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1: The Morning After

I Snarked at my Best Friend’s Lover Because I Lost my Knickers

pokeystar

17 Reviews   |   17 Ratings, 0 Likes, 3 Favorites )

Humor Drabble/100-Word Potter Place Fun 525 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Blaise Zabini Draco Malfoy Gregory Goyle Hermione Granger Original Character Severus Snape

Response to Southern Witch’s drabble challenge:

Your Birthday Meaning in HP Land

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Chapter 1: The Morning After


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Member Since 2007  |  43 Stories  |  Favorited by 57  |  87 Reviews Written  |  370 Review Responses

I am a slytherin in hufflepuff clothing.


I read therefore I am.

I write therefore I amuse myself.

Reviews for I Snarked at my Best Friend’s Lover Because I Lost my Knickers

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9/10

gattina

I sang to a Hogwarts ghost because I bloody felt like it...

I sincerely hope this doesn't represent me... I'd rather be born on February 11 with a green shirt on...

9/10

CharmedForce

ROFL... nice visual. XD

Response from pokeystar (Author of I Snarked at my Best Friend’s Lover Because I Lost my Knickers)

Thank you!*curtseys, checking knickers first*

0/10

a_bees_buzz

Bwahahahahaha!

Response from pokeystar (Author of I Snarked at my Best Friend’s Lover Because I Lost my Knickers)

Don't you have some smut to beta?:-) pokey Glad you liked it!

Response from pokeystar (Author of I Snarked at my Best Friend’s Lover Because I Lost my Knickers)

Don't you have some smut to beta?:-) pokey Glad you liked it!

0/10

Shadow

Very funny ficlet.

Response from pokeystar (Author of I Snarked at my Best Friend’s Lover Because I Lost my Knickers)

Thank you!

0/10

RedOrchid

Fun challenge!

Response from pokeystar (Author of I Snarked at my Best Friend’s Lover Because I Lost my Knickers)

And who could resist inspiration like that title?

9/10

Alborada

I jumped on a bowtruckle because the goblins told me to.


Ha, ha ha.

Response from pokeystar (Author of I Snarked at my Best Friend’s Lover Because I Lost my Knickers)

Hee!

10/10

oscarxena

I snarked at Ron's brother because I can't control myself!

Response from pokeystar (Author of I Snarked at my Best Friend’s Lover Because I Lost my Knickers)

Hee!Lots of snarking, all around.There wouldn't be a reason snarking is November, would there?

0/10

xxrockmeisterxx

I snarked at my neighbour because I can-- Voldemort said so!

0/10

elle_smith

This was really funny! I thought I'd have ago at the sentence making, too...

I sang to a bowtruckle because Dumbledore said to and he's my leader. That wasn't so bad! :)

-Elle

10/10

amsev

Oh, I had to read this after seeing the title. And ROFLMAO!!! Ooopsie! Darn those missing knickers! Darn that Professorial Voice! (

Response from pokeystar (Author of I Snarked at my Best Friend’s Lover Because I Lost my Knickers)

starts humming "Wasn't that a party!")

Response from pokeystar (Author of I Snarked at my Best Friend’s Lover Because I Lost my Knickers)

*curtseys*I'm very tempted to do a follow-up or two, but I have other things on my plate...*beats plot bunny into submission with crow bar*

Response from amsev (Reviewer)

OH, do, please write a followup (whenever you can get around to it!)

10/10

kittylefish

this was very funny.  i liked how you rode that hippogriff metaphor as far as you could.  really well written.

Response from pokeystar (Author of I Snarked at my Best Friend’s Lover Because I Lost my Knickers)

Rode hard and put away wet.Thank you!

0/10

Celt414

I licked a house-elf because I bloody well felt like it.  Wait, can I add 3 and 11 together to get 14?? I licked my Potions teachers wand because I bloody well felt like it??

Response from pokeystar (Author of I Snarked at my Best Friend’s Lover Because I Lost my Knickers)

YOU HAVE TO WRITE THAT.(the second one)Don't be a fic tease.

10/10

Severessa

I Jumped on the squid because I am a know it all????

I shoulda been born in a different month, on a different day. Like, Sept 11, and wearing no shirt!


ROFL

Response from pokeystar (Author of I Snarked at my Best Friend’s Lover Because I Lost my Knickers)

You can always pretend, you know...

0/10

BrandiLee

I kicked...an auror...because I can do whatever I want, damn it.

Response from pokeystar (Author of I Snarked at my Best Friend’s Lover Because I Lost my Knickers)

Hee!

10/10

livvy6

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


That was hilarious!!


Livvy

Response from pokeystar (Author of I Snarked at my Best Friend’s Lover Because I Lost my Knickers)

Glad you like it!

10/10

snitchette

This is excellent and very funny. I find the challenge very inspiring.

Response from pokeystar (Author of I Snarked at my Best Friend’s Lover Because I Lost my Knickers)

I love prompts and writing exercises.This one goosed my muse in the patootie.

0/10

tenoh27

Funny, thanks!

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