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Severus Snape and the Chocolate Frog Cards

morgaine_dulac

24 Reviews   |   24 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )

Humor Epilogue What Epilogue? Hogwarts Castle 669 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Albus Dumbledore Original Character Ronald Weasley Severus Snape

Who knew Snape likes Chocolate Frogs? And who that Chocolate Frog Cards can be used for other things than just collecting.

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Chapter 1: Severus Snape and the Chocolate Frog Cards


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morgaine_dulac

Member Since 2008  |  52 Stories  |  Favorited by 122  |  948 Reviews Written  |  2,443 Review Responses

Born: in the glorious year of 1979, when Dio joined Black Sabbath and Peter Pettigrew started passing on information to the Dark Lord

Colours: black, green, silver

Passions: writing, cooking, baking, witchcraft

Obsessions: quite a few, chocolate for one (hi Lupin!), but mainly a certain Potions master and a blond DE.

When I am not writing alone, I co-write with my favourite Ravenclaw star_girl. Look for sevs_starsisters to find our stories.

Published writer since 2014. Original fiction is good fun, but I find myself returning to fan fiction every now and then 

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Reviews for Severus Snape and the Chocolate Frog Cards

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10/10

loreen77

Aaaaaa,  chocolate frogs getting frisky. That is brilliant. Laughs!!!

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Severus Snape and the Chocolate Frog Cards)

Thihi. I had all but forgotten about this one. Naughty little Chocolate Frog Cards!

0/10

slythkid

LOLLOLLOL. Severus the Chococate Frog addict. Hilarious. Don't know what I like best. The "ten more points for it being my lesson", DD having to face TR or Severus, ah, communicating with a girl who is not you know who. You and star_girl rock.

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Severus Snape and the Chocolate Frog Cards)

You cannot imagine how much fun it was to write this!I will make sure to forward your compliment to star_girl!Cheers. /M

0/10

sunny33

ROFL!  On that note I end today's morgaine marathon! :)

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Severus Snape and the Chocolate Frog Cards)

Did you have a day off or what? heheI feel very honoured that you spend so much time on my stories! I think you should get a hug for that./M

Response from sunny33 (Reviewer)

*hugs back*  No, I was at work, just reading between appointments.  Muhahaha!  And later, after the kid had gone to bed, and DWTS was finished.  Gotta love that show!

10/10

beaweasley2

 Oh how delicious! Tom Riddle face to face with Dumbledore and Severus face to face with a Miss January,getting it on! Loved this. Very inventive.

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Severus Snape and the Chocolate Frog Cards)

Wouldn't you just love to be a fly on the wall, um, in the box ;-)Glad you liked it. /M

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Severus Snape and the Chocolate Frog Cards)

Wouldn't you just love to be a fly on the wall, um, in the box ;-)Glad you liked it. /M

10/10

snitchette

ROFL Who would have thought Chocaolate Frog Cards had such a social life. You made a fantastic job with the idea.

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Severus Snape and the Chocolate Frog Cards)

We must thank star_girl. She was the one who started to talk about Chocolate Frogs.Glad you liked it. /M

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Severus Snape and the Chocolate Frog Cards)

We must thank star_girl. She was the one who started to talk about Chocolate Frogs.Glad you liked it. /M

0/10

Trickie Woo

I'm really pleased to see a story here without Hermione. She is so annoying, and fandom Hermione shares the crown with St. Lily as the ultimate Mary Sue. That said I enjoyed this and got a laugh out of it. As I said in my review on Occlumency, I would love to have read about the smut that was going on in the chocolate frog box.

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Severus Snape and the Chocolate Frog Cards)

*checks the library*: how DO Chocolate Frog Cards have sax anyway?? ;-)Glad you liked it. /M

Response from Trickie Woo (Reviewer)

I read one a while back where he had sex underwater with a mermaid. I knew the gilly weed would let him breathe, but how does a human male have sex with a mermaid? In spite of 'Splash' and 'The Little Mermaid', I still can't figure it out.

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Severus Snape and the Chocolate Frog Cards)

Hm, I always thought the term merMAID had something to do with them not having sex at all ... ;-)

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Severus Snape and the Chocolate Frog Cards)

*checks the library*: how DO Chocolate Frog Cards have sax anyway?? ;-)Glad you liked it. /M

Response from Trickie Woo (Reviewer)

I read one a while back where he had sex underwater with a mermaid. I knew the gilly weed would let him breathe, but how does a human male have sex with a mermaid? In spite of 'Splash' and 'The Little Mermaid', I still can't figure it out.

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Severus Snape and the Chocolate Frog Cards)

Hm, I always thought the term merMAID had something to do with them not having sex at all ... ;-)

0/10

Antigone

haha, that's great. I knew Snape had to have a secret like that, and of course he would have to be dark chocolate with chili, cause he is both dark and hot!

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Severus Snape and the Chocolate Frog Cards)

Thought about milk chocolate with raisins first ... didn't work though ;-)Glad you liked it. /M

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Severus Snape and the Chocolate Frog Cards)

Thought about milk chocolate with raisins first ... didn't work though ;-)Glad you liked it. /M

10/10

debjunk

Too bad Severus can't jump into the card himself and take advantage of the situation.  Lol.  I wonder if Dumbly and Voldie will survive the night?

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Severus Snape and the Chocolate Frog Cards)

There must be a spell for that! ;-)Glad you liked it. /M

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Severus Snape and the Chocolate Frog Cards)

There must be a spell for that! ;-)Glad you liked it. /M

9/10

DawnEB

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Severus Snape and the Chocolate Frog Cards)

Hihi, thanks!

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Severus Snape and the Chocolate Frog Cards)

Hihi, thanks!

10/10

funny music

This is great! You've really made me smile! :)

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Severus Snape and the Chocolate Frog Cards)

So glad I made you smile. Good for my Karma :-)Cheers. /M

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Severus Snape and the Chocolate Frog Cards)

So glad I made you smile. Good for my Karma :-)Cheers. /M

0/10

rhiannon113

LOL That is too funny! Now suddenly Ron's enormous collection of FWW cards takes on a whole new meaning. Excellent! Can't stop giggling!

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Severus Snape and the Chocolate Frog Cards)

Glad it made you giggle!Cheers. /M

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Severus Snape and the Chocolate Frog Cards)

Glad it made you giggle!Cheers. /M

9/10

MeMs

fantastic, I love it :D

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Severus Snape and the Chocolate Frog Cards)

Glad you do!Imagine, I wasn't even going to post this in the beginning.Cheers. /M

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Severus Snape and the Chocolate Frog Cards)

Glad you do!Imagine, I wasn't even going to post this in the beginning.Cheers. /M

10/10

Muggline

This is hilarious! Thank you for a good laugh on a bad day...

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Severus Snape and the Chocolate Frog Cards)

Glad it made you laugh!And here, have a Chocolate Frog.

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Severus Snape and the Chocolate Frog Cards)

Glad it made you laugh!And here, have a Chocolate Frog.

0/10

star_girl

Yay! I'm glad you posted this. I definitely think Snape has a stash of frog cards somewhere, after all he's been collecting them for years. Can't wait to see what other plot bunnies we come up with. Mundungus and Stan? Ha ha kidding! X

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Severus Snape and the Chocolate Frog Cards)

Really hope you're kidding! ;-)Card-Severus says hi. He has had a very pleasant night. Ms L'Egg is an extraordinarily talented witch.Cheers. /M

Response from star_girl (Reviewer)

HA! That just made me cackle out loud! Ms L'egg tells me he's not the head of Slytherin for nothing and require no Viagraserum to enhance his formidible stamina!

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Severus Snape and the Chocolate Frog Cards)

Oh my *fans herself*

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Severus Snape and the Chocolate Frog Cards)

Really hope you're kidding! ;-)Card-Severus says hi. He has had a very pleasant night. Ms L'Egg is an extraordinarily talented witch.Cheers. /M

Response from star_girl (Reviewer)

HA! That just made me cackle out loud! Ms L'egg tells me he's not the head of Slytherin for nothing and require no Viagraserum to enhance his formidible stamina!

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Severus Snape and the Chocolate Frog Cards)

Oh my *fans herself*

0/10

salvamea

yes, this was too cool!!It made me laugh so hard.matchmaker with chocolate-frog-cards, really good!

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Severus Snape and the Chocolate Frog Cards)

No such thing as a match made in a Chocolate Frog box ;-)Glad you liked it.Cheers. /M

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Severus Snape and the Chocolate Frog Cards)

No such thing as a match made in a Chocolate Frog box ;-)Glad you liked it.Cheers. /M

10/10

luvsev

lol. That was absolutely delightful!

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Severus Snape and the Chocolate Frog Cards)

Glad you liked it.Thanks for reading and leaving a note. /M

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Severus Snape and the Chocolate Frog Cards)

Glad you liked it.Thanks for reading and leaving a note. /M

8/10

PDamian

Awwww, nerts ... you mean Snape doesn't even get to watch? Bummer!

Nicely done!

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Severus Snape and the Chocolate Frog Cards)

Would you want to watch your card? heheMaybe he'll have a look later.Glad you liked it.Thanks. /M

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Severus Snape and the Chocolate Frog Cards)

Would you want to watch your card? heheMaybe he'll have a look later.Glad you liked it.Thanks. /M

0/10

geomancer

Tee Hee! very cute. I wonder what Albus and Tom end up doing and knowing perfectly well what the other cards are up to. Delicious!!!

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Severus Snape and the Chocolate Frog Cards)

Yes, what did Albus and Tom do. Hm ... play cards? ;-)Glad you liked it. Thanks. /M

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Severus Snape and the Chocolate Frog Cards)

Yes, what did Albus and Tom do. Hm ... play cards? ;-)Glad you liked it. Thanks. /M

10/10

belle4life

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. omg that was so devilishly perfect. i love that he confiscates them because they are his fave and Ron doesn't share, so perfect. bravo!!!!!!!

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Severus Snape and the Chocolate Frog Cards)

Love getting reviews like your first thing in the morning.... devilishly perfect ... that's going to make me grin all day.Glad you like it. Thanks. /M

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Severus Snape and the Chocolate Frog Cards)

Love getting reviews like your first thing in the morning.... devilishly perfect ... that's going to make me grin all day.Glad you like it. Thanks. /M

9/10

sweetflag

Hehehe!  An interesting deck, and so feisty!  I enjoyed the drabble, thank you for writing.  Still find it amazing that you can write something so complete in so few words... a talent!

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Severus Snape and the Chocolate Frog Cards)

It amazes me too ;-)

0/10

HermioneJeanSnape

*Suppresses hysterical laughter* Oh my. Oh my. Wow. Best use of chocolate frog cards EVER. xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Severus Snape and the Chocolate Frog Cards)

Hehe, I forgot I've written that! Glad it made you laugh!Happy Holidays. Don't eat too many Chocolate Frogs. You know what those cards have been doing ;-)/M

10/10

mick42

Love it! just love it

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Severus Snape and the Chocolate Frog Cards)

I loved writing that one!! Ah, good times!

0/10

TheCopperDragon2004

Lol, cute, but HOW exactly does a chocolate card have sex? Lol

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Severus Snape and the Chocolate Frog Cards)

Do we really want to know? XD Thank you for reading this little piece of silliness. I'd almost forgotten about it.

10/10

MrsAstoriaMalfoy

Oh Severus you bad bad man... Go out and get her yourself!AndMmmmmm Chocolate...

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Severus Snape and the Chocolate Frog Cards)

Mmmmm chocolate indeed!

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