Such a sweet story

I thoroughly enjoyed this romp and I love the annotated list, checked, compiled and waiting to be finished. :)

Harry's rote speech to the Wizengamot, with Severus' derisive tones to the Mugwump were just fabulous. Actually, all of his cutting comments, though at times inopportune meant he ended up with the best gift possible.

Hermione's tirade had the well deserved effect of making Severus shut the fuck up and listen for a change, even though he didn't want to. ;)

Looking Hermione up and down was just the icing on the proverbial cake, though no doubt Severus would be just as thankful to cross something off his list.

Kingsley and Hermione plotting? Severus has no hope of winning. :p

He really needs to get laid, and how convenient that every time he thinks about it, Hermione's arse will pop into his head.

Reading the tag over her shoulder is very Slytherin, as is packing up and spending time in England in a nice hotel, rather than doing the holiday route - in the pouring rain.

Poor Severus, though it's a (not so hard tale) for poor Severus as he attempts to get rid of number 1 on his list. Hermione's detailed knowledge of Rachel's establishment must have completely thrown Severus, it it reflects in his confusion.

Draco and Ron toe-to-toe seems very plausible and I'm surprised they didn't hex first and glare later. :)

Poor Severus, just when he thinks he's rid of the trio, Harry and Hermione decide to be helpful and give him back his list.

Really, Hermione, are you sure you can't help Severus with the first item on his list? :p

AWESOME humour through this! (I stayed up far too late reading.) XD

Awesome story. So funny, especially the list and his Florida vacation. 

Lovely ending, thanks for sharing!

Typical and funny how only Severus seemed to notice that Hermione wrote Harry's speach. 

Of all the things to happen in a stuck lift...  Glad to see them on talking terms and that Severus managed to tick something else off his list.

Love the humour of the story!  Poor Snape went on holiday to visit the same weather.

*snigger* Too funny all around!

Nice start.  Love the list concept!

I like it. Thank you.

Harry Potter as Atticus Finch. Or at least, as Hermione's Atticus-Finch puppet. Nice. :D

Eeeeeeexxcellent swearing, by Neptune's nipples! <3<3:D:D

Sloppy Joe's! Fanny-by-the-hour--THAT should be the brothel's name! And he's such a bum-looker. I love this, S. :D

hahahahaaaaa  Thanks for making me giggle.  Apparently I enjoy crude humor!!

Loved the story - great fun!

I adore the way you ended this chapter!  I love the crossed off list item and the way it was worded!

The last line of this chapter is abso-fucking-lutely BRILLIANT!!!!

Ahhhh the satisfaction of a completed list. Its sublime !

Did the charges for wrecking the manipulative bastard's portrait get dropped?

"festering tent" I'll drink to that!  All that camping was shit. Take that JKR!