean to bring up any feminist agendas.  thanks for the review.

10/10

luvsev

Batman and Catwoman... how cute!

Response from astopperindeath (Author of Batman and Catwoman)

aww thanks :)

10/10

June W

This is wonderful!  My favorite lines: The fact that he’s dressed as a bat is funny. And... After this much Firewhisky, he’ll damn well allow himself any liberty he chooses.Hermione as Catwoman to his Batman — perfect.  Thank you for the ficlet!

Response from astopperindeath (Author of Batman and Catwoman)

lol thanks.  this honestly was just meant to be fluffy and fun, so i'm glad you enjoyed it as such :)

10/10

peppermint

I love it! 

Response from peppermint (Reviewer)

Durr. I did mean to say that I loved the second person perspective.

Response from astopperindeath (Author of Batman and Catwoman)

lol thanks.  second person can be fun :)

10/10

debjunk

Loved his inner dialogue!  Thanks for a great answer to the prompt!

Response from astopperindeath (Author of Batman and Catwoman)

hehe thanks.  i hope it was something similar to what you wanted.  i know i kinda went a little into left field :-P

Response from debjunk (Reviewer)

No, I thought it was perfect!  I was looking for funny, and this certainly was.

10/10

BrenaMarie

Wow.  Your vocabulary blows me away.  I mean I'm not simpleton, but holy crap woman.  I loved it!  Seriously, it was really good, and so very Snape!  Much Love ~ Brena

Response from astopperindeath (Author of Batman and Catwoman)

thanks honey!

10/10

beaweasley2

Oh reading Severus' thoghts on the evening was hilarious! Especially the bits about his cosutme having irony!  Very well done.

Response from astopperindeath (Author of Batman and Catwoman)

thanks doll :)

0/10

gersknightlady

cute, nice Halloween story :)

Response from astopperindeath (Author of Batman and Catwoman)

thanks :)

0/10

Keppiehed

This was so cute and clever. I just love a snarky Snape. Well done, I commend you. Very enjoyable story!

Response from astopperindeath (Author of Batman and Catwoman)

thank you, my dear :)

0/10

Ljpjcg

I'm being ironic! This is funny dammit!  Oh my goodness, Snape being petulant, sitting in a corner is too cute!

Response from astopperindeath (Author of Batman and Catwoman)

glad you enjoyed it!

Response from astopperindeath (Author of Batman and Catwoman)

glad you enjoyed it!

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