WOW! It must have been a heady experience (sniggers like a fifteen year old dunderhead)

Incredibly funny! Wonderful job!

Omg, pokeystar! That was hilarious! Great job!!!! I hope Hermione finds a way around that blasted charm soon. Much Love ~ Brena

OMG!  This is brilliant.  How did I miss this on the comm in the first place.  Regardless, pokey, I found your gem of a tall tale here and it's chock full of inventive ROFL goodness.  And as an added bonus, no discussion of breaking her maidenhead and harvesting her virgin's blood.  Kudos to you on the use of kudzu, too.

I had to battle kudzu on my property for several years before I killed it all. What a tenacious plant! They say it grows about 12 inches per day and I believe it.

And the Alice in Wonderland references are quite timely, since AR will be appearing (sort of) in the new movie that is due out next month.

Well done.

ROFL! Maybe just a little glamour will help. And God knows Snape is much more relaxed now.

Instant fav!

I have no words for how ridiculous, hilarious, witty and charming this it - all of that at the same time.

It's going to make me laugh forever.

You really made my day:-)) It will take weeks before the image of Severus falling into a engorged Hermiones vagina leaves my mind.

that was fun!

I finally got the joke why he couldn't give a flying fuck.  Too Funny.

LOL!! Thanks for making me laugh today. Brilliant!

LOL cute

lmao... Oh, my aching sides.... This was just priceless!!

Love it, but just split Coke all over my keyboard!

BRILLIANT!

What?  They were telling fibs? The sky must be falling!  :0

don't really understand this. but loved your images of the scrolls in yr last stfwd fanfic m

OH! Sweet Merlin, the images that are running through my head. Thank you for the laugh.