Predictive Text
astopperindeath37 Reviews | 37 Ratings, 0 Likes, 13 Favorites )
Severus gets more than he expected after a mistake texting. A set of drabbles written for the GrangerSnape100 "Spelling Mistake Challenge."
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astopperindeath
Member Since 2009 | 29 Stories | Favorited by 80 | 132 Reviews Written | 919 Review Responses
Twentysomething lover of Harry Potter fic. I have served as a beta (btw, i am P.I. accredited) for many authors, and welcome the opportunity to do more. I also serve as co-moderator of the LJ community ptterpr0nprmpts along with the fantabulous tonksinger.
I've been around the fandom for a long time... probably since 2003. I've spent most of it lurking, but published some stories under an old pseudonym. Upon entering the fandom, I immediately became a fan of the Snape/Granger pairing. I prefer Hermione to be a bit older, but have been known to deviate from that preference. Other ships that I prefer include Draco/Ginny, Draco/Harry, Snape/Lupin, and Snape/McGonagall. I am open to most ships and recommendations, as ultimately it is this universe that I love.
Reviews for Predictive Text
Haha! I still like the "duck" typo better though! ;)
Response from astopperindeath (Author of Predictive Text)
I do too. Thanks for the review!
Response from astopperindeath (Author of Predictive Text)
I do too. Thanks for the review!
LOL. Nice ending(?) to the series. Thanks for sharing!
Response from astopperindeath (Author of Predictive Text)
thanks! it's the intended end, but then again, chapter two was also the intended end, so g-d knows what could happen!
I love that it is text only on their anniversary. I mean, Lucius is probably right, and they aren't dripping with romance, but it is sort of a sweet nod to their beginnings.I loved her, “Are you OK?” response. Poor guy really needs some lessons from Lucius ... or not.But it all ends well with sex in the woods. Safe sex even, now that they know all the little things ...That book is a crack up. Was it serious, or supposed to be funny? I ask that as if you sat down and read it. You did, didn't you? :)
Response from astopperindeath (Author of Predictive Text)
hbar!!! yay :). i love your reviews. they're made of win.the book is serious but written in a very funny/anecdotal kind of way.not that i've read it ;)
A worthy sequel.And I wish I could leave a worthy review. - I can't.I'd either end up quoting all across the text or leaving something that's more of an essay than a review.But let me say this: This made me laugh out loud.You took all the loose strings and tied them together, answered all my imaginable questions - and still left it just as open ended as part one!Kudos to you for that.
Response from astopperindeath (Author of Predictive Text)
aww, thanks. i'm glad you enjoyed it so much :)
Didn't I read that somewhere else?I feel like I left a review for that before.However:What a hilarious joke in general!And for this pairing in particular.Is it possible to keep a Snape with a mobile in canon - in humor no less? I would have said no, but you disabused me from that thought.From the bitchy remarks in the first paragraph to the opportunist in the last one: Very consistent (whilst nonchalantly adding lovely details like the glasses.).Well done.I still have stitches from that infernal mess that once was the brain of the Golden Trio! Bahahaha. She didn't even consider something else?! Must be frustrated. Or secretly in love. Or just stressed with holiday's madness. And now?What's worse: When he realizes what happened or when she does?*very excited to read on*
Response from astopperindeath (Author of Predictive Text)
chapter one has been posted everywhere for a while, including here. just wrote chapter two. glad you liked it so much!and given this is a post-DH EWE world, and snape is a half-blood, i see no reason why he couldn't have a mobile in muggle london :) probably wouldn't power on *in* hogwarts but shhhh ;).i think secretly in lust ;)
*wide grin* Thank you so much for that marvelous sequel. As I'm not fluent in german, could you tell me what "verklempt" means (unless it's not german, but I still don't know the word)
Response from astopperindeath (Author of Predictive Text)
verklempt is yiddish actually. means choked up/tearing up :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqPiJ0L7YmY
lol,
Response from astopperindeath (Author of Predictive Text)
thanks, maggie! i really don't know how to take your comma, though, lol.
Anonymous
LOL! Another great chapter :)
Author's Response: thank you!
ROFL. I think they are getting worse at communicating! :)
Response from astopperindeath (Author of Predictive Text)
:). i think by the end they're getting better at least!
I like how neither of them questioned what was going on until after the fact. Very funny. You know... it wouldn't hurt for all of the wizarding world to embrace muggle technology and get themselves a cell. Then you can make this an entire series. Some version of this mishap seems to have happened to all of us in RL. Why not include the rest of the Potterverse? Oh, but don't let me bully you into writing another great episode. It's just a really, really, really really really good thought ;)
Response from astopperindeath (Author of Predictive Text)
i can't write another chapter w/o ideas, so consider me un-bullied :).thanks for leaving such a great review!
Nicely done and they both got what they really wanted!
Response from astopperindeath (Author of Predictive Text)
thanks, jinxie! :)
I thought the first chapter was funny but I think you out did your self with this chapter.
Response from astopperindeath (Author of Predictive Text)
awww, thanks! i thought the first chapter was better and was all nervous about this one, so thank you so much! :)
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< I really like this! too cute.
Response from astopperindeath (Author of Predictive Text)
thanks!
Who knew an innocent text could lead to such...holiday fun XD
Response from astopperindeath (Author of Predictive Text)
LOL. thanks for the review!
This is just brilliant, haha.
Response from astopperindeath (Author of Predictive Text)
thank you!! :)
great stuff! i'd rather have that for christmas than turkey! thanks and smoochies
Response from astopperindeath (Author of Predictive Text)
lol, thanks for the review!
I am one of the few people who don't text and even if I did I can't spell to save my life. This was too funny. Kuddo's
Response from astopperindeath (Author of Predictive Text)
thank you very much for the review!
Bwahahahahahaha!One little letter can change the world! Or at least their world. Severus just might start to like that mobile phone after all. Although perhaps a nice pair of silver-rimmed reading glasses might come in handy in the future!
Response from astopperindeath (Author of Predictive Text)
i was thinking black plastic, but i could see silver as well ;). thanks for the review!
Response from MoreThanSirius (Reviewer)
I have become hopelessly addicted to the thought of Snape in reading glasses, no matter the frames. I have no idea why, but the image haunts me! Yep, Snape on a couch, reading a book, with a pair of reading glasses perched on that wonderful nose of his does it for me every time.
This is precisely why I don't text! I'm afraid I'm entirely of Severus' opinion on the matter of texting...but then I'm old and technologically challenged, so there you go. A hilarious story, though, with a happy ending for all involved! Hermione may feel that getting Severus that little cell phone was the smartest thing she's ever done.
Response from astopperindeath (Author of Predictive Text)
i'm working on a follow-up, so we will definitely see :)
that's great. i do so hate predictive txt.
Response from astopperindeath (Author of Predictive Text)
thanks for the review!
LOL! This time it turned out well enough.
Response from astopperindeath (Author of Predictive Text)
lol wait till you see part two, then :-P
Response from snitchette (Reviewer)
I didn't see the "part one" thing. I can't wait for part 2.
Response from astopperindeath (Author of Predictive Text)
there was never meant to be one, but so many people asked about it that i'm coming up w/ something :)
LOLOL!! I absolutely hate texting, and have certainly made errors before, but none with such consequences as that one had! :)
Response from astopperindeath (Author of Predictive Text)
i've made some pretty bad ones, too :)
I love it! This is exactly why I don't text. Things could have easily gone belly up. I haven't decided yet whether they have the funny/embarrassing conversation afterwards where the misunderstanding is revealed, or they are enjoying themselves late into the night and by morning, don't really even remember how they got started. Thanks for the laugh!
Response from astopperindeath (Author of Predictive Text)
i'm currently working on the he next night/morning ;). thanks for the review!
Anonymous
Heh. I hate when that happens. :P
Author's Response: hate when texting goes wrong? or when severus takes advantage of it? ;)
thanks for reviewing!
lol! it's a snappy read. can only imagine the look of surprise on her face when she realises the situation
Response from astopperindeath (Author of Predictive Text)
i'm trying to write that now, actually :). thanks for the review!