I like the part about the Birth Control Draught being called "The Potion" and also Moody's "Constant Vigilance"! *lol*

Loved it.  Can't wait for the witches

That was about the funniest thing I heave read in ages!  Can't wait to see how Minerva and Sybil fare...

Good Grief this is funny!  I always thought Draco was a little 'prick' anyway and now Moody has proven it!How sweet the 'herbology' terminology for female anatomy Petals etc.If Sev and Moody cause this much hilarity, I can't wait to see what Minerva and Sybll pull out of the hat, so to speak.By the way, any chance of borrowing Severus' nose for the evening?Blessings  x

Bloody Brilliant absolutley brilliant! but please write more

Yay! Another response to the challenge.There were many lines in here that made me laugh out loud, but I really love Moody's... "sentimentality" when referring to "making love..." lol.And poor Neville... and Draco's transfiguration...Can't wait for the rest.

Oh, this is quality. You had me hooting and hollering with laughter at so many of these lines. Having Moody and Snape team-teach it is just inspired. I'm eagerly awaiting the Sibyll/Minerva section. Good work.

LOL! So many excellent lines in this! Well done!

Very cute!!  Looking forward to the next chapter!Peace!  ~ j

Ha!  Wonderful.  Also, 1,000 cool points for the funniest line I've read in a while: “Which time?” Snape drawled with a sardonic raise of the eyebrow.Well done.

*Claps* That was brilliant, and I haven't even finished reading it yet!Fanon Clichendia Potion = greatness. And of course Hermione would blush, as her blood is the main ingredient most of the time.  Okay - finished... and I have never seen such a frightening version of Trelawney before (will never touch her wand). Great response!

Oh, this was a brilliant story. Very funny. I really liked the teaching pairings and most of all Trelawney! She was simply hilarious!

And the "Fanon Clichendia Potion"? *snicker*

That was brilliant! But it really is so handy, isn't it? And a good excuse for smut in any case.

But glossing over Snape taking Hermione's virgin's blood like that! Shame on you!

Please tell me you're writing a sequel? Maybe a 'did the lessons work' kind of approach? Please? Pretty please?

bye,

Shal 

What a bloody *pun intended* wonderful chapter.  I particularly like the potion's name for the use of virgins blood...Fanon Clichendia Potion!  Fantastic!  The almost Victorian attitude to menstruaution by these girls/Sybll is sadly still applicable today.  Fear, ignorance and a naive attitude are rife.  I can't believe that most of the girls seem to have Not started their periods though.I thought Hermione's warning of 'sucking out your ovaries' was really funny!I think the character of Sybll in this chapter is so wonderfully written and the image of her 'sheilding her inner eye' with shawls and bangles is brilliantly portrayed.Wonderful and now I need more please?!?Blessings

Fanon clichendia potion? *gigglesnort* That's brilliant.

Very good giggles :-)

Just a note on asafoetida - it's not extinct. You can find it in any Indian or Pakistani grocery under the name of "hing". It's a spice, though, not a contraceptive.

Penis Malfoy....hahahaahah

haha i really liked it! let me know if there is to be a sequel!