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Makeover SexGod!Snape Challenge Beating His Bludger
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Beating His Bludger

1: What He Needs

Beating His Bludger

Southern_Witch_69

17 Reviews   |   17 Ratings, 0 Likes, 42 Favorites )

Humor Romance Smut Alternate Universe Makeover SexGod!Snape Challenge 8,156 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Hermione Granger Severus Snape

After a few harsh words from Rosmerta, Snape seeks to better himself and gets a little help from Hermione to make it happen.

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Chapter 1: What He Needs


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I adore the world of HP.



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Reviews for Beating His Bludger

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0/10

moor

Love a man who can learn. ;)

0/10

elsolel

I'm glad that he forgot his potion.  That must be an ego boost. 

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Beating His Bludger)

Big time. hehe

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Beating His Bludger)

Big time. hehe

10/10

beaweasley2

 It was as if the damn pesky thing was so excited to be shagging again that it had to quickly explode in triumph. Then he nealy shags a man - and doesn't even Oblivate him?  Good of Hermione to get the hint on thier dinner date!

This is jsut too funny with great lemons and sour grapes to boot! I loved it!

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Beating His Bludger)

~smile~ Glad you liked it

0/10

jcrowell

this was a very enjoyable read!

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Beating His Bludger)

Thanks! :)

9/10

CharmedForce

Haha! I love conspirators. Hermione took a page out of the Slytherin handbook with this one.

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Beating His Bludger)

Teehee! Thanks for reading. I'm glad you liked it. She was quite sneaky. :)

10/10

Chavela25

I love, love, loved this story so much! I am so glad that I read it, and it is totally going in my favorites! Wonderful story indeed!

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Beating His Bludger)

Thank you very much. I appreciate that! :)

8/10

fyiagcg

mMMmmm. very nice dear. Enjoyed it immensely. Keep writing!!

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Beating His Bludger)

Teehee. Thanks

9/10

Mrs_D_Radcliffe

It was funny, I assure you!! Never fear Severus never ceases to make me laugh! hehe. Another really good fic by a fave author, keep up the fab writing xxx*hugs*xxx

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Beating His Bludger)

Muahahaha. Thanks!

10/10

MagicAlly

I just loved the way you finished this one, sweet, romantic and funny.  Great story.

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Beating His Bludger)

Thanks for reading! I appreciate that.

10/10

phoenix

Nice beginning. I was wondering where it was going and then saw the curse that he had been hexed with by the Dark Lord. What a wonderfully evil punishment and one that makes me feel really sorry for poor Severus.  Oh my! “Dangly bits” ROTFLMAO I did not see that one coming, but I love that little twist. :) That was all beautifully done, including his extended shower trying to scrub away the ick factor.  His pick up line for Hermione was priceless, so wonderfully cliché. Made even more so by the wonderful inner monologue. It’s great how he’s decided his need will overrule her being ‘Potter friendly’. Bwahahaha! I nearly spit coffee on my keyboard when I read his honest answer to why he was being nice to her and she thought it was a joke.  Once you really got them together it was wonderful. I especially liked him realizing that he didn’t need the potion. And the ending, nice little twist to leave us to our own devices. Excellent job. :)

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Beating His Bludger)

Hehehe! I'm happy you liked it! Thanks for reading it. :) I'm such a goof at times!

10/10

notsosaintly

Brava!  Oh, I like this one so much.  The realistic beginning (wish I didn't know how realistic that was) to the glorious end.  And he didn't even need his potion!! 

An idea for a hypothetical companion piece a la good old Hooch:  Seeking Her .  Now why does that sound so familiar?  LOL

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Beating His Bludger)

LOLOL!! Poor ol' Hooch. I shall have to write something for her. Muahahaaha

10/10

PlaidPooka

That was fabulous, Sun!  Sweet, amusing, and sexy as well!  I love the difference between your descriptions of badsex with Bess and a lovely time with Hermione.  Smart of Severus to take Bess' unkind words to heart instead of just ignoring them.  I also loved that he ended up getting there on his own merits, so to speak.  Loved it! :)

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Beating His Bludger)

Thank you, Pook. I always like to hear from you. I can't believe it's taken me this long to reply. What in the world? LOL Cheers!

0/10

droxy

reviewing this here because stangely work allows this site through.  This fic is actually quite sweet. 

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Beating His Bludger)

I hope work keeps allowing this site through. :) Nothing like getting away with being sneaky! Glad you liked it.

0/10

TheCopperDragon2004

Cute little story. I've liked all of these sex God Snape stories I've read so far lol.

10/10

amsev

hee-hee!!! Fave line:  In the corner near a door that likely led to his bedroom was a large harp, which played a nice tune—though somewhat off key.

LOL!  Very well done!

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Beating His Bludger)

I'm so goffy sometimes. Teehee

0/10

EverMystique

Madam Hooch is always a kick with her manner of speech. And Rosmerta just didn't know what she had within her reach. LOL.

Cute bit.

0/10

MollysSister

Poor Rosmerta getting dragged into the Snape Sex god challenge. I do enjoy this one! Sneaky Sunshine!

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Beating His Bludger)

LOL... I was in the mood to hook them up somehow. hehehe (too bad he wasn't "better" for her)

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