Humor

Phlebotonum

by lizzyann

It was the best of massages; it was the worst of massages.... Think back to the day when a seventh-year Head Girl could develop an overwhelming need to fornicate with her greasy-yet-attractive Potions master, and call it a retro-cliche smut-fest.

10,014 Words,  Started 12/25/2007,  Completed 12/25/2007

Mistletoe for Three

by Southern_Witch_69

Hermione has a plan to get Snape under the mistletoe, but Lucius ends up beneath it as well. Written for Siriusneeds (Happy Christmas), who kindly responded to an LJ request I made for story prompts.

2,448 Words,  Started 12/23/2006,  Completed 12/23/2006

An Unlikely Prince

by lady_rhian

"If I’m Snow White, does that make you Prince Charming?” Written for averygoodun, SS/HG Exchange Summer 2010.

9,859 Words,  Started 09/04/2010,  Completed 09/07/2010

A Potion With An Unintended Notion

by karelia

Ron Weasley is very careless during a Potions lesson. Chaos and love ensue, and Rita Skeeter changes her profession.

4,676 Words,  Started 07/02/2006,  Completed 07/02/2006

Green-Eyed Monster

by sshg316

A certain green-eyed monster helps bring Hermione and Severus' secret relationship out into the open.

806 Words,  Started 06/10/2008,  Completed 06/10/2008

Before and After

by kittylefish

Hermione finds something Severus wishes she hadn't, with unexpected consequences.

51 Words,  Started 05/18/2008,  Completed 05/18/2008

Anything But This

by morgaine_dulac

Severus is given the one task he'd rather not carry out.

204 Words,  Started 08/13/2008,  Completed 10/04/2008

Anxiety

by ladyofthemasque

100-words of quiet desperation

120 Words,  Started 02/20/2007,  Completed 02/20/2007

Afternoon Delight

by kimbee73

Hermione finds Ron in bed with someone she never would have expected.

288 Words,  Started 05/30/2008,  Completed 05/30/2008

Amidst the Darkness

by Sirius Girl 08

Sophia McKinloch is in her sixth year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Best friends with Lily Evans and Remus Lupin, this Gryffindor maybe shy and unassuming, but she is always ready to help a friend in need. However, in this, her penultimate year at Hogwarts, Sophia will be the victim of a horrific attack; one that will require her to rebuild her life in the aftermath. How will this girl, who hates to show anyone her true feelings, cope when the person who can help her the most is the jovial Sirius Black; and how will Sirius Black cope when circumstances force him to be mature?

Sirius Black/OC

96,739 Words,  Started 08/07/2009,  Updated 04/03/2010

Serpensortia

by Olethros

Green Eyes, Dark Man, and Medusa interrogate a most unlikely ally. DH-compliant(ish) but EWE.

6,357 Words,  Started 09/21/2007,  Completed 09/21/2007

My Brother's Child

by beaweasley2

Fred's girlfriend Lydia goes to Fred’s the funeral to lay flowers on his grave and breaks down crying. After the funeral, she tells George that she's pregnant with Fred's baby, and he accidently announces her pregnancy to the entire family. However, George decides at Fred’s wake that he’d like to raise his brother's child. How can he convince her to marry him? Does she? What do the others think?

15,948 Words,  Started 02/09/2008,  Completed 03/27/2008

The Fennoderee's Favourite

by Wahoo and Wesleyanne

Orla Quirke's first year at Hogwarts. From the start Draco takes an unreasonable dislike to the first-year Ravenclaw.
A tale of a little-known Canon character.

9,554 Words,  Started 04/27/2008,  Completed 05/31/2008

I Guess I'll Have to Do This the Hard Way

by Seekerlover

Hermione is tired of being snubbed by the Ministry because she's Muggleborn. She decides to sort out their prejudices the hard way.

7,072 Words,  Started 03/18/2007,  Completed 03/18/2007

Hilltop Chronicles

by neelix

A series of one-shots set in the world of Hilltop Cottage.

8,356 Words,  Started 08/13/2010,  Updated 09/15/2010

A Christmas Cauldron

by ladyofthemasque

How would Snape react, if he were forced to watch a certain favorite Muggle Christmas tale?

4,349 Words,  Started 06/06/2005,  Completed 06/06/2005

Simply Entranced

by pookah

Hermione has been inveigled into entertaining the children at the Wizarding Library’s story hour. Will she ever survive to have children of her own? Will she want to?

1,499 Words,  Started 05/14/2008,  Completed 05/14/2008

Takeover Bid: A Tale of the Marriage Law

by richardgloucester

Severus and Hermione are summoned to the Ministry? Why? And what are they going to do about it when they find out?

1,958 Words,  Started 03/21/2008,  Completed 03/21/2008

She was Beautiful, and He was Naive

by Kore

AU. Severus Snape returns to his rooms to find something that even he could have never expected: a Gryffindor lioness in his bed.

3,006 Words,  Started 12/23/2008,  Completed 12/31/2008

Yuletide Ball

by Corazon

Stand Here Please: Dumbledore/McGonaga ll-type meddling to get an unsuspecting couple to stand under the mistletoe. HG/SS

1,883 Words,  Started 11/24/2008,  Completed 11/24/2008

Fallacious Tutor

by Southern_Witch_69

Hermione overhears a conversation and wants to learn more.

12,701 Words,  Started 01/27/2006,  Completed 05/19/2006

The Old Walls Crumble

by cearrae

Our tale begins immediately following the tragic events on the night of Dumbledore's murder. Where did Severus Snape go? Who helped him? The story is an exploration into the many faces of an undercover spy. Who is this man? What is his true self? Can redemption be found in loving another? Travel a while with the Slytherin spy and see how his life evolves.

83,034 Words,  Started 09/09/2006,  Completed 11/19/2010

Trio's Problems

by Southern_Witch_69

Ron is tired of being overlooked by women as Harry takes first choice. Someone's interest surprises him.

13,348 Words,  Started 04/19/2005,  Completed 09/21/2005

Dating a Heroine

by Elise_Wanderer

A decorated war heroine ought to be able to get a better class of dinner date. One-shot.

1,724 Words,  Started 04/20/2008,  Completed 04/20/2008

Merlin's Amulet

by melusin

Three short stories loosely connected by history, pizza and the Statutes of Secrecy.

9,275 Words,  Started 09/19/2009,  Completed 09/29/2009