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Heartburn Hotel

17 Reviews | 5.65/10 (17 Ratings, 0 Likes, 25 Favorites )

Humor Parody Potions Under Duress 929 Words 1 Chapter Complete

On the road, Hermione and Severus have a literary encounter of a frustrating kind. A post-Deathly Hallows fic, so please don't read if you hate spoilers.

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Elisabeth

3 Stories | Favorited by 6 | 399 Reviews Written | 39 Review Responses

Elisabeth is also known as scribbler14 on Ashwinder and scribliz on LiveJournal. She regrets the confusion. She would rather be Elisabeth everywhere, but it didn't occur to her in time, which tends to happen a lot. Elisabeth is basically an ss/hg shipper but will follow Snape anywhere, such as slash, because he is Just. That. Cool.

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Reviews for Heartburn Hotel

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10/10

mick42

Poor Hermione! married to Ron would be a fate worse than death, she is so much better off with Severus.

Response from Elisabeth (Author of Heartburn Hotel)

Well, that's what I've always thought :)

0/10

dracontia

Now, see, you can't just make a reference to the Battle in the Recording Studio and leave it hanging like that. There's a scene that would be BLOODY BRILLIANT. If you're serious about continuing the laughs, give it some thought. ;-)

Response from Elisabeth (Author of Heartburn Hotel)

Now that WOULD be something, wouldn't it? It would have to carry some sort of warning for toxic sound, though.

9/10

helshez

lol!!! that gave me a much needed chuckle after all the crying I did over DH last week! Nice one.

Response from Elisabeth (Author of Heartburn Hotel)

Well, thank you -- glad it cheered you up!

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FruGal

I've just finished reading DH. This little fic made me laugh and made my day.

Response from Elisabeth (Author of Heartburn Hotel)

Thank you so much. I wrote it almost immediately after finishing DH -- and you can see what sort of a state I was in!

10/10

Austenfan

Funny...and a brilliant way to react to the horrible ending of the seventh book (horrible for SS/HG fans, anway) :)

Response from Elisabeth (Author of Heartburn Hotel)

Better to laugh than to cry, at least once in a while. Thanks!

10/10

barbied011

Perfect. Loved it. SS/HG much better than Ron

Response from Elisabeth (Author of Heartburn Hotel)

Thanks -- and I don't get the Ron thing, either.

10/10

snitchette

That makes me laugh a lot and I'm glad you did it cause I feel understood. My french friends who don't read fanfics think the book is good. I'm horrifying to hear that. I'm very disappointed in it and that's why I love when people can make something good about all that. Really so much thanks.

Response from Elisabeth (Author of Heartburn Hotel)

Oh, you are so welcome... it seemed it was better to laugh than to cry.

0/10

Cerydden M_Layne

Ah, that was fun. I know lots of people are upset, so perhaps you've helped them a bit. None of it's real, anyway, so why not make it end the way you like? Thanks for your work -- I needed the amusement!

Response from Elisabeth (Author of Heartburn Hotel)

Thanks! It's great imagining that somewhere they're always alive and having their say.

10/10

maria

Oh, bless you! Yes!!! I can go back to enjoying fanfic!!! *runs around like a crazy person doing a happy dance*

I didn't want to read anymore HG/SS - I really didn't - but I just can't leave this 'ship :-)

This bit of fluffy humour is just what I needed to start healing my very heavy and broken heart after DH.

Response from Elisabeth (Author of Heartburn Hotel)

Thanks -- it was therapy for me, too.

0/10

nightshift

What I'm curious about though, is how the rest of the "dead" people felt--or if some of them actually didn't survive.

Response from Elisabeth (Author of Heartburn Hotel)

Hey, this is Denial Land here! Not only did they survive, they have formed the "What Did I Do, Run Over Her Dog?" Support Group. (This only applies to Order members in good standing.)

0/10

KiraAlexia

Nice and fun.

Response from Elisabeth (Author of Heartburn Hotel)

Thanks -- I figured some fun wouidn't hurt at this stage.

0/10

Gwenog Jones

Thanks for this--you are furthering my state of denial. Every bit helps. Nice writing, nice idea.

Response from Elisabeth (Author of Heartburn Hotel)

Here at Denial Central, we only want to be helpful. Thanks for your kind words!

9/10

KMJ