Once again-- love love love.--Bella (gilded-glamour)

I fucking love it when Hermione swears. I used to swear all the fucking time. Now I have kids. I am polite and mild manored.  Its fucking annoying.

What a fun set of drabbles.  Just the thing I needed after a day that made me want to curse as much as Hermione did here.  Thank you!

In the spirit of female solidarity, I can only say, well fuck me blind! I enjoyed that. I never cared for painfully aesthetic Snape. It seems to me that a working class bloke like Severus would appreciate a witch with a talent for creative swearing.

The comment from the other room as I was reading this:  "You'd better stop laughing so hard, you're going to hurt yourself!"  My response: "It's called The F Word!"  (So you'll have at least one other reader later on tonight.)  So funny!!!  Loved it! 

Bloody brilliant, what a vocabulary you have ! :)

Girl after my own mouth!

You already know that I love this, right?

Author's Response: Your LJ rec was kind of a hint, but a greedy thing like me can never hear enough.  :)

Thanks for the rec, the review, and your general awesomeness,

Excellent. Brilliant. Wonderful. Marvelous. Fantastic and I don't know other words to express my curent feeling. I hope it will suffice.

As I said before: this was fan-fucking-tastic! It fits together so nicely. Fucking awesome!

Well bugger me sideways that was brilliant! I absolutely adore the way you wrote that. I think it fit beautifully. Hermione could be foul-mouthed but still respectful. Wonderful.

Fucking brilliant!

You fucking rock!

Five stars! I'd give you 17 if I fucking could.

Author's Response: Thank you so fucking much!

This was such a fun ride! I love you you pointed out all the different uses of the F word in your story. And I love how Severus would have respected her more! That was hilarious. Thank you!

I'm not a terribly big fan of the word, but that was terribly amusing.  One of those things I'd like to share with my husband except a) he doesn't realize I read stuff like this, b) he doesn't "get" the whole fan fiction thing, and c) he's terribly conscious of Setting An Example For The Children.  And saying the F word outside very specific circumstances would be a Bad Example.  Excellent little quicky, MQM, I loved it.

*Giggles madly*  This is so clever and hilarious!  You have a way with words, madqueenmab, whether you're making me laugh or cry.

That was funny, sweet and a lovely progression of drabbles. I feel much better about my foul mouth now. I mean, if Hermione does it, it's acceptable right?... especially if Severus secretly likes it too!

Speaking as a girl who swears *a lot*... that was fucking ace! 

Hee hee - loved it!!  I love the fact she has such a sailor's mouth.  And I think it would be a total turn on for Snape. Thanks for your hard work.

i loved this!  you had me at 'juno's jugs' and it just went on from there.  in my youth somewhere i absorbed the lesson that being a good feminist meant feeling free to use that other 'f' word (and i'm sure i just dated myself terribly, as youngsters today scratch their heads and say 'what's a feminist'?)  i'm the bad auntie who always has to apologize for swearing in front of the kiddies.

A story after my own heart! My daughters always say, "Mom, you're not supposed to swear in front of us!"I say, "Excuse me? How old am I?"They say, "Thirty-nine."I say, "That's right. When you get to be thirty-nine, don't you want to be able to swear too?"Although, I have toned down my driving language to dorkwad, buttwipe and owl pellet. (Most of the time. Okay, okay, maybe not most....)

Oh, this is absolutely brilliant. Love it!

Fucking Awesome.  :)  Well done!

Oh, effing brilliant! Wonder-effing-brilliant!

LMAO, Brilliant.  :-)

Wow! Hilarious and creative and I'm favin! :) Thanks for sharing. -CC