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The Tale of Schrödinger
6.73/10 (30 Ratings, 0 Likes, 16 Favorites )Snape notices something odd about the gift in his Christmas stocking. For the grangersnape100 'What's in the Stocking?' challenge.
541 Words, Started 12/04/2007, Updated 12/22/2007
Children Are a Blessing, Not a Burden
by notsosaintly
6.23/10 (30 Ratings, 0 Likes, 46 Favorites )Oh, the trials and tribulations of a father left alone with his children...
11,325 Words, Started 04/04/2005, Completed 03/12/2006
Convolutions
by Amita
9.0/10 (30 Ratings, 0 Likes, 6 Favorites )Granger and the Malfoys and the Great Spider War. A comedy: sins forgiven; virtue rewarded; the brave and true triumph.
31,072 Words, Started 05/23/2010, Completed 11/11/2010
She Stoops to Conquer
by CiraArana
6.57/10 (30 Ratings, 0 Likes, 30 Favorites )The diary of a young witch who is madly in love with Severus Snape.
14,922 Words, Started 09/12/2006, Completed 10/07/2006
Every Day Is Saturday
5.83/10 (29 Ratings, 0 Likes, 17 Favorites )Snape finally found the strength to go on without Lily, but what really is there left to do? Life can turn on a sixpence, even on a dead ordinary, rainy Saturday...
10,953 Words, Started 08/11/2013, Completed 08/11/2013
Before the Fairy God-Jarvey
by dracontia
7.93/10 (29 Ratings, 0 Likes, 8 Favorites )How, precisely, does a Jarvey become a Fairy God-Jarvey? The answers are all here, from the origin of the name Regina P. Fletcher (including why it’s shortened to Reggie instead of Gina), to why Reggie speaks Spanish. Please note—in the time-honored tradition of stories involving animals, this contains a substantial share of sadness. But for those who’ve become fond of Reggie through ‘The Fairy God-Jarvey Chronicles,’ I hope it will be worthwhile to learn how one plucky little runt survived it all to become the Fairy God-Jarvey.
20,495 Words, Started 04/25/2007, Completed 05/16/2007
A Rush of Blood to the Head
by PlaidPooka
6.45/10 (29 Ratings, 0 Likes, 22 Favorites )When the whole of Hogwarts finds out that Severus is a virgin, will he be the laughingstock of the school? Or will this be the start of a mighty big adventure?
11,761 Words, Started 04/19/2005, Completed 04/19/2005
The Head That's Showing
by julymorning
6.97/10 (29 Ratings, 0 Likes, 27 Favorites )Hermione accepts a dare that leaves Snape intrigued. SS/HG Exchange Winter 2008 gift fic for inspired_ideas.
2,961 Words, Started 04/18/2009, Completed 04/18/2009
What Makes Severus Snape Laugh or How to Manipulate Your Wife.
by snitchette
5.48/10 (29 Ratings, 0 Likes, 19 Favorites )My response to the "Why Snape laughs" challenge.
974 Words, Started 04/02/2008, Completed 04/02/2008
Mission III: Get Hermione Laid...Once More
by Fervesco
4.1/10 (29 Ratings, 0 Likes, 95 Favorites )HG/SS/RL/SB True to form, a rather frustrated Hermione sets out to acquire some satisfaction...
19,888 Words, Started 05/01/2006, Completed 05/01/2006
The Chocolate War
by pokeystar
4.72/10 (29 Ratings, 0 Likes, 15 Favorites )Much ado about tiny bits of confectionery.
What do a wooden puppet, a talking water cooler, a Greek god, archival folders, coffee, and magically altered choccies have to do with falling in love? Possibly everything...
Officially nominated at dramione_awards, round 3.
14,166 Words, Started 02/27/2008, Updated 05/12/2008
Sleeping Beauty
by chivalric
5.03/10 (29 Ratings, 0 Likes, 30 Favorites )Counterpart to "Searching For a Book." Same story - from Hermione's POV.
5,410 Words, Started 06/06/2009, Completed 06/06/2009
An Unexpected Gift
by linlawless
6.93/10 (29 Ratings, 0 Likes, 3 Favorites )Crookshanks's latest "gift" isn't quite what it seems...
326 Words, Started 09/15/2012, Completed 09/15/2012
Third Time's the Charm
by GinnyW
6.72/10 (29 Ratings, 0 Likes, 47 Favorites )After having been setup on two disastrous blind dates, Hermione reluctantly agrees to a third.
5,478 Words, Started 01/06/2007, Completed 01/06/2007
Second Thoughts
by chivalric
7.83/10 (29 Ratings, 0 Likes, 35 Favorites )One night of passion is a nice thing to have, but what happens the next morning, when each one is ignoring the other? This is a sequel to "Detention".
5,656 Words, Started 06/27/2008, Completed 06/27/2008
Hooting
by Pearle
6.83/10 (29 Ratings, 0 Likes, 16 Favorites )Hogwarts has finally joined the twenty-first century, much to Severus’ annoyance. He’d assumed only owls hooted; evidentially, he was wrong.
SS/HG, One-shot; DH compliant - but definitely EWE.
2,618 Words, Started 01/11/2010, Completed 01/11/2010
A Reputation to Uphold
by Saltfish
4.59/10 (29 Ratings, 0 Likes, 40 Favorites )Rita Skeeter is at it again, and sometimes even Hermione needs a helping hand. This a one-shot story with a touch of romance and humor.
2,952 Words, Started 10/08/2006, Completed 10/08/2006
Slytherin Detention
by NixItAll
6.0/10 (29 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )A little prank lands Regulus in detention, but honestly, how bad could an hour with Slughorn be?
1,102 Words, Started 06/22/2008, Completed 06/22/2008
Of Fathers And Their Children
by chivalric
5.75/10 (28 Ratings, 0 Likes, 21 Favorites )Fluffy, light-hearted little Easter sequel to "At All Costs." Snape and Lupin are sitting in the garden and watch their children play when an Easter bunny hops along.
2,641 Words, Started 03/20/2008, Completed 03/20/2008
Better Than Cruciatus
6.86/10 (28 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )Snape has a working vacation that shows him that torture is not just reserved to spells.
600 Words, Started 05/11/2008, Completed 05/11/2008
A Valentine Note
by peppermint
5.96/10 (28 Ratings, 0 Likes, 6 Favorites )A familiar's note to his human.
142 Words, Started 02/15/2009, Completed 02/15/2009
Quite Enchanting
by selinabln
7.0/10 (28 Ratings, 0 Likes, 40 Favorites )The Golden Trio celebrates its graduation. Dumbledore has one of his special ideas for the ball, while his Potions master is not happy at all that his participation is highly expected; and soon certain secrets will be revealed. A little piece of fluff.
10,020 Words, Started 03/09/2008, Updated 05/08/2008
Snape & Sympathy
6.32/10 (28 Ratings, 0 Likes, 36 Favorites )When Hermione realizes that her relationship is going nowhere, she chooses to drown her irritation in coffee and a book. She ends up running into the one person who has no compunction about making his opinions known—and for once, doesn't mind listening to her own. But why is he paying her any attention at all?
4,188 Words, Started 01/25/2010, Completed 01/25/2010
Expecto Patronum!
by Moreteadk
5.29/10 (28 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )Severus finally gets to teach DADA. Preparations for the class aren't really going entirely as he could have hoped.
2,891 Words, Started 07/04/2008, Completed 07/04/2008
Pearl Button
by Savva
5.32/10 (28 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )Hermione's genuine smile of delight had surprised Severus. She was happy to see him... Hmm... How very odd and disconcerting. Highly disconcerting indeed. Severus Snape, Hermione Granger, and one naughty, naughty pearl button.
4,433 Words, Started 01/20/2011, Completed 10/07/2011