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With A Little Drop of Poison
by Danu
5.89/10 (54 Ratings, 0 Likes, 56 Favorites )A love potion + the Weasley twins = trouble for a certain Potions Master and new Transfiguration Apprentice
9,051 Words, Started 10/21/2005, Completed 01/18/2006
Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey
by dracontia
5.41/10 (54 Ratings, 0 Likes, 69 Favorites )Snape is getting a makeover. Why, you ask? Well, wouldn't you, if offered one by a Fairy God-Jarvey? Inspired by the SexGod!Snape Challenge. (The original Fairy God Jarvey story!)
17,662 Words, Started 03/30/2006, Completed 04/05/2006
The Truth
7.48/10 (54 Ratings, 0 Likes, 125 Favorites )Severus is hit by a spell, and The Truth is revealed. Vigorously. (I blame the Potter Place Winter Challenge #22 plot-bunny for the bite-marks on my keyboard.)
6,982 Words, Started 05/04/2007, Completed 05/04/2007
The F Word
by madqueenmab
7.54/10 (54 Ratings, 0 Likes, 87 Favorites )My answer to the "Creative Cursing" Challenge. Snape's in recovery post-snakebite; Hermione's swearing like mad. Snark and sexiness occurs.
997 Words, Started 05/18/2008, Completed 05/18/2008
Valentine Mischief
by chivalric
5.83/10 (53 Ratings, 0 Likes, 74 Favorites )This is about chocolate and roses and a certain Potions professor who massively dislikes Valentine's Day. Or so he thinks.
4,393 Words, Started 02/07/2008, Completed 02/07/2008
Traps & Arrows
by corianderpie
6.57/10 (53 Ratings, 0 Likes, 16 Favorites )Summary: Minerva takes a break, Hermione takes a new post, Severus takes up the cudgels, Neville takes a risk, Filius takes his chances, and Rolanda takes bets on the outcome. Written as a gift for Magically25 in the 2010 SS/HG gift exchange. Prompt:
“The competition. A setting of your choice, a competition of your choice. Plenty of plotting / counter-plotting, tit for tat and escalation of consequences.”
15,261 Words, Started 09/10/2010, Completed 09/14/2010
That Singular Anomaly
by sc010f
7.34/10 (53 Ratings, 0 Likes, 16 Favorites )Severus Snape had an epiphany the night after the battle in the Department of Mysteries and decided to make a list. He did not foresee that it would influence the rest of his life.
12,642 Words, Started 11/13/2010, Completed 11/16/2010
Birth Control and Bananas
by muzicfan5
4.73/10 (52 Ratings, 0 Likes, 45 Favorites )Students becoming pregnant on school grounds? Parents are outraged! See what happens when Sex Ed comes to Hogwarts. Chapter summary: returning to Hogwarts and teacher assignments
17,587 Words, Started 08/04/2006, Completed 08/15/2006
Carrot Tops and Unspeakable Plans
by sunny33
6.46/10 (52 Ratings, 0 Likes, 23 Favorites )Severus Snape and Ron Weasley are reluctant partners on a special mission.
5,051 Words, Started 12/20/2009, Completed 02/28/2010
Professor Snape, in the Bedroom, with the Chocolate Ice Cream
by melusin
6.69/10 (52 Ratings, 0 Likes, 117 Favorites )Oh and there's a Blindfold - I forgot to mention the Blindfold!
11,019 Words, Started 06/10/2006, Completed 06/10/2006
Hexed!
by TeaOli
3.6/10 (52 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )Severus Snape learns the hard way not to cross a half-giant. Hermione Granger gets caught in consequences of his gaffe.
11,849 Words, Started 04/29/2013, Completed 06/26/2013
Baby Mine
by LadyTuesday
6.52/10 (52 Ratings, 0 Likes, 5 Favorites )Sequel to "Bundle of Joy" - After a long line of letters that led her to love, Hermione Granger ended up with more than just the bundle of joy she advertised for in the Daily Prophet ... now she just needs to keep her snarky Slytherin significant other and her burgeoning baby bump in balance. (Rating/warnings are for later chapters)
1,132 Words, Started 03/07/2011, Updated 03/07/2011
Time Will Tell
by Punkindoodle
5.0/10 (51 Ratings, 0 Likes, 55 Favorites )A magical clock, a secret message, time travel and a murder that must be prevented. Nominated at Quill to Parchment, Dangerous Liaisons and He Had it Coming.
121,209 Words, Started 08/29/2007, Completed 12/03/2007
What Snape Does When TPP is Down
7.08/10 (50 Ratings, 0 Likes, 14 Favorites )Snape knows exactly how you feel when you can't log in to The Petulant Poetess.
401 Words, Started 04/09/2008, Completed 04/09/2008
Valentine's Day
by tonksinger
6.3/10 (50 Ratings, 0 Likes, 72 Favorites )It's Valentine's Day, the most miserable day of the year for Severus and Hermione. They would like nothing more for it to be over, but someone has decided that they'd like it to continue... Written for the 2008 SSHG exchange for julilith.
21,532 Words, Started 10/11/2009, Completed 11/20/2009
An Unexpected Purpose
7.1/10 (50 Ratings, 0 Likes, 22 Favorites )Originally written for 2008 SS/HG Exchange. Severus Snape unexpectedly survives Nagini's attack due to the aid of Lucius Malfoy. Now that he has outlived both his Masters and the promises that drove his life for the past 18 years, what is his purpose? How does he find meaning in life and learn to love beyond his previous life of guilt and penance? A special thanks to Little Beloved for lending her beta skills.
23,246 Words, Started 03/29/2010, Completed 05/04/2010
Transitions
4.08/10 (50 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )I begin as a kitten, end as a snake. What am I?
178 Words, Started 05/23/2008, Updated 05/26/2008
Talks with Ghosts
4.06/10 (50 Ratings, 0 Likes, 27 Favorites )Hermione spends time with a certain ghost…
919 Words, Started 05/11/2008, Updated 06/09/2008
Picking up the Pieces
by Shadow
5.86/10 (49 Ratings, 0 Likes, 84 Favorites )Hermione travels to Australia to retrieve her parents. While there, she runs into none other than the "late" professor Snape.
8,937 Words, Started 04/23/2008, Completed 06/10/2008
Wasted Time
by CharmedForce
5.61/10 (49 Ratings, 0 Likes, 37 Favorites )A short look at Hermione's life after Hogwarts, and how sometimes the one person we spend so much time looking for is right next to us the whole way.
5,875 Words, Started 06/08/2007, Completed 06/14/2007
Mission I: Get Hermione Laid!
by Fervesco
6.49/10 (49 Ratings, 0 Likes, 158 Favorites )Voldemort is dead and the party is on at Grimmauld Place. Hermione however has set herself a mission.... HG/SS/RL/SB
13,565 Words, Started 05/25/2005, Completed 05/25/2005
The Secret's in the Sauce
by LadyTuesday
7.37/10 (49 Ratings, 0 Likes, 91 Favorites )Hermione needs this potion, but can Snape bring himself to procure the ingredient that she needs the most? Complete in three parts.
From the "Ingredient Challenge" at WIKTT.
18,236 Words, Started 03/02/2008, Completed 03/25/2008
Muggle Music
by tinytexans
5.57/10 (49 Ratings, 0 Likes, 59 Favorites )Hermione has returned to Hogwarts as the new Muggle Studies professor. She decides to teach Severus a thing or two.
9,647 Words, Started 05/02/2008, Completed 05/12/2008
Seventy Hundred Shiny Black Buttons
by pokeystar
5.02/10 (49 Ratings, 0 Likes, 3 Favorites )Severus Snape’s sartorial vanities cause him problems.
398 Words, Started 05/02/2008, Completed 05/02/2008
The Opposite
by Alexis McCoy
9.48/10 (48 Ratings, 0 Likes, 16 Favorites )The Terrific Trio's 6th year at Hogwarts turns into one away from the school as they receive training to become part of an elite group of wizards and witches. New powers are also discovered as well as new and unexpected friendships.
67,695 Words, Started 07/22/2005, Completed 10/26/2005