Humor

Severus Snape and the Chocolate Frog Cards

by morgaine_dulac

Who knew Snape likes Chocolate Frogs? And who that Chocolate Frog Cards can be used for other things than just collecting.

669 Words,  Started 10/24/2008,  Completed 10/24/2008

Between the Lines

by shefa

Two hands, one book.

2,192 Words,  Started 09/18/2008,  Completed 09/18/2008

Spectacle of the Year

by SS Lupin

Draco tries to seduce Hermione but finds a Weasley is in his way.

5,905 Words,  Started 07/26/2006,  Completed 08/08/2006

Inked

by NixItAll

"This isn’t any more exciting than any other quill… Other than it smells bad… Lord, Hermione can be boring; she needs help."

Sirius shows Hermione that all work and no play... is no way to live.

2,833 Words,  Started 01/02/2008,  Completed 01/02/2008

Daydreaming

by teshara

After Ron runs out on Hermione she finds herself at Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes demanding a custom made Daydream charm to get her frustrations out. Little did she know it would really give her what she needs.
Written before DH.

5,223 Words,  Started 10/21/2007,  Updated 07/26/2008

Constant Vigilance

by severina

~Complete~ Takes place during the early part of HBP. After Ollivander is captured (or is he?) by Death Eaters, his daughter returns to find answers, aided by paranoid ex-Auror, Mad-Eye Moody.

29,649 Words,  Started 07/02/2006,  Completed 08/16/2006

Third's the Charm

by duniazade

Written for shiv5468, on her prompt:

"Snape and Hermione argue over who should have the last chocolate éclair - who wins?"

1,250 Words,  Started 02/22/2008,  Completed 02/22/2008

The Missive Queen

by OpalJade

Mrs Granger enjoys corresponding with Professor Snape.

1,388 Words,  Started 09/30/2009,  Completed 09/30/2009

Uneasy Peace

by blue artemis

The war may be over, but something in Diagon Alley is making it difficult for everyone to find peace.

515 Words,  Started 09/22/2011,  Completed 09/22/2011

War Heroes Unveiled

by HBAR

Sometimes it doesn't pay to be concise.

500 Words,  Started 09/29/2011,  Completed 09/29/2011

Old Spice Snape

by pokeystar

Sometimes, daydreams can change destinies.

803 Words,  Started 12/19/2010,  Completed 12/19/2010

Hyperbole

by stgulik

Hermione is about to publish her first book. Unfortunately, her new publisher seems to be of two minds about the matter. Literally.

8,219 Words,  Started 08/07/2013,  Completed 08/13/2013

In Flagrante

by dacian goddess

One-shot fic written to the prompt: Ginny discovers Hermione in flagrante delecto with...Snape? Malfoy? Author's choice. In which the author makes an ... educated choice.

4,072 Words,  Started 03/21/2008,  Completed 03/21/2008

Stranded

by sunny33

Hermione told Severus she hated flying on brooms, but he wouldn't listen.

1,391 Words,  Started 08/30/2010,  Completed 08/30/2010

Into the Garden

by wingless

The Hogwarts Christmas party is in full swing. For two people, though, it is imperative to escape the festivities.

7,914 Words,  Started 11/08/2009,  Completed 11/08/2009

Double, Double

by Ravensblood

The girls brew a potion out of a Shakespearean play in order to bring back their dead Potions master.

1,150 Words,  Started 08/12/2009,  Completed 08/12/2009

Potions Master Severus

by ladyofthemasque

A filk of a horribly familiar, Uber-Evil children's song.

205 Words,  Started 03/22/2006,  Completed 03/22/2006

Blackmail

by chivalric

Easter Sunday comes up windy and cold. Still, there is no lack of bunnies, and a high chance of Easter Eggs for Severus Snape.

3,859 Words,  Started 03/15/2008,  Completed 03/15/2008

Stress Relief

by notsosaintly

Ah, the joys of playing poker. [The goal of this story was to pay attention to Remus. Poor boy needed it badly.]

7,826 Words,  Started 09/12/2005,  Completed 09/12/2005

Timing

by a_bees_buzz

Severus Snape wants Hermione Granger to come work at Hogwarts, but she wants more than just a job, a proposition he finds deeply disturbing.

1,979 Words,  Started 09/30/2007,  Completed 09/30/2007

To Be a Woman

by Savva

Two men, one woman – a story as old as the world itself. A twist – two powerful wizards will clash over one brilliant witch. Love. Friendship. Rivalry. Deceit. Severus Snape/Lucius Malfoy/Hermione Granger. AU. OOC. DH partly ignored.

26,606 Words,  Started 06/13/2011,  Updated 01/10/2012

On Earth as in Heaven

by duniazade

Two wanderers ask for hospitality. But gifts from the gods are sometimes strange.

Author's Notes: Written for Cecelle in the 2007 winter round of the SS/HG Exchange, on her prompt "Something that takes inspiration from some part of the story of Philemon and Baucis."

A translation of Publius Ovidius Naso's poem can be found here: http://www.perseus.tufts.edu/cgi-bin/ptext?lookup=Ov.+Met.+8.612

"Theotokos" means literally God-bearer, or the one who gives birth to God. It's the Eastern Orthodox title for Mary, the mother of Jesus.

Illustration by the wonderful Camillo. You can find her other works on her page at deviantART: http://camillo1978.deviantart.com/

3,523 Words,  Started 06/20/2008,  Completed 06/20/2008

Hot and Bothered

by HBAR

Draco and Hermione are ... well, bothered about being hot.

477 Words,  Started 10/13/2011,  Completed 10/13/2011

Birthday Wishes

by ksevfansd

Severus Snape is having a strange effect on all the females at Hogwarts, except for a certain Gryffindor.

4,435 Words,  Started 09/15/2009,  Updated 10/27/2009

Nobody Told Me There'd Be Days Like These

by Subversa

The honeymoon is winding down as Severus returns to work; Great Aunt Seraphina arrives for a visit, bearing gifts. This story is a sequel to Master of Enchantment, Bast: Operation Kitty, Meet the Parents, Meet the Boys, and Meet the Beetles.

24,552 Words,  Started 10/27/2006,  Completed 11/10/2006