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Stories Authors astopperindeath
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astopperindeath

Member Since 2009  |  29 Stories  |  Favorited by 80  |  132 Reviews Written  |  919 Review Responses

Twentysomething lover of Harry Potter fic. I have served as a beta (btw, i am P.I. accredited) for many authors, and welcome the opportunity to do more. I also serve as co-moderator of the LJ community ptterpr0nprmpts along with the fantabulous tonksinger.

I've been around the fandom for a long time... probably since 2003. I've spent most of it lurking, but published some stories under an old pseudonym. Upon entering the fandom, I immediately became a fan of the Snape/Granger pairing. I prefer Hermione to be a bit older, but have been known to deviate from that preference. Other ships that I prefer include Draco/Ginny, Draco/Harry, Snape/Lupin, and Snape/McGonagall. I am open to most ships and recommendations, as ultimately it is this universe that I love.

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Humor Mystery/Suspense Drama Romance post-HBP/HBP compliant post-DH/DH compliant Potions Under Duress 67,542 Words 17 Chapters Complete

Yet Everything Stays the Same

by astopperindeath

216 Ratings, 0 Likes, 8 Favorites )

In spring 1980, Severus Snape hears a portion of a prophecy that will change the course of wizarding and Muggle history. The Dark Lord must choose a boy, but which? Snape is sent to discover the boy’s identity, but the answers he seeks are not to be found in his world. Rated M for violence and eventual sexual situations. SS/HG.

67,542 Words,  Started 05/28/2012,  Completed 09/18/2012

Humor Drama Romance post-HBP/HBP compliant Potions Under Duress 20,152 Words 10 Chapters Complete

Overcoming Parentage

by astopperindeath

114 Ratings, 0 Likes, 7 Favorites )

Post-War, EWE. After the War is over, the Ministry decides to place the children of Death Eaters into rehabilitation. Draco Malfoy, living with Severus Snape, is forced into therapy with a former classmate. Eventual SS/HG.

20,152 Words,  Started 08/14/2010,  Completed 01/19/2011

Humor Drabble/100-Word Epilogue What Epilogue? GrangerSnape100 3,905 Words 3 Chapters Complete

Predictive Text

by astopperindeath

37 Ratings, 0 Likes, 13 Favorites )

Severus gets more than he expected after a mistake texting. A set of drabbles written for the GrangerSnape100 "Spelling Mistake Challenge."

3,905 Words,  Started 11/19/2009,  Completed 07/04/2011

Humor Drabble/100-Word post-HBP/HBP compliant Saturday Night Drabbles 640 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Batman and Catwoman

by astopperindeath

18 Ratings, 0 Likes, 5 Favorites )

Severus muses on his life while sitting at a Weasley family Halloween party. Sarcasm and irony abound.

640 Words,  Started 10/25/2009,  Completed 10/25/2009

Drama Romance Epilogue What Epilogue? Potions Under Duress 1,435 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Unnamed

by astopperindeath

18 Ratings, 0 Likes, 12 Favorites )

There's something about a Ministry dinner that makes Snape almost tell Hermione how he feels. That doesn't keep him from sleeping with her in the interim. A stream-of-conscious one-shot from Snape's POV. With, of course, the requisite lemons. AU/EWE.Voyeurism is portrait-voyerism and solely meant for a chuckle.

1,435 Words,  Started 09/28/2009,  Completed 09/28/2009

Humor Parody Drabble/100-Word Alternate Universe Epilogue What Epilogue? Saturday Night Drabbles 743 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Fluffy Bunnies

by astopperindeath

16 Ratings, 0 Likes, 4 Favorites )

A specially fabricated potion leads to the disappearance of George Weasley and the unraveling of Severus Snape.

743 Words,  Started 01/03/2010,  Completed 01/03/2010

General Snapshot Drabble/100-Word Epilogue What Epilogue? Saturday Night Drabbles 458 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Ogling

by astopperindeath

15 Ratings, 0 Likes, 6 Favorites )

Severus is guilty of sarcasm and eyeing Hermione's assets.

458 Words,  Started 11/22/2009,  Completed 11/22/2009

Drama Angst Romance post-HBP/HBP compliant Epilogue What Epilogue? SSHG_Exchange 3,380 Words 1 Chapter Complete

A Smudge Of Red

by astopperindeath

14 Ratings, 0 Likes, 3 Favorites )

"She has a smear of red ink on her nose, and he watches it flicker in the firelight. It mocks him, begs him to touch her, to remove it."

3,380 Words,  Started 09/01/2010,  Completed 09/01/2010

Humor General Alternate Universe post-HBP/HBP compliant Potions Under Duress 558 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Small Boxes

by astopperindeath

14 Ratings, 0 Likes, 15 Favorites )

Hermione struggles to find Severus the perfect birthday present.

558 Words,  Started 01/24/2010,  Completed 01/24/2010

Humor Drama Smut General Drabble/100-Word Slash Alternate Universe Epilogue post-HBP/HBP compliant What Epilogue? Saturday Night Drabbles 822 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Back

by astopperindeath

13 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )

Sirius is sent back to England from beyond the Veil, twelve years later. What he sees upon arrival makes him consider falling back through the Veil. AU after HBP.

822 Words,  Started 11/15/2009,  Completed 11/15/2009

Humor Drabble/100-Word Saturday Night Drabbles 407 Words 1 Chapter Complete

It's Good To Be The Prince

by astopperindeath

13 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )

Dumbledore's obsession with Pong has gone too far...

407 Words,  Started 11/15/2009,  Completed 11/15/2009

Drabble/100-Word Saturday Night Drabbles 574 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Another Justified Death

by astopperindeath

12 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

On his way to place the Sword of Gryffindor in the Forest of Dean, Snape is required yet again to murder in the name of the greater good.

574 Words,  Started 10/11/2009,  Completed 10/11/2009

Humor Smut General Drabble/100-Word Slash Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes 398 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Inter-House Cooperation

by astopperindeath

12 Ratings, 0 Likes, 4 Favorites )

Snape and McGonagall go over the points they have deducted in one week.

398 Words,  Started 01/14/2010,  Completed 01/14/2010

Romance Drabble/100-Word GrangerSnape100 1,020 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Soot and Smudges

by astopperindeath

11 Ratings, 0 Likes, 6 Favorites )

It takes a smudge of Floo powder for him to really see her…

1,020 Words,  Started 11/12/2009,  Completed 11/12/2009

General Drabble/100-Word Saturday Night Drabbles 1,050 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Argilah and Smoke Rings

by astopperindeath

11 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

Severus rests after a long day of teaching with bare feet and smoke rings.

1,050 Words,  Started 11/08/2009,  Completed 11/08/2009

Humor Drabble/100-Word Epilogue post-HBP/HBP compliant What Epilogue? Saturday Night Drabbles 708 Words 1 Chapter Complete

That's What She Said

by astopperindeath

11 Ratings, 0 Likes, 3 Favorites )

Dumbledore's portrait becomes addicted to Steve Carell. Hilarity ensues.

708 Words,  Started 12/06/2009,  Completed 12/06/2009

Humor post-HBP/HBP compliant Azkaban Prison 2,834 Words 1 Chapter Complete

The Ghost of Christmas Passed Away

by astopperindeath

11 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )

Voldemort gets a surprise visit from the Ghost of Things Yet To Come. A dark comedy. Written in honor of hbar. Character death is in future memory form.

2,834 Words,  Started 12/31/2010,  Completed 12/31/2010

Romance General Drabble/100-Word Epilogue post-HBP/HBP compliant What Epilogue? GrangerSnape100 779 Words 1 Chapter Complete

The Mistletoe Charm

by astopperindeath

10 Ratings, 0 Likes, 7 Favorites )

A charm on a loveseat in Grimmauld Place makes Snape and Hermione reevaluate their relationship. Set several years after DH. EWE.

779 Words,  Started 11/01/2009,  Completed 11/01/2009

Drama Angst Drabble/100-Word Hogwarts Castle 940 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Christmas Isn't Always Merry

by astopperindeath

10 Ratings, 0 Likes, 5 Favorites )

A glimpse into Severus Snape's Fourth Christmas. A companion piece to "Hiding the Truth."

940 Words,  Started 01/03/2010,  Completed 01/03/2010

Romance General Drabble/100-Word Saturday Night Drabbles 1,089 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Aurora Borealis

by astopperindeath

10 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )

Snape shares a glass of wine with Sinistra on the Astronomy tower.

1,089 Words,  Started 02/14/2010,  Completed 02/14/2010

Humor Drabble/100-Word GrangerSnape100 1,135 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Circus Caper

by astopperindeath

9 Ratings, 0 Likes, 4 Favorites )

A series of nightmares leaves Hermione wishing for a more ridiculous solution.

1,135 Words,  Started 11/11/2009,  Completed 11/11/2009

Humor General Drabble/100-Word Saturday Night Drabbles 235 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Why, oh why...

by astopperindeath

9 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

Nothing can go well when Albus dresses Severus for a trip to Muggle London. This takes place sometime during 5th-6th year for the Golden Trio.

235 Words,  Started 04/04/2010,  Completed 04/04/2010

General Snapshot Drabble/100-Word Saturday Night Drabbles 377 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Violets and Turnips

by astopperindeath

9 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

A pressed flower in a Potions textbook sends Luna Lovegood down memory lane.

377 Words,  Started 10/18/2009,  Completed 10/18/2009

Humor General Drabble/100-Word Saturday Night Drabbles 591 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Not Quite Birthday Cake

by astopperindeath

8 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

George and Fred pull their first prank--on their ickle brother, Ron.

591 Words,  Started 01/24/2010,  Completed 01/24/2010

Drama General Drabble/100-Word Saturday Night Drabbles 821 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Codewords

by astopperindeath

8 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )

Is Albus Dumbledore dotty? Or do his words have a hidden meaning?

821 Words,  Started 12/20/2009,  Completed 12/20/2009

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