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Phlebotonum

lizzyann

35 Reviews   |   35 Ratings, 0 Likes, 154 Favorites )

Humor Erotica Smut Potions Under Duress 10,014 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Hermione Granger Severus Snape

It was the best of massages; it was the worst of massages.... Think back to the day when a seventh-year Head Girl could develop an overwhelming need to fornicate with her greasy-yet-attractive Potions master, and call it a retro-cliche smut-fest.

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Chapter 1: Phlebotonum


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10/10

mick42

I have read this before, and will read it again and again, it is one of my favourites. 

8/10

hilli72

Wonderful! Hot with great dialogue

9/10

Yolande

  I can sleep happily now, no, not sleep, perchance to dream....and in those dreams....
Oh how massage ,and love can unbind even the most enknotted people. healing hands, in deed.
Say all together Sequel , sequel.

Very, very well done. And my spelling and punctuation is shot, cos it is near three in the morning
Where is Snape right now?

10/10

Sydney Chapin

This is one of my favourites. I reviewed it on Ashwinder and I still love reading it.

I don't know what type of sequel would work, but wow I'd love to see you do something with it. Maybe Severus finds himself in the path of the same hex???
Whatever the case, this is a great short story and one I'm sure you're very proud of.

0/10

x_weasley

Thank goodness Ron is no better than average  at Potions.

10/10

pearl city princess

Oh how wonderful, well not the curse, but everything else.

10/10

LoveFenrir

Oh, I lurve massages...And that proves why...Gosh, maybe sequel with her massaging him?Please?Don't stop...lol...

0/10

Lupinfan

Great, lot of tension. Definitely my favorite.

10/10

celestlyn

Merlin! That was deliciously HOT! I defininely need a new massage therapist! I loved it all. The snarky, git was totally in character and you played those awkward, but oh, so sexy moments of longing to perfection. I'm not normally a sequel-type person. I prefer the places where one's own mind takes them. However, if you feel the urge to continue, I will make an exception. Totally awesome!

10/10

Bambu

I haven't read anything of yours before, but this piece was on the SSHG Quiz on live journal and I came to read it.  It's deliciously sexy, and partially so because your characterizations are subtly nuanced.  I liked it very much.

9/10

odogoddess

What a delicious concept and lovely execution. :)  If you should get a bunny for it, I'd love a sequel. 

0/10

dynonugget

Stopping by to judge for the TNL Awards.  A very interesting story, and quite well written.  Good job.

10/10

Aldara

Wow. That was sexy. Extremely so.

10/10

faeriebell

That was great. I want more! And I want a massage a la Severus. Well done.

10/10

sherrithewriter

I can't believe it's over. I wanted more! Great story.

0/10

Elise_Wanderer

Absolutely lovely.  You have let us decide what happens next, so I have a happy-in-spite-of-themselves ending in mind.  Really nicely done!

8/10

la_dissonance

Gah.  That was like, beyond hot.  I have this thing for massaging, see, and this is just like...the ultimate massage fic.  It keeps going and going...*melts*  Oh, and I love your characterizations, and the dialog, and your tongue-in-cheek writing style, and all that literary stuff too. Just, right now I'm not in a very literary-minded state...And I won't even go into that I don't generally like het...this was a very femslash-friendly story, imo!  And I loved it.  Did I mention that I loved it?  'Twas beautiful.  ^_^

10/10

MollysSister

Congrats on your nomination over at TNL awards! This is a hot and steamy one shot!

10/10

lux_astraea

Whew! *fans self* That was wonderful! I only ask that you consider writing more, because that was truly something. :)~lux

10/10

kass42

This was wonderful.

0/10

dacian goddess

Oh, excellent! Absolutely brilliant fic. You managed an exquisite combination of scorching chemistry and awkward reticence that just unfailingly pulls you in.


The character voices were quite superb, and I loved the layers you managed to infuse into their communication - the way you played the spoken and unspoken off each other. Lovely!

10/10

firefly124

This was great!  *fans self*

10/10

CharmedForce

"A fourth cousin to a smile twitched the corners of Snape’s mouth."

I love that line! So clever, as is Frobisher's book title. Very enjoyable story. I would *love* to see more. 

10/10

Vampire_Exotica

Say it with me people 'Sequel?!'  No really....you have to....it just so....*loses loss of limbs and drools* (very unbecoming of a vampire I must say)I love this.  More juicy lemons please. You know you want to!*bribes with Snape clone, chocolate and massage oil*

0/10

Merlina Thalia

Wow that was hot, but I gotta agree with the other reviewers that mentioned it...I want to read more:) I am interested in reading their reactions (well specifically Snape's) once everything is back to normal and he has to face the fact that it wasn't all just the potion! One of the best I've read in a long time and now on my favorites:)

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