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Stefdarlin

18 Reviews   |   18 Ratings, 0 Likes, 3 Favorites )

Humor General Drabble/100-Word Alternate Universe Potter Place Fun 461 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Draco Malfoy Gregory Goyle Hermione Granger

Draco makes a technological discovery while snooping in Hermione's room.

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Stefdarlin

Member Since 2007  |  33 Stories  |  Favorited by 35  |  263 Reviews Written  |  407 Review Responses

I am a 37 year old wife and mother and began reading fanfiction in the middle of last year.  Soon it revived my desire to write, which had lain dormant for a number of years, and I couldn't be happier.  I do hope you enjoy my stories as I empty my head of them.

Thanks to MMADfan I proudly ship AD/MM, and thanks to OSUSprinks I proudly ship FF/PS.  I am also rather fond of SS/OC and am beginning to appreciate the SS/HG ship thanks to Subversa. 

Happy Reading and writing!!

Cheers!!

Stef   

Author Website
http://stefdarlin.livejournal.com/
Also Archived At
The Charming Roots Boards, The AD/MM Boards and ff.net

Reviews for Spam

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10/10

LovesRickman

LOL LOL LOL Several friends of mine got into this big time and for the life of me I couldn't see the appeal of it and grumbled to myself as the fad flooded my inbox! I was soooooooo glad when the fad died offf!

Response from Stefdarlin (Author of Spam)

Tee hee.  Well, given Draco's ability with animals as seen in POA, I have no idea why he would think he could grow a dragon.  Thank you very much for reviewing.

0/10

salvamea

seems like Draco finally found something he has to thank and hate the muggles for.dangerous for your sanity and self control. why not, Draco and a Dragon -egg. how cute. and making friends whom definitely have to be mudbloods or even pure-muggles. wwaaaahhh.. addicted to it. hahaha

Response from Stefdarlin (Author of Spam)

Yeah, I've decided I'm not telling him about the muggles.  LOL.  Thanks for your review.

0/10

HermioneJeanSnape

What is Dragon Spam? I'm confused...

Response from Stefdarlin (Author of Spam)

Spam of the Dragon kind is a place where you can adopt a dragon of your very own and raise it.  You adopt an egg, and in order for it to hatch, you must post it various places like LJ where people can click on it.You can see the site Draco got addicted to here:  http://dragcave.net/ I hope this helps.  I hate for you to be lost, dear.Thanks,~Stef =o)P.S.  I may be forced to direct more difficult questions to the Masters of Dragons:  Teshara and Mazzy.

10/10

lyn_f

Bwahahahahaha!  How appropriate:  Draco is addicted to Dragon Spam ... Spam, lovely Spam, wonderful Spam!

Response from Stefdarlin (Author of Spam)

LOL, I love your evil laugh, my dear.  And thanks for the title.  Lovely!Thanks for your review.  Oh, and the sparklies.

Response from lyn_f (Reviewer)

You're welcome! :)*squishes you*

0/10

KellyH

Dragon spam.  Is that addicting?  Must stay away then. LOL

Response from Stefdarlin (Author of Spam)

I have heard that it can be.  I am currently heading an investigation.  I will let you know my results.  *smirk*

10/10

beaweasley2

 Draco adicted to the internet! Hilarious! Gonna go look up Dragon spam now.... Took her long enough to realize someone was messing with her laptop!

Response from Stefdarlin (Author of Spam)

Tee hee, and who's to say she wasn't messing with his eggs?  Mwahahaha.

0/10

debjunk

hah!  How funny. 

Response from Stefdarlin (Author of Spam)

*Giggle* Thanks.

0/10

WriterMerrin

Oh, that is so priceless!  Draco needs to make internet buddies who will visit his eggs; I know a group he could join.

Response from Stefdarlin (Author of Spam)

I'm glad you think so.  Yes, he does!  LOL.Thanks so much for your review.

10/10

karelia

*laughs with delight* Internet addiction! I wonder why it sounds so familiar! :)

Response from Stefdarlin (Author of Spam)

<eg> Maybe because we all TOTALLY have it!!  LOL!Tee hee.  Thank you for your review, dear, and the sparklies. *Grins ear to ear*~Stef

10/10

snitchette

*grin* Internet and its dependance. A major society problem (says the girl who sweats profusely when apart from her laptop more than half a day)

Response from Stefdarlin (Author of Spam)

Lol, yes, I am part of said major society.  I go crazy when I can't come home and check my email or pop into TPP chat.  I almost feel sorry for Draco.  *giggle*Thank you so very much for your review and those darling sparklies.~Stef =o)

10/10

Melenka

This was delightful.  His reaction to the computer and exploration was handled really well.  I love her smirk over his internet addiction.  Some crimes really are their own punishment.

Response from Stefdarlin (Author of Spam)

Oh, I am so glad you liked my drabble.  Lol, yes, I would think getting addicted to dragon internet spam would be its own punishment.  I couldn't he;p but think of dear tesh and mazzy while I was writing this, lol.  Though I do love to check my LJ and see the progress of the little guys. *smirk*  And now, thanks to sunny's prompt, I have a wee dragon egg of my own, ugh.  Lol.Thanks for your review,Stef

10/10

pickles

More please.Like to see how Draco gets out of this conversation with Hermione.Did he ever get the panties?

Response from Stefdarlin (Author of Spam)

Sadly, no, he never did retrieve the panties, lol.  But you have to wonder what he exactly expects to get from Hagrid about internet dragons, LOL.Thanks so much for your review and the sparklies.Stef

9/10

dmf1984

This is really funny!  How's your dragon, BTW?  I like the subtle humor in just a few words that you have created.Oh, and I'm reviving... CFP!  I hope you are well, GRITS-sister,Di

Response from Stefdarlin (Author of Spam)

Aww, thanks for your review, my fellow GRITS-sister!  I am glad you liked it,.  Poor Draco. <eg>  Reviving CFP huh?  And how does our fav author feel about that?  Mwahahaha!Btw, my dragon is gonna need a name.  And I am gonna save that task for you and Elo.  Lol.Gleams at the sparklies!Hugs to you,~Stef~

0/10

sunny33

ROFL.  Dragon spam! :)

Response from Stefdarlin (Author of Spam)

Lol, yes, due to recent posts on LJ, I thought this was appropriate.  Well, that and the fact I hear they are totally addictive. Thanks for your review, sunny dear.

10/10

luvsev

Hehehe. I can see Draco being hooked on the internet. :)

Response from Stefdarlin (Author of Spam)

Tee hee.  Thanks for your review... and the sparklies.Now, I'm off to read your own contributions, YAY!

0/10

morgaine_dulac

*giggles*

Response from Stefdarlin (Author of Spam)

I'm glad it made you giggle.  Thanks for your review.

0/10

teshara

hahahahaha!!

Response from Stefdarlin (Author of Spam)

Lol, thanks.

10/10

Southern_Witch_69

Very cute story! :) hahaha

Response from Stefdarlin (Author of Spam)

Aww, thank you, dear.  Glad it could give you a chuckle. =o)

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