Hot and Bothered
HBAR23 Reviews | 23 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )
Draco and Hermione are ... well, bothered about being hot.
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HAHAHAHA! *wipes away tears of hilarity* I was going to quote you my fave, but there's too many. God, I love today. Thanks. I totally needed you! *loves*
Response from HBAR (Author of Hot and Bothered)
You are most welcome. This is the one where I wanted to write something serious but it just wasn't happening. I really hated this one, so I'm glad at least that you were amused.
This had me grinning ear from ear. Thank you 
Response from HBAR (Author of Hot and Bothered)
So glad to hear that! Thank you for your review :)
Ew. Just... ew. lol
Response from HBAR (Author of Hot and Bothered)
Well, I'm going to take your "ew" and run with it, LOL. Thanks for the read and review.
LOL! I mean, really, I'm totally laughing out loud here. Very funny!
Response from HBAR (Author of Hot and Bothered)
I LOVE making people laugh. Mission accomplished!
snerk. What a predicament. Great comeback from Hermione.
Response from HBAR (Author of Hot and Bothered)
Thanks. I don't think she'd ever let Malfoy have the last laugh!
groans and rolls eyes.
Response from HBAR (Author of Hot and Bothered)
I will admit I was rolling my eyes and groaning a bit as well. Thanks for the review.
Oh my goodness. What a strange situation.
Response from HBAR (Author of Hot and Bothered)
I hope that is good strange, LOL. These guys kind of got out of hand this week.
HA! LOL! Hot & bothered indeed - Draco wins for the kinkiest;-)!
Response from HBAR (Author of Hot and Bothered)
Thanks! Glad you enjoyed it.
*snicker* A loaded situation. There's nothing more effective than heat to make one shed clothing. Nice work!
Response from HBAR (Author of Hot and Bothered)
I think they were secretly enjoying themselves :) Thanks!
The banter here was terrific fun. And for some reason your story made me think of 1001 Nights and flying carpets ... nice use of a desert, Mystery Author! :-)
Response from HBAR (Author of Hot and Bothered)
Well a flying carpet certainly would have come in handy, LOL. I think if Hermione had been dressed for 1001 Nights and flying carpets, Draco might have decided to be a little nicer. Thanks for reading and reviewing.
I stuck somewhere between giggling wildly and feeling just the teensiest bit queasy! Love the banter, shame about the - err - splinching incident!
Response from HBAR (Author of Hot and Bothered)
Thanks so much. Sorry about the queasy. Just sit back and read some other stuff and you'll feel much better :)
*Sniggering helplessly* The mental images... there are simply no words...
Response from HBAR (Author of Hot and Bothered)
There are simply no words, indeed. Thanks so much for your review.
~gigglesnort~
Response from HBAR (Author of Hot and Bothered)
Oh, I hope you weren't drinking anything during your review. It hurts coming out of your nose :)
Nicely twisted...
Response from HBAR (Author of Hot and Bothered)
Well, this prompt twisted my brain a bit, and this is the result. Thanks for reading and reviewing!
Oh, gosh, do I love it when Draco and Hermione are bickering! Hermione's the clear victor, though, with cracks on the blinding whiteness of his skin and his... er... splinching accident. Those twelve-year boys are going to be retelling this story once a week for the duration of their respective puberties. Hilarious!
Response from HBAR (Author of Hot and Bothered)
I love when they bicker as well. As for those boys, I think this is one of those things that will definitely leave an impression for a very long time. No one would believe them if they didn't have photo evidence :) Thanks for reading and reviewing!
Erotic, idiotic, and slightly squicky. I like this one.
Response from HBAR (Author of Hot and Bothered)
Yes, that about sums it up. Thanks for reading and reviewing!
These two are a mess. Maybe there will be a sequel from the POV of the shocked gas station employee :)
Response from HBAR (Reviewer)
Ooooh, great idea. Probably not going to happen :)
Oh, dear lord! That is one interesting story!!
Response from HBAR (Author of Hot and Bothered)
Yeah, this one got a bit out of hand. Don't worry, I've put them back in their cages where they won't get into any more trouble :)
ROFLMAO
Response from HBAR (Author of Hot and Bothered)
This prompt stumped me a bit, so I'm glad this absurdity made you laugh.
LOL! Hermione-turned-Slytherin makes for interesting!
Response from HBAR (Author of Hot and Bothered)
And there couldn't be a better recipient than Draco. Thanks, Karelia.
Oh, no! Neither one is going to live that down for a very.long.time.
Response from HBAR (Author of Hot and Bothered)
Oh, I do hope that is the case, LOL!
Draco and Hermione can be so wonderfully snippy with each other, and having to get their kit off to survive just exacerbates the situation.
Response from HBAR (Author of Hot and Bothered)
Years from now they'll look back on this and ... yeah, they'll probably still be cringing. Thanks for reading and reviewing!