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Stories Authors septentrion
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septentrion

Member Since 2005  |  46 Stories  |  Favorited by 132  |  793 Reviews Written  |  842 Review Responses

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General post-HBP/HBP compliant Yenta Livery Company 35,791 Words 17 Chapters Complete

Geneamorology

by septentrion

202 Ratings, 0 Likes, 120 Favorites )

Severus is leading a quiet life after the war, until a decree by Scrimgeour makes it imperative for him to get married... very soon.

35,791 Words,  Started 05/31/2007,  Completed 09/27/2007

Romance Epilogue What Epilogue? Potions Under Duress 35,775 Words 14 Chapters Complete

Seven Days

by septentrion

149 Ratings, 0 Likes, 68 Favorites )

Seven days can change a life. Ask Hermione and Severus.

35,775 Words,  Started 02/26/2008,  Completed 04/01/2008

Humor Romance Drabble/100-Word post-HBP/HBP compliant Potions Under Duress 5,820 Words 8 Chapters Complete

Furry Matchmaking

by septentrion

61 Ratings, 0 Likes, 42 Favorites )

Crookshanks is not pleased with his mistress? choice of partner, and decides to take things in his own paws.

5,820 Words,  Started 12/05/2006,  Completed 12/25/2006

Drama Romance post-HBP/HBP compliant Potions Under Duress 11,529 Words 7 Chapters Complete

To Put Him Out Of His Misery

by septentrion

33 Ratings, 0 Likes, 30 Favorites )

How he wished he could bring Dumbledore back from the dead. This act had cost him much, not in his conscience or in his self-esteem, but in his life as a whole. Never, ever before had Severus felt so utterly alone.

11,529 Words,  Started 11/01/2006,  Completed 12/01/2006

Humor Drama Romance Potter Place Winter 2007 Prompt Challenges 1,769 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Speak Now Or Forever Hold Your Peace

by septentrion

21 Ratings, 0 Likes, 13 Favorites )

Harry and Ron are persuaded that Hermione has done something to Snape to get him to marry her. My answer to the 31st Potter Place Winter 2007 Prompt Challenges (details at the end of the fic).

1,769 Words,  Started 04/15/2007,  Completed 04/15/2007

Humor Romance Parody compliant post-DH/DH Potter Place's Summer 2007 Prompt Challenge 4,256 Words 1 Chapter Complete

A Sweet For A Wish

by septentrion

19 Ratings, 0 Likes, 22 Favorites )

Meeting a hag can be a life-altering experience. At least, it was for Severus.

4,256 Words,  Started 08/15/2007,  Completed 08/15/2007

Humor Romance Drabble/100-Word Potions Under Duress 1,040 Words 1 Chapter Complete

A Suite In Brighton

by septentrion

17 Ratings, 0 Likes, 10 Favorites )

Hermione sends an anonymous Valentine card to Severus and invites him to a blind date. Free of deep philosophical questioning.

1,040 Words,  Started 02/22/2007,  Completed 02/22/2007

Romance Smut Alternate Universe Potions Under Duress 9,923 Words 3 Chapters Complete

Substances

by septentrion

16 Ratings, 0 Likes, 22 Favorites )

Hermione wants to open the first professional wizarding lawyer practice, Severus wants to test his improved version of Polyjuice, and the wizarding world tries to contain the increasing use of Muggle drugs by young wizards. That should make for interesting happenings. This was written for Whimbley for the Summer 2007 SSHG_exchange.

9,923 Words,  Started 08/22/2007,  Completed 09/04/2007

Romance post-HBP/HBP compliant Potions Under Duress 2,381 Words 1 Chapter Complete

The Whirl of my Life

by septentrion

14 Ratings, 0 Likes, 23 Favorites )

Hermione finds a magical parchment, and lets her curiosity gets the better of her. My answer to the eleventh prompt of Potter Place (details at the end of the story).

2,381 Words,  Started 10/19/2006,  Completed 10/19/2006

Angst Horror Alternate Universe Potions Under Duress 2,497 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Revenge in Hot Blood

by septentrion

13 Ratings, 0 Likes, 6 Favorites )

Severus is a vampire with an obsession: Hermione.

2,497 Words,  Started 07/03/2008,  Completed 07/03/2008

Humor Snapshot Alternate Universe GrangerSnape100 2,143 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Dad's Prosthesis

by septentrion

12 Ratings, 0 Likes, 23 Favorites )

Hermione and Severus's sons find THAT box in their parents' bedroom. Light BDSM and hints of fetishism. This was written for grangersnape100.

2,143 Words,  Started 09/29/2007,  Completed 09/29/2007

Humor Drabble/100-Word Potions Under Duress 128 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Bubble Bath

by septentrion

12 Ratings, 0 Likes, 3 Favorites )

When the children play with Champagne...

128 Words,  Started 12/29/2009,  Completed 12/29/2009

Drama Drabble/100-Word post-HBP/HBP compliant Potions Under Duress 1,490 Words 1 Chapter Complete

The Girl's Desire

by septentrion

12 Ratings, 0 Likes, 17 Favorites )

Harry follows Hermione, concealed by his invisibility cloak. Why?

1,490 Words,  Started 10/09/2006,  Completed 10/09/2006

Humor General Hogwarts Castle 469 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Women Troubles

by septentrion

10 Ratings, 0 Likes, 7 Favorites )

Severus and Hagrid drown together their relationship troubles.

469 Words,  Started 01/17/2010,  Completed 01/17/2010

Humor Drabble/100-Word GrangerSnape100 1,231 Words 1 Chapter Complete

At Random 5

by septentrion

9 Ratings, 0 Likes, 7 Favorites )

Unrelated drabbles mostly written for grangersnape100 or as gifts.

1,231 Words,  Started 06/24/2008,  Completed 06/24/2008

Erotica Smut Slash Alternate Universe Potions Under Duress 2,776 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Winter Sport

by septentrion

9 Ratings, 0 Likes, 18 Favorites )

Severus, Hermione and Harry are hunting vampires in Romania in winter. A HP/SS/HG sandwich.

2,776 Words,  Started 12/09/2007,  Completed 12/09/2007

Humor Romance Drabble/100-Word GrangerSnape100 535 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Snape Victorious

by septentrion

9 Ratings, 0 Likes, 17 Favorites )

Severus gets the life he has always wanted. My answer to the "Snape has it all" challenge on grangersnape100.

535 Words,  Started 02/06/2007,  Completed 02/06/2007

Humor Snapshot Potions Under Duress 341 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Forbidden

by septentrion

9 Ratings, 0 Likes, 5 Favorites )

Severus's choice in reading material is somewhat questionable.

341 Words,  Started 01/20/2008,  Completed 01/20/2008

Humor Romance Drabble/100-Word Alternate Universe GrangerSnape100 1,272 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Self Defence

by septentrion

9 Ratings, 0 Likes, 15 Favorites )

A mini Marriage Law story, written in drabble format for grangersnape100.

1,272 Words,  Started 01/07/2008,  Completed 01/07/2008

Drabble/100-Word Hogwarts Castle 375 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Three Drabbles

by septentrion

8 Ratings, 0 Likes, 4 Favorites )

Three unrelated drabbles in the Potterverse.

375 Words,  Started 06/17/2008,  Completed 06/17/2008

Humor Drabble/100-Word Hogwarts Castle 116 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Escaping His Fate

by septentrion

8 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )

Christmas from a garden gnome's point of view. This was written for adventdrabbles.

116 Words,  Started 12/28/2007,  Completed 12/28/2007

Humor Potions Under Duress 1,045 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Saving The Day

by septentrion

8 Ratings, 0 Likes, 7 Favorites )

Severus watches Teddy as a favour for Hermione.

1,045 Words,  Started 02/14/2010,  Completed 02/14/2010

Drama General Snapshot celebrate_sshg 982 Words 1 Chapter Complete

The Morning After

by septentrion

8 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

Ten years after, Severus and Hermione remember their dear friend. Set in the Furry Matchmaking universe.

982 Words,  Started 12/21/2010,  Completed 12/21/2010

Drabble/100-Word Alternate Universe Hogwarts Castle 116 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Symmetry

by septentrion

7 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

An alternate universe isn't necessarily a good thing.

116 Words,  Started 08/06/2009,  Completed 08/06/2009

Humor Romance Alternate Universe Potions Under Duress 3,750 Words 1 Chapter Complete

French Culture

by septentrion

7 Ratings, 0 Likes, 15 Favorites )

Hermione teaches French to Severus, French kissing included.

3,750 Words,  Started 12/03/2007,  Completed 12/03/2007

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