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Beating His Bludger
Southern_Witch_6917 Reviews | 5.65/10 (17 Ratings, 0 Likes, 42 Favorites )
After a few harsh words from Rosmerta, Snape seeks to better himself and gets a little help from Hermione to make it happen.
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Love a man who can learn. ;)
I'm glad that he forgot his potion. That must be an ego boost.
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Beating His Bludger)
Big time. hehe
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Beating His Bludger)
Big time. hehe
It was as if the damn pesky thing was so excited to be shagging again that it had to quickly explode in triumph. Then he nealy shags a man - and doesn't even Oblivate him? Good of Hermione to get the hint on thier dinner date!
This is jsut too funny with great lemons and sour grapes to boot! I loved it!
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Beating His Bludger)
~smile~ Glad you liked it
this was a very enjoyable read!
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Beating His Bludger)
Thanks! :)
Haha! I love conspirators. Hermione took a page out of the Slytherin handbook with this one.
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Beating His Bludger)
Teehee! Thanks for reading. I'm glad you liked it. She was quite sneaky. :)
I love, love, loved this story so much! I am so glad that I read it, and it is totally going in my favorites! Wonderful story indeed!
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Beating His Bludger)
Thank you very much. I appreciate that! :)
mMMmmm. very nice dear. Enjoyed it immensely. Keep writing!!
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Beating His Bludger)
Teehee. Thanks
It was funny, I assure you!! Never fear Severus never ceases to make me laugh! hehe. Another really good fic by a fave author, keep up the fab writing xxx*hugs*xxx
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Beating His Bludger)
Muahahaha. Thanks!
I just loved the way you finished this one, sweet, romantic and funny. Great story.
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Beating His Bludger)
Thanks for reading! I appreciate that.
Nice beginning. I was wondering where it was going and then saw the curse that he had been hexed with by the Dark Lord. What a wonderfully evil punishment and one that makes me feel really sorry for poor Severus. Oh my! “Dangly bits” ROTFLMAO I did not see that one coming, but I love that little twist. :) That was all beautifully done, including his extended shower trying to scrub away the ick factor. His pick up line for Hermione was priceless, so wonderfully cliché. Made even more so by the wonderful inner monologue. It’s great how he’s decided his need will overrule her being ‘Potter friendly’. Bwahahaha! I nearly spit coffee on my keyboard when I read his honest answer to why he was being nice to her and she thought it was a joke. Once you really got them together it was wonderful. I especially liked him realizing that he didn’t need the potion. And the ending, nice little twist to leave us to our own devices. Excellent job. :)
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Beating His Bludger)
Hehehe! I'm happy you liked it! Thanks for reading it. :) I'm such a goof at times!
Brava! Oh, I like this one so much. The realistic beginning (wish I didn't know how realistic that was) to the glorious end. And he didn't even need his potion!!
An idea for a hypothetical companion piece a la good old Hooch: Seeking Her . Now why does that sound so familiar? LOL
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Beating His Bludger)
LOLOL!! Poor ol' Hooch. I shall have to write something for her. Muahahaaha
That was fabulous, Sun! Sweet, amusing, and sexy as well! I love the difference between your descriptions of badsex with Bess and a lovely time with Hermione. Smart of Severus to take Bess' unkind words to heart instead of just ignoring them. I also loved that he ended up getting there on his own merits, so to speak. Loved it! :)
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Beating His Bludger)
Thank you, Pook. I always like to hear from you. I can't believe it's taken me this long to reply. What in the world? LOL Cheers!
reviewing this here because stangely work allows this site through. This fic is actually quite sweet.
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Beating His Bludger)
I hope work keeps allowing this site through. :) Nothing like getting away with being sneaky! Glad you liked it.
Cute little story. I've liked all of these sex God Snape stories I've read so far lol.
hee-hee!!! Fave line: In the corner near a door that likely led to his bedroom was a large harp, which played a nice tune—though somewhat off key.
LOL! Very well done!
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Beating His Bludger)
I'm so goffy sometimes. Teehee
Madam Hooch is always a kick with her manner of speech. And Rosmerta just didn't know what she had within her reach. LOL.
Cute bit.
Poor Rosmerta getting dragged into the Snape Sex god challenge. I do enjoy this one! Sneaky Sunshine!
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Beating His Bludger)
LOL... I was in the mood to hook them up somehow. hehehe (too bad he wasn't "better" for her)