Slap!
chivalric18 Reviews | 6.56/10 (18 Ratings, 0 Likes, 4 Favorites )
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About chivalric
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chivalric
Member Since 2007 | 65 Stories | Favorited by 776 | 213 Reviews Written | 4,182 Review Responses
Located in Germany. Female, around 40. The first chapters of my published novels/novellas can be found here on the archive.
Other than writing, I am reading, cycling, running, and singing in a choir.
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Reviews for Slap!
that was the best! silly yes but a total hoot!! thanks so much
Response from chivalric (Author of Slap!)
I'm currently writing some dark Snupins, and I needed to outbalance that a bit ;-) Thanks for reading and reviewing!
Revenge is sweet, is it not? I laughed out loud when I realized that the Trio had gotten back a little of their own at Draco's expense. Very funny!Beth
Response from chivalric (Author of Slap!)
Glad you liked it!
That image is soooo wrong! But hilariously funny! Great work!!
Response from chivalric (Author of Slap!)
It took me a while to cover Smoggy's prompt - teacher slapping student - and make it work, too. So I'm glad you liked it!
Oh my goodness, I loved it. I laughed like a loon when I realized what or who McGonagal was. Yes, Draco is never gonna be able to tell anyone about that little incident. Sure will be funny when Draco has Transfiguration next. Yep, I'd love to be a butterfly on the wall when that happens!
Response from chivalric (Author of Slap!)
Hehehe, I didn't even think about that! Thanks for reading and reviewing!
Ha! LOL! Poor Draco; ruined for life - serves him right! Too funny!
Response from chivalric (Author of Slap!)
It seems as if he's always the loser in my stories, if I can be bothered to write about him at all ;-) Thanks for reading and reviewing!
WOW! I don't think I've laughed so hard in a really long time. How incredibly clever!!!!
Response from chivalric (Author of Slap!)
*beams* Glad you liked it!
Strangely, I think Draco was thinking that the spanking was his punishment; however, it seems as if his real punishment is a bit longer lasting. Now that is funny. Especially because now when he looks at Minerva with that look, she won't have a clue what he is on about. 
I think Hermione should put her memory in the penseive. Not only will Ron and Harry be able to see it from all angles, but she'll be able to share it with anyone she chooses, ruining all of Draco's efforts to keep it secret. 
Fabulous, fun story. Short, but so full. Thanks.
Response from chivalric (Author of Slap!)
Didn't think much further than making the story work, and that took me a while to figure out, I must admit. Glad you liked it; maybe, I will write a little sequel sometime. Thanks for reading and reviewing!
ROFL. OMG I nearly pee in my pants so much laughing you caused me. Poor little thing.
Response from chivalric (Author of Slap!)
*grin* Glad you liked the story!
Oh, those three are horrible. Funny as hell, though.
Response from chivalric (Author of Slap!)
Yep, they are, and Hermione being the worse ;-) Thanks for reading and reviewing!
That is the best possible revenge they could take on the ferret! Well done! Hope Smoggy liked it, too!
Response from chivalric (Author of Slap!)
Come to think of it, the bugger didn't review yet. I guess I have to threaten him with a slashy story ;-)Thanks for reading and reviewing!
I'll admit to mixed feelings about both Lucius and Draco - and it was deiciously perverse for you to put that arrogant young Slytherin in such a compromising situation !!! Great fun !!
Response from chivalric (Author of Slap!)
Hmmm, I am not a fan of either of them, and I tend to do nasty things to them ;-) Glad you liked the story and thanks for reviewing!
Response from moiramountain (Reviewer)
Can't say I actually LIKE either of them - but they are intriquing - and it's fun when those in fan fiction add some dimension to the characters that was left out of canon.
Oh, that was EVIL!!! I can just imagine the next time Draco lays eyes on McGonagall... I'm sure he'll be squirming his way through Transfiguration for the rest of the year, while Minerva will probably be getting some pretty odd looks from a certain blond Slytherin. And a few Gryffindors might find it difficult to keep straight faces. LOL
Response from chivalric (Author of Slap!)
*g* I didn't even think about the fact that they have to see McGonagall and Draco again afterwards, but you are right - they will all have a hard time for different reasons...Thanks for reading and reviewing!
Oh my, that was marvelous! I had hoped she'd spelled him to ruin his sex life forever, but your chosen ending was much more fun! Thanks for sharing :)
Response from chivalric (Author of Slap!)
Thanks for reading and reviewing!
Now THAT was incredibly sexy. I am thankful for that little potion, by the way. (Don't want to give anything away to those who read reviews first.)
Response from chivalric (Author of Slap!)
Thank you, dear! I had a hard time, coming up with a story that worked both for me and for Smoggy, but then, Draco is always good for a little prank ;-)
Delicious! Absolutely delicious... and thanks for that, Chivalric. The plum wine is on me!Super sexy, full and straight to the point. Of course, totally embarassing for poor old Draco. (I wonder how much McGonagall really enjoyed that?).Short, very funny and wicked stuff from an all-round author(ess).And a sigh of relief for your other characters too, I'm sure. I bet they'd rather face McGonagall's hairbrush in private rather than either being killed in some horrible manner or feasting on not-so-pleasant cuisines!
Well done... Top marks all round!
Response from chivalric (Author of Slap!)
lol - You really think I believe for one moment that you go anywhere near plum wine? Especially because you know I don't drink plum wine withoug sushi? Glad you liked the story, dear. Had lots of fun writing it thinking of you and a certain Irish lass ;-)Oh - and glad you are back from wherever you've been!
Omg, That was hilarious. Thank you so much for the laugh. Much Love ~ Brena
Response from chivalric (Author of Slap!)
Glad you liked it, dear!