The F Word
madqueenmab54 Reviews | 7.54/10 (54 Ratings, 0 Likes, 87 Favorites )
My answer to the "Creative Cursing" Challenge. Snape's in recovery post-snakebite; Hermione's swearing like mad. Snark and sexiness occurs.
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excellent use of the word fuck. very adorable story, thank you!
Fucking awesome:)
I think he wil get over her not saying nasty things.
F*ing brill. Truly. LOL! Why is it that some types can swear like a sailor and no one says a word, but let the intelligent, educated, brainy girl mutter a swear and everyone has a cow?
LOL! This was excellent fun. Favorite lines:
The little foul-mouth. If she'd talked like that at Hogwarts he would've (secretly) respected her more.
And he thought she was sexy when she swore. That's nothing, nothing, on the flush that comes when she explains the Theory of Relativity.
How did I miss this before?
Fucking hell, I love this. Thanks to scoffy for pointing it out today!
Well I was going to tell you how abso-effing-lutely effing brilliant the story was, but see that others have effing beat me to it. Don't effing care; I effing loved it!
Fucking brilliant my girl!
Lol, bravo...sorry, that should be, effing bravo...~Lotm
Response from madqueenmab (Author of The F Word)
Thank you very effing much!
Response from ladyofthemasque (Reviewer)
Lol, you're very effing welcome. Thank you for writing such an effing good story!~LotmP.S. In my family, the "forbidden F-word" is "food".As in... Me (the cook) -- "So, what do you want for dinner?"Them -- "Food!"Me -- "AAAAAAUGH!!"
I read this over my morning coffee...nearly made me short circuit the keyboard when I spilled it laughing. Great fic, enjoyed it immensely. 
Response from madqueenmab (Author of The F Word)
Apologies to your keyboard. I'm delighted you enjoyed this!
Gosh! I've tried to clean up my language, and prefer to say 'Blankity-blank', but this is just so Blankin' hysterical!
Response from madqueenmab (Author of The F Word)
Thank you very blanking much! :)
Lulabelle72 rec'd this to me.I'm so glad she fucking did.That mouth! Oh, god I fucking loved it.You have no idea how much I love this story because me and my girlfriends... names will be withheld because they are such known writers on TPP (although you can most likely guess by who rec'd this to me)... but we all swear like fucking sailors.
A wonderful story!!! Now, one of my favs.
Shell~
Response from madqueenmab (Author of The F Word)
I'm glad she recced it too. Thanks so much for the review!
Anonymous
Hysterically funny. I loved it.
Author's Response: Thanks so much!
That is my very favorite word! Thanks for this "he's going to want to castrate you with a spoon.", that was the best line (well you had a little artisic license) in that sorry excuse for robin hood. Alan was the only thing worth looking at.
Response from madqueenmab (Author of The F Word)
It's one of my top words. As for the castration, that's one of my top threats. Thanks for the review.
"I think I'm going to do them, instead."Now she's thinkin'! Great little fic! I really enjoyed it.
Response from madqueenmab (Author of The F Word)
Brightest witch of her age, indeed! :) So glad you liked this.
Fuck yeah!!!!!!!! Such a versatile little word, so much maligned, glad to see it's finally getting its props! Nice one, cheers!
Response from madqueenmab (Author of The F Word)
Thank you so much!
Omg, I love this soooo much! So perfect for all of us girls with wicked potty mouths :)
Response from madqueenmab (Author of The F Word)
Thank you. I'm always on the side of the wicked potty mouths, as I have a bit of one myself.
She stubs her toe. "Fuckadee fuck fuck fuck." Oh, I'm going to have to remember that one! This was wondrously funny!
Response from madqueenmab (Author of The F Word)
Thank you!
Sometimes, the only thing you can do about something is drop the f-bomb. I'm more fond of the Arabic than the Anglo-Saxon, but then again an Arabic style curse in their world might actually *be* a curse.
Response from madqueenmab (Author of The F Word)
This: Sometimes, the only thing you can do about something is drop the f-bomb. Needs to be a bumper-sticker. Thanks for the review!
Oh yes, I completly agree with Hermione; if there were a choise I too would chose to do things with Severus rather than talk about it...:-)) An absolute brilliant story, I enjoyed every minute reading it:-))
Response from madqueenmab (Author of The F Word)
I would also, I would also. Of course, I suspect Severus will be able to convince to do *both*.
OOOOOOOOH! Goody! Lots of F words.... funny, fab, fave, frolic. Thanks.
Response from madqueenmab (Author of The F Word)
Thank you so so much!
I've been reading so much fanfiction since the release of DH, (when I discovered fanfiction), that I've lost track of some of the canon. Do we know how wizards swear? I know that's how ff canon works. I can't count the number of time I've seen "Merlin's balls" written. I'm just wondering. I don't feel like reading all seven books to find out though.Great story though. It's highly amusing. Plus, I just finished reading a Stephen King short story, so I feel much better about going to bed now. *g*
Response from madqueenmab (Author of The F Word)
I think Merlin's whatever does pop up a bit in DH (I remember Hermione saying Merlin's Somethingorother at Grimmauld Place and Ron giving her a hard time about it) so the fanfic swearing comes from somewhere... I may have exaggerated a bit for this fic. Glad it amused you in any event. Thanks for reviewing.
Sweet. That was funny and amusing.
Response from madqueenmab (Author of The F Word)
Thanks! Glad you liked it.