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The Perfect Find

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The Perfect Find

Southern_Witch_69

18 Reviews   |   18 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )

Humor General Snapshot Video Alternate Universe Potter Place's Anything Goes Challenge 42 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Horace Slughorn

Slughorn and bright green, shimmery tear-away pants

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Chapter 1: The Perfect Find


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Member Since 2005  |  144 Stories  |  Favorited by 1,103  |  2,209 Reviews Written  |  5,450 Review Responses

I adore the world of HP.



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Reviews for The Perfect Find

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rhiannonofthemoon

Oh dear.  Slughorn in those pants... an image that I had never needed to see, but will remain burned into my retinas forever more.  I have a feeling that the poor shop owner feels the same way!Loved it!  Excellent job.  :)

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debjunk

Heh heh.  Hopefully she can return to work tomorrow.

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kimjo2

oh gasp choke rip out my eyes hoot with disgusted laughter.  wonderfully done!  thanks

10/10

Arabella Bloodgood

Very funny and great video and artwork.

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of The Perfect Find)

It ws fun to do

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of The Perfect Find)

It ws fun to do

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phoenix

MY EYES!!!! That hurt every bit as much as I thought it would. LOL I don't know whether to be proud or scared that someone did a video challenge for this, but thank you for leaving the tearing away to the imagination. :D

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of The Perfect Find)

Haha. Glad you liked this. I had fun

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of The Perfect Find)

Haha. Glad you liked this. I had fun

10/10

Arabella Bloodgood

LMAO  that is just scary.  Sucks to be that salewoman  A+ work

10/10

Anonymous

OMFG
That was brilliant.

Author's Response: thank you

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kimbee73

LOL...Very funny...I would have been speechless as well.

10/10

Shadow

Speechless indeed! Too funny.

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sunny33

ROFL, madness, complete madness!

9/10

pokeystar

I think I loved the verging on p0rn guitar music best  :-)

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floorcoaster

HAHAHA! That was hilarious! Nice job! :)

10/10

Moreteadk

Fantastic! I had to pause in a couple of places because I couldn't read fast enough before the picture changed, but definitely worth it. Poor shopkeeper. Muscle development. Riiiiiiiiight....!

9/10

dracontia

Okay... this is why I'm not in retail.

LOL @ The Pants That Wouldn't Die!

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CharmedForce

Cruel and unusual punishment for any shopkeeper!

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of The Perfect Find)

very true

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of The Perfect Find)

very true

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KellyH

I cannot get that porn music out of my head now... thanks alot :)

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of The Perfect Find)

sorry lol

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of The Perfect Find)

sorry lol

10/10

cocoachristy

Oh that was great! Loved it!

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StormySkize

That has left me speechless ... absolutely speechless.  I need to think about this ... lol

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